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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling

And there is room for one more person.

You may fight amongst yourselves as to who gets it.

You can steal the covers though as I'm quite hot tonight.

Either best offer or last person standing wins.

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman  over a year ago

In the clouds

Sleep well..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How about a slightly used sex doll?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll like the bed to myself.

You can have the sofa.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Are we top and toe-ing?

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling


"How about a slightly used sex doll? "

Unless the sex doll is you, Joe. It will be a no.

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling


"I'll like the bed to myself.

You can have the sofa."

But it's my bed!

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling


"Are we top and toe-ing?"

Is that what the kids call it there days? Where is pickles when you need him for the youth lingo.

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London

Is there room for me jerking it in the corner?

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling


"Is there room for me jerking it in the corner?"

Of the room or bed?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll like the bed to myself.

You can have the sofa.

But it's my bed! "

Rules are rules. get out

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling


"I'll like the bed to myself.

You can have the sofa.

But it's my bed!

Rules are rules. get out"

Coyote Ugly Not Tonight!

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Is there room for me jerking it in the corner?

Of the room or bed? "

Bed. Obviously. Coyotes not gonna coat herself!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"And there is room for one more person.

You may fight amongst yourselves as to who gets it.

You can steal the covers though as I'm quite hot tonight.

Either best offer or last person standing wins. "

I'll be the last person sitting. Standing is against my religious views

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll like the bed to myself.

You can have the sofa.

But it's my bed!

Rules are rules. get out

Coyote Ugly Not Tonight! "

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Are we top and toe-ing?

Is that what the kids call it there days? Where is pickles when you need him for the youth lingo. "

Youth? I'm old enough to be your nan

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"And there is room for one more person.

You may fight amongst yourselves as to who gets it.

You can steal the covers though as I'm quite hot tonight.

Either best offer or last person standing wins. "

Ooh me please I only sleep well if I'm stealing the duvets.lol

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"How about a slightly used sex doll?

Unless the sex doll is you, Joe. It will be a no. "

Ooh 3some yes please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How much room? Because I can’t be dealing with all the touching during the night. I need my own space!

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling


"How much room? Because I can’t be dealing with all the touching during the night. I need my own space! "

Nope not you! Had enough disappointment from you tonight already.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

Ooh is there still space ??

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By *iddle ManMan  over a year ago

Walsall

I should really go to bed, but that's just like admitting my next act is going to work.

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling


"Ooh is there still space ??"
potentially. That depends on Joe and his sex dollness.

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling


"I should really go to bed, but that's just like admitting my next act is going to work. "

I was told if you stay up all night, it never comes

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Ooh is there still space ?? potentially. That depends on Joe and his sex dollness. "

Come on jb ..get your ass in gear

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World

Just go to bed will you.

How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day?

Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling


"Just go to bed will you.

How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day?

Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning. "

Day is not over yet!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone else can have my space

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Just go to bed will you.

How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day?

Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning. "

Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

OK ok ladies,I'll take one for the team move over handsome

Where'd he go?

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"Just go to bed will you.

How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day?

Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.

Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?"

Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here.

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Just go to bed will you.

How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day?

Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.

Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?

Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here."

It's actually looking ok I think! In a weird way. It's fine from a distance?

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"Just go to bed will you.

How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day?

Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.

Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?

Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here.

It's actually looking ok I think! In a weird way. It's fine from a distance? "

You don't have sex from a distance do you so needs sorting!

Me and Littlebird will do it for you.

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"Just go to bed will you.

How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day?

Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.

Day is not over yet! "

I'll tuck you in...

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Just go to bed will you.

How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day?

Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.

Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?

Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here.

It's actually looking ok I think! In a weird way. It's fine from a distance?

You don't have sex from a distance do you so needs sorting!

Me and Littlebird will do it for you. "

Why do I picture you bringing out garden shears?

Just accept the blindfold next time!

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Just go to bed will you.

How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day?

Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.

Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?

Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here.

It's actually looking ok I think! In a weird way. It's fine from a distance?

You don't have sex from a distance do you so needs sorting!

Me and Littlebird will do it for you. "

With my teeth

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Just go to bed will you.

How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day?

Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.

Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?

Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here.

It's actually looking ok I think! In a weird way. It's fine from a distance?

You don't have sex from a distance do you so needs sorting!

Me and Littlebird will do it for you.

With my teeth "

Sigh...._aitonel you good with me staying on the corner of the bed mate?

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling


"Just go to bed will you.

How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day?

Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.

Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?

Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here.

It's actually looking ok I think! In a weird way. It's fine from a distance?

You don't have sex from a distance do you so needs sorting!

Me and Littlebird will do it for you.

With my teeth

Sigh...._aitonel you good with me staying on the corner of the bed mate? "

Yes. I'll keep you safe from the manscape maniacs!

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By *educing_EmCouple  over a year ago

Tipperary

Can I roll up in the duvet like a sausage roll?

Em x

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling


"Can I roll up in the duvet like a sausage roll?

Em x"

Will that make you happy?

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By *educing_EmCouple  over a year ago

Tipperary


"Can I roll up in the duvet like a sausage roll?

Em x

Will that make you happy? "

Probably,for about 11 mins, then I'll get too hot and unroll again.

Where do you stand on starfishing?

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling


"Can I roll up in the duvet like a sausage roll?

Em x

Will that make you happy?

Probably,for about 11 mins, then I'll get too hot and unroll again.

Where do you stand on starfishing?"

I don't stand, I do it while laying down!

Naked starfishing?

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Just go to bed will you.

How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day?

Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.

Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?

Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here.

It's actually looking ok I think! In a weird way. It's fine from a distance?

You don't have sex from a distance do you so needs sorting!

Me and Littlebird will do it for you.

With my teeth

Sigh...._aitonel you good with me staying on the corner of the bed mate?

Yes. I'll keep you safe from the manscape maniacs! "

Just watch out for those toots. She's feeling nibbly tonight

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk

No cover's tonight. It's going to get very hot tonight

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Can I roll up in the duvet like a sausage roll?

Em x

Will that make you happy?

Probably,for about 11 mins, then I'll get too hot and unroll again.

Where do you stand on starfishing?

I don't stand, I do it while laying down!

Naked starfishing? "

As if there's any other type lol

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By *educing_EmCouple  over a year ago

Tipperary


"Can I roll up in the duvet like a sausage roll?

Em x

Will that make you happy?

Probably,for about 11 mins, then I'll get too hot and unroll again.

Where do you stand on starfishing?

I don't stand, I do it while laying down!

Naked starfishing?

As if there's any other type lol"

I know ,right

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Can I roll up in the duvet like a sausage roll?

Em x

Will that make you happy?

Probably,for about 11 mins, then I'll get too hot and unroll again.

Where do you stand on starfishing?

I don't stand, I do it while laying down!

Naked starfishing?

As if there's any other type lol

I know ,right "

I can't sleep nude I feel insecure

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Can I roll up in the duvet like a sausage roll?

Em x

Will that make you happy?

Probably,for about 11 mins, then I'll get too hot and unroll again.

Where do you stand on starfishing?

I don't stand, I do it while laying down!

Naked starfishing?

As if there's any other type lol

I know ,right

I can't sleep nude I feel insecure "

Ah Bruce I'll make you feel better

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Can I roll up in the duvet like a sausage roll?

Em x

Will that make you happy?

Probably,for about 11 mins, then I'll get too hot and unroll again.

Where do you stand on starfishing?

I don't stand, I do it while laying down!

Naked starfishing?

As if there's any other type lol

I know ,right

I can't sleep nude I feel insecure

Ah Bruce I'll make you feel better "

I can be in a bed nude

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By *educing_EmCouple  over a year ago

Tipperary


"Can I roll up in the duvet like a sausage roll?

Em x

Will that make you happy?

Probably,for about 11 mins, then I'll get too hot and unroll again.

Where do you stand on starfishing?

I don't stand, I do it while laying down!

Naked starfishing?

As if there's any other type lol

I know ,right

I can't sleep nude I feel insecure "

If you put something in you're bum then nobody else can.

Problem solved, you're welcome

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling


"Can I roll up in the duvet like a sausage roll?

Em x

Will that make you happy?

Probably,for about 11 mins, then I'll get too hot and unroll again.

Where do you stand on starfishing?

I don't stand, I do it while laying down!

Naked starfishing?

As if there's any other type lol

I know ,right

I can't sleep nude I feel insecure

If you put something in you're bum then nobody else can.

Problem solved, you're welcome "

I mean, she isn't wrong. The logic checks out.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Can I roll up in the duvet like a sausage roll?

Em x

Will that make you happy?

Probably,for about 11 mins, then I'll get too hot and unroll again.

Where do you stand on starfishing?

I don't stand, I do it while laying down!

Naked starfishing?

As if there's any other type lol

I know ,right

I can't sleep nude I feel insecure

Ah Bruce I'll make you feel better

I can be in a bed nude "

and then fall asleep???

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"Just go to bed will you.

How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day?

Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.

Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?

Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here.

It's actually looking ok I think! In a weird way. It's fine from a distance?

You don't have sex from a distance do you so needs sorting!

Me and Littlebird will do it for you.

With my teeth

Sigh...._aitonel you good with me staying on the corner of the bed mate?

Yes. I'll keep you safe from the manscape maniacs!

Just watch out for those toots. She's feeling nibbly tonight "

You don't need to be scared of us two, what's the worse that can happen?

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Can I roll up in the duvet like a sausage roll?

Em x

Will that make you happy?

Probably,for about 11 mins, then I'll get too hot and unroll again.

Where do you stand on starfishing?

I don't stand, I do it while laying down!

Naked starfishing?

As if there's any other type lol

I know ,right

I can't sleep nude I feel insecure

If you put something in you're bum then nobody else can.

Problem solved, you're welcome "

They can take it out and put it in again

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 15/08/23 23:03:50]

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By *educing_EmCouple  over a year ago

Tipperary


"Can I roll up in the duvet like a sausage roll?

Em x

Will that make you happy?

Probably,for about 11 mins, then I'll get too hot and unroll again.

Where do you stand on starfishing?

I don't stand, I do it while laying down!

Naked starfishing?

As if there's any other type lol

I know ,right

I can't sleep nude I feel insecure

If you put something in you're bum then nobody else can.

Problem solved, you're welcome

They can take it out and put it in again "

Ahhh but the removal would alert you to the impending Tom foolery

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Just go to bed will you.

How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day?

Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.

Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?

Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here.

It's actually looking ok I think! In a weird way. It's fine from a distance?

You don't have sex from a distance do you so needs sorting!

Me and Littlebird will do it for you.

With my teeth

Sigh...._aitonel you good with me staying on the corner of the bed mate?

Yes. I'll keep you safe from the manscape maniacs!

Just watch out for those toots. She's feeling nibbly tonight

You don't need to be scared of us two, what's the worse that can happen? "

Where to begin? Anal probing, suffocation from foof, pubes being torn out from teeth, milked like a cow...

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"[manscaped by poster at 15/08/23 23:03:50]"

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Can I roll up in the duvet like a sausage roll?

Em x

Will that make you happy?

Probably,for about 11 mins, then I'll get too hot and unroll again.

Where do you stand on starfishing?

I don't stand, I do it while laying down!

Naked starfishing?

As if there's any other type lol

I know ,right

I can't sleep nude I feel insecure

If you put something in you're bum then nobody else can.

Problem solved, you're welcome

They can take it out and put it in again

Ahhh but the removal would alert you to the impending Tom foolery "

I'm a heavy sleeper!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How much room? Because I can’t be dealing with all the touching during the night. I need my own space!

Nope not you! Had enough disappointment from you tonight already. "

I was just trying not to give you nightmares!

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"Just go to bed will you.

How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day?

Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.

Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?

Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here.

It's actually looking ok I think! In a weird way. It's fine from a distance?

You don't have sex from a distance do you so needs sorting!

Me and Littlebird will do it for you.

With my teeth

Sigh...._aitonel you good with me staying on the corner of the bed mate?

Yes. I'll keep you safe from the manscape maniacs!

Just watch out for those toots. She's feeling nibbly tonight

You don't need to be scared of us two, what's the worse that can happen?

Where to begin? Anal probing, suffocation from foof, pubes being torn out from teeth, milked like a cow..."

So that's all about _ittlebird, what have I done wrong?

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Just go to bed will you.

How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day?

Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.

Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?

Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here.

It's actually looking ok I think! In a weird way. It's fine from a distance?

You don't have sex from a distance do you so needs sorting!

Me and Littlebird will do it for you.

With my teeth

Sigh...._aitonel you good with me staying on the corner of the bed mate?

Yes. I'll keep you safe from the manscape maniacs!

Just watch out for those toots. She's feeling nibbly tonight

You don't need to be scared of us two, what's the worse that can happen?

Where to begin? Anal probing, suffocation from foof, pubes being torn out from teeth, milked like a cow...

So that's all about _ittlebird, what have I done wrong? "

I couldn’t help it Brucey. I’m a nice birdie really

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Just go to bed will you.

How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day?

Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.

Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?

Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here.

It's actually looking ok I think! In a weird way. It's fine from a distance?

You don't have sex from a distance do you so needs sorting!

Me and Littlebird will do it for you.

With my teeth

Sigh...._aitonel you good with me staying on the corner of the bed mate?

Yes. I'll keep you safe from the manscape maniacs!

Just watch out for those toots. She's feeling nibbly tonight

You don't need to be scared of us two, what's the worse that can happen?

Where to begin? Anal probing, suffocation from foof, pubes being torn out from teeth, milked like a cow...

So that's all about _ittlebird, what have I done wrong? "

I imagine you'd rile her up!

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Just go to bed will you.

How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day?

Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.

Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?

Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here.

It's actually looking ok I think! In a weird way. It's fine from a distance?

You don't have sex from a distance do you so needs sorting!

Me and Littlebird will do it for you.

With my teeth

Sigh...._aitonel you good with me staying on the corner of the bed mate?

Yes. I'll keep you safe from the manscape maniacs!

Just watch out for those toots. She's feeling nibbly tonight

You don't need to be scared of us two, what's the worse that can happen?

Where to begin? Anal probing, suffocation from foof, pubes being torn out from teeth, milked like a cow...

So that's all about _ittlebird, what have I done wrong?

I couldn’t help it Brucey. I’m a nice birdie really "

Look as long as there's a 4th party to act as referee I'm down

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"Just go to bed will you.

How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day?

Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.

Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?

Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here.

It's actually looking ok I think! In a weird way. It's fine from a distance?

You don't have sex from a distance do you so needs sorting!

Me and Littlebird will do it for you.

With my teeth

Sigh...._aitonel you good with me staying on the corner of the bed mate?

Yes. I'll keep you safe from the manscape maniacs!

Just watch out for those toots. She's feeling nibbly tonight

You don't need to be scared of us two, what's the worse that can happen?

Where to begin? Anal probing, suffocation from foof, pubes being torn out from teeth, milked like a cow...

So that's all about _ittlebird, what have I done wrong?

I imagine you'd rile her up! "

I couldn't tell her what to do if I tried

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Just go to bed will you.

How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day?

Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.

Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?

Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here.

It's actually looking ok I think! In a weird way. It's fine from a distance?

You don't have sex from a distance do you so needs sorting!

Me and Littlebird will do it for you.

With my teeth

Sigh...._aitonel you good with me staying on the corner of the bed mate?

Yes. I'll keep you safe from the manscape maniacs!

Just watch out for those toots. She's feeling nibbly tonight

You don't need to be scared of us two, what's the worse that can happen?

Where to begin? Anal probing, suffocation from foof, pubes being torn out from teeth, milked like a cow...

So that's all about _ittlebird, what have I done wrong?

I imagine you'd rile her up!

I couldn't tell her what to do if I tried "

Now I have a slow mo clip in my head of you watching on looking more and more horrified

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"Just go to bed will you.

How much attention seeking do you need to do in a day?

Remember to have a wee before you do, don't want any accidents by morning.

Good I was bored of wanking to this arguing. Afterparty at boos?

Come to mine Brucey Big Balls, I'll help you manscape whilst you're here.

It's actually looking ok I think! In a weird way. It's fine from a distance?

You don't have sex from a distance do you so needs sorting!

Me and Littlebird will do it for you.

With my teeth

Sigh...._aitonel you good with me staying on the corner of the bed mate?

Yes. I'll keep you safe from the manscape maniacs!

Just watch out for those toots. She's feeling nibbly tonight

You don't need to be scared of us two, what's the worse that can happen?

Where to begin? Anal probing, suffocation from foof, pubes being torn out from teeth, milked like a cow...

So that's all about _ittlebird, what have I done wrong?

I imagine you'd rile her up!

I couldn't tell her what to do if I tried

Now I have a slow mo clip in my head of you watching on looking more and more horrified "

I'd leave you guys too it and close the door quietly as I left.

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