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By *acavity OP   Man  over a year ago

Redditch

If someone was going into your bedroom, for reasons other than sex (tradesman, visitor etc), How NSFW is your bedroom?

I have a bowl of condoms on the side of the bed, some erotic books on the shelf, but toys and bondage gear are normally in a closed drawer.

Would a stranger be shocked seeing your bedroom?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If someone was going into your bedroom, for reasons other than sex (tradesman, visitor etc), How NSFW is your bedroom?

I have a bowl of condoms on the side of the bed, some erotic books on the shelf, but toys and bondage gear are normally in a closed drawer.

Would a stranger be shocked seeing your bedroom?"

Highly doubt it - unless they’re shocked by ‘hippy-type’ abodes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My room requires 30 minute prep time before a stranger enters.

There are ropes and chains on the bed, a 6ft nude canvas on the wall, whips, floggers, chains crops and paddles on my door, more sex toys than you can shake a stick at charging or drying on the bedside tables.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Weird painting of a tentacled dog. Pink Lilo and Stitch bedsheets. Rose soft fairy lights strung the headboard. And a selection of canes, floggers and tentacles on top of the chest of drawers.

Seems normal enough to me

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By *rHotNottsMan  over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I have a print by Pachu M Torres of a woman sucking a man’s thumb ! The ropes and chains are all out of sight but I’m told the headboard is a bit of a giveaway.

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By *rozac_fairyCouple  over a year ago

Birmingham

It's a room that gives away what we do, it's also my work space so I need things to hand without unpacking. I don't put anything away if we have someone like that here though.

Mrs

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Vanilla as they come. Until the kids move out, then its boudoir time

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus

More magnolia

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

My (hotel) bedroom/s are far from vanilla: they are unfussy, contemporary, modernistic and welcoming.

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By *acavity OP   Man  over a year ago

Redditch


"Vanilla as they come. Until the kids move out, then its boudoir time "

Boudoir is a good word. May have to upgrade my bedroom to boudoir.

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By *ice_couple2012Couple  over a year ago

Leicester

Overtly vanilla, except for the tantra/yoga sofa

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By *achelnMarkCouple  over a year ago

Mid Wiltshire

Full naked bodycast on the chimney breast. (Brown wall, white cast) - which can be seen from outside like a ghost lol.

Huge picture of us naked having a romantic kiss above the bed (arty)

Couple of naked female drawings.

And naked couple coffee mats.

Apart from that, quite vanilla!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Anyone going into my bedroom would probably be shocked by what a tip it is, but that's it.

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By *achelnMarkCouple  over a year ago

Mid Wiltshire


"Full naked bodycast on the chimney breast. (Brown wall, white cast) - which can be seen from outside like a ghost lol.

Huge picture of us naked having a romantic kiss above the bed (arty)

Couple of naked female drawings.

And naked couple coffee mats.

Apart from that, quite vanilla!"

Bodycast and the original now a public pic. (Bodycast 10 y older than the orignal" in pic)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Everything is put away and my room is very vanilla.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It's extremely vanilla unless you open all but a few drawers.

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"Vanilla as they come. Until the kids move out, then its boudoir time

Boudoir is a good word. May have to upgrade my bedroom to boudoir."

Don't forget 4 suspension points

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By *lik and PaulCouple  over a year ago

cahoots

Pretty vanilla apart from erotic images of Flik on the wall, ties on each corner of the bed, a flogger and blindfold hanging from a couple of bedpost and a small erotic statue. The toys and spreader bar are hidden away though.

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By *lex46TV/TS  over a year ago

Near Wells

I have two wardrobes in my bedroom, one for male clothes and the other for female items.

The female one is overflowing so I have dresses and skirts hanging outside the wardrobe.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I have a basement dungeon the plumber was a little shocked, when he say someone still on the St Andrews Cross, he managed to work around it

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By *educing_EmCouple  over a year ago

Tipperary

Pretty vanilla, everything is hidden away because kids

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In my bedroom I have a glass fronted cabinet filled with loads of dildos and butt plugs and ropes attached to the bed and hooks in the ceiling.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Most things can be packed away in couple of minutes

Depends if they would be shocked by a guy having pink bedding

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol

I have a few large dildos I keep on shelves almost as ornaments

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've started decorating mine. I will probably keep it vanilla as 'boudoir may annoy me if I'm not feeling horny! Lol. But ffs don't open my goodie draw!

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

My bedroom looks like a tramp is having a jumble sale.

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By *heekyDemandCouple  over a year ago

Leicester

At the moment our bedroom is boring AF, but hopefully moving soon and plans to make a huge played, a cross, mounting points for a swing. Big plans, surely it will turn into pics & videos as well x

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By *heekyDemandCouple  over a year ago

Leicester


"My bedroom looks like a tramp is having a jumble sale."

Soooo, TK Max at 5pm on Saturday?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My bedroom looks as angelic as I do, unless you know where to find all the smutty stuff!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Not too sure, there's bed straps on ready for restraint a couple of erotic art pictures but everything else is hidden.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's very innocent. You would have to pull stuff out to find anything filthy.

I have a young child and live with family so nothing too crazy here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ours is very vanilla but love my bedroom though. All our sexy stuff is hidden away as we have a young family

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By *arker secrets 321Man  over a year ago

West Bromwich

V posh hotel looking bedroom complete with chair in corner and full length mirror 1 side of wardrobe finished off with 2 pictures of koi on opp walls x

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By *hiny-SinnersCouple  over a year ago

Vale of Glamorgan

We are literally running out of room to hang all our kinky gear - of course most of it belongs to Mrs S - and currently have three standing rails in our bedroom, plus’s 6 in the attic and 2 elsewhere (and various boxes under the beds and all over the place). We had to cover the rails with sheets when we had tradesmen in. But more complicated is the middle bedroom, which we have turned into a full bdsm playroom, so that has to stay locked, although it was awkward explaining to my elderly Mum why she couldn’t see it as she knew we had recently redecorated

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

Not at all vanilla its white

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don’t even own sex toys lol so it’s about as vanilla as it gets

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

We need time before someone goes into our room. I don't think a trades person would be offended by our erotic library but we'd put the other stuff away.

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By *udandBryanCouple  over a year ago

Boston

Even our friends are shocked by our bedroom! King size pine bondage need with stainless steel mirror behind prison bars at head and stocks at the foot, walks and ceiling red, whips, chains, crops etc. Hanging on the walls, big photo of pud behind bed, probably fair to say it's nsfw!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It’s just a regular bedroom unless you go snooping in the cupboard. We have to keep things hidden away.

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By *essaMayWoman  over a year ago

Fairytale Wood

If walked into into mine it would be - lazy bitch. Yeh but my bedroom is how should we say organised disarray.

But then id never take anyone back unless had a special established relationship. Had dangerous problems in the past

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Very vanilla... until you lift the ottoman bed or look up at the fixing points for the swings :D

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman  over a year ago

Manchester

I live in a flat where you have to walk through my bedroom to get to the bathroom and kitchen so I have to hide all my NSFW stuff in my underbed drawers

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"My bedroom looks like a tramp is having a jumble sale.

Soooo, TK Max at 5pm on Saturday? "

Worse! No faulty designer clothes.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

In my defence I lost my dressing room when a family member moved in.

I say dressing room but it was a spare bedroom with black bags full of clothes on the bed, and bags of books under the bed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Very vanilla.

One drawer has the usual toys inside. Easily located too.

Besides that is a modification to a piece of furniture where my collar and restraints plus more are hidden, but are all laid out for easy access when the time comes and accessed in one smooth action.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"… all laid out for easy access when the time comes and accessed in one smooth action. "

You make that sound pretty sexy. I like a smooth action.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"… all laid out for easy access when the time comes and accessed in one smooth action.

You make that sound pretty sexy. I like a smooth action."

I have a video of it. I could completely show off.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I have a video of it. I could completely show off. "

Now you’re just teasing.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple  over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"Vanilla as they come. Until the kids move out, then its boudoir time "

This

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The kids sleep in bed with us sometimes so yes, completely vanilla.

However I didn't count on my children tidying my room as a surprise, and finding my "microphone" in the drawer.

F

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By *eyeYCouple  over a year ago

Nr Leicester

On initial inspection quite vanilla.. just don't open the suitcase or the fucking machine case on top of the wardrobe..

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By *eyeYCouple  over a year ago

Nr Leicester


"The kids sleep in bed with us sometimes so yes, completely vanilla.

However I didn't count on my children tidying my room as a surprise, and finding my "microphone" in the drawer.

F"

Yes my daughter found and turned on my microphone..

Whilst we were below in the lounge with my Grandparents.. They are a little deaf thankfully, but the noise of it Merrily making it's way across the floor..

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By *alsam1Couple  over a year ago

Caister

Hooks on the ceiling, spreader bar hung on the wall over the bed. A huge painting hides some of our sex tools and a draw under the bed for toys x

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