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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You are in the middle of a hot desert.
A hungry lion has been following you and your two travel companions now for days... It keeps getting closer and closer, and it's only a matter of time before it gobbles someone up.
Your two travel companions (Piers Morgan and Jeremy Vine) are exhausted and thirsty just like you, but there is only one weeks' supply of water left, one stick of dynamite, a bag of mixed seeds, a 12 inch dildo, and one tired and angry, spitting, name-calling camel.
How do you make it out alive? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wait for Piers and Jeremy to fall asleep, move the supplies, use the stick of dynamite to blow up Piers and Jeremy, use the camel to carry their remains and the supplies and then use the remains to periodically feed the lion to befriend him. Once the remains of my companions are used up, feed the camel to the lion and by that time I could ride the lion the rest of the way to civilization |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"- get on the camel, but before riding away - throw the mixed sweets to the lion and leave the dildo et al for Jeremy vine to use on piers  "
- mixed seeds 
- and throw the dynamite behind me so it makes a dust cloud to mask my getaway! |
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