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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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.. I’m needy and it’s always nice to do a charitable bit for those less fortunate than yourselves isn’t it? 
Anyway, this isn’t about me, Fabsters, it’s about YOU.
Why should the good (and the not so good) people of Fab get jiggy and nekkid with YOU?
Who knows maybe this thread will convince someone* to actually ride you in person?
(* it won’t tbf so don’t get your hopes up) |
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By *mf123Man
over a year ago
with one foot out the door |
To be able to say they did of course who wouldnt want the ultimate notch on there bedpost however be carefull what you wish for its less a notch more a chain saw to the bed  |
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".. I’m needy and it’s always nice to do a charitable bit for those less fortunate than yourselves isn’t it?
Anyway, this isn’t about me, Fabsters, it’s about YOU.
Why should the good (and the not so good) people of Fab get jiggy and nekkid with YOU?
Who knows maybe this thread will convince someone* to actually ride you in person?
(* it won’t tbf so don’t get your hopes up)"
So, I tried that with Twitter predictive text: “You should fuck me because….. I’m not gonna get it because I’m gonna have a lot more to say than that but I’m not going anywhere because I’m gonna get a job” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I am fucking amazing, no further justifications required
Hmmmm considering it
Only considering!!! Crying myself to sleep tonight, distraught "
Ouch! I know you don’t like me but the sarcasm was so harsh. Cheers. Going to unhotlist you now  |
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"Because I am fucking amazing, no further justifications required
Hmmmm considering it
Only considering!!! Crying myself to sleep tonight, distraught
Ouch! I know you don’t like me but the sarcasm was so harsh. Cheers. Going to unhotlist you now "
You started it!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You shouldn’t. I’m unwell. You’ll probably catch the plague. Unless you want the plague, then you definitely should.
I feel like doggy with a facemask on is the solution. Sold!"
Fine! I’ll try not to breathe too much. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You shouldn’t. I’m unwell. You’ll probably catch the plague. Unless you want the plague, then you definitely should.
Pass!
Very wise.
I know better than to fuck with the diseased!"
Leave it a few days then we can ok? |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Away for Christmas |
"You shouldn’t. I’m unwell. You’ll probably catch the plague. Unless you want the plague, then you definitely should.
I feel like doggy with a facemask on is the solution. Sold!
Fine! I’ll try not to breathe too much. "
That's a whole other kink itself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You shouldn’t. I’m unwell. You’ll probably catch the plague. Unless you want the plague, then you definitely should.
I feel like doggy with a facemask on is the solution. Sold!
Fine! I’ll try not to breathe too much.
That's a whole other kink itself "
Don’t give him anymore ideas, please. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Away for Christmas |
"You shouldn’t. I’m unwell. You’ll probably catch the plague. Unless you want the plague, then you definitely should.
Pass!
Very wise.
I know better than to fuck with the diseased!
Leave it a few days then we can ok? "
Okay. Gives me time to gather my self control so it lasts a little longer this time |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"You shouldn’t. I’m unwell. You’ll probably catch the plague. Unless you want the plague, then you definitely should.
I feel like doggy with a facemask on is the solution. Sold!
Fine! I’ll try not to breathe too much. "
Oh that's gonna be a problem with all the moaning and harder daddy you'll be saying... |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
...you really, really want to. Look into my eyes. Look into the deep well of my soul. You feel a strange need; an attraction. You want to fuck me. You need to fuck me. Everything else is not important right now. I am the most desirable thing you've ever seen, and you must have me, now!
Alright, when your stop reading this, you will remember nothing but a desperate, insistent need to fuck me.
Stop reading... now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a sex site and any hole's a goal amirite.
J
I was hoping this was B 
Thanks Pickle that made me laugh and cheered me up 
J"
Can’t tell if this is sarcasm but I’d also like to be inside your holes too, J  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...you really, really want to. Look into my eyes. Look into the deep well of my soul. You feel a strange need; an attraction. You want to fuck me. You need to fuck me. Everything else is not important right now. I am the most desirable thing you've ever seen, and you must have me, now!
Alright, when your stop reading this, you will remember nothing but a desperate, insistent need to fuck me.
Stop reading... now."
How soon can you be here? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You shouldn’t. I’m unwell. You’ll probably catch the plague. Unless you want the plague, then you definitely should.
I feel like doggy with a facemask on is the solution. Sold!
Fine! I’ll try not to breathe too much.
Oh that's gonna be a problem with all the moaning and harder daddy you'll be saying... "
Right, that’s enough now!! |
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"This is a sex site and any hole's a goal amirite.
J
I was hoping this was B
Thanks Pickle that made me laugh and cheered me up
J
Can’t tell if this is sarcasm but I’d also like to be inside your holes too, J "
No, I'm feeling a little bit fragile and used today Pickle so I let a little snark fly. Your comment genuinely cheered me up.
Jx |
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
You should fuck me because:
I give the full boyfriend experience without the relationship part haha
Buy you wine, make you laugh, fuck you like I love you & listen to you filthy sexy fantasies/stories without getting jealous lol  
Winner winner CrispyDuck for dinner |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"...you really, really want to. Look into my eyes. Look into the deep well of my soul. You feel a strange need; an attraction. You want to fuck me. You need to fuck me. Everything else is not important right now. I am the most desirable thing you've ever seen, and you must have me, now!
Alright, when your stop reading this, you will remember nothing but a desperate, insistent need to fuck me.
Stop reading... now.
How soon can you be here?"
I'm just waiting for a bus. |
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"I've not had sex since January, and that was 3 pumps and he was done  "
What the actual fuck? You are really cute, it's a travesty.
Get your ass down to Chams on Sunday for the BBW event and make up for lost time x |
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