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So the real question
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Travelling |
"FAF?
As you expressed yourself so articulately, I guess I could be open to some sort of sexy shenanigans "
Thank you, I tried to be as polite yet expressive as would allow. Sexy shenanigans sounds about right |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"Yes
Deal!
Cool, so how does this work? I said I want the sex, does it just appear or do I have to go collect it? "
gets delivered but if nobody is home the it might be left outside the door behind the plant pot, or left with a neighbour. |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"I love one . Does it come with orgasm's
Orgasms are intended but not guaranteed! 
As long as we enjoy it that all that matters "
Oh I like this answer! Double the efforts for an orgasm since you are very understanding |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes
Deal!
Cool, so how does this work? I said I want the sex, does it just appear or do I have to go collect it? gets delivered but if nobody is home the it might be left outside the door behind the plant pot, or left with a neighbour. "
Ohhh so I’m playing hide and seek with The Sex. This is why I get none, it’s hiding really well. |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Travelling |
"Yes
Deal!
Cool, so how does this work? I said I want the sex, does it just appear or do I have to go collect it? gets delivered but if nobody is home the it might be left outside the door behind the plant pot, or left with a neighbour.
Ohhh so I’m playing hide and seek with The Sex. This is why I get none, it’s hiding really well."
Oh that's not your fault. It's those rubbish delivery guys. Never leaving instructions as to where |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"I’m already semi naked so I guess, if it’s just a quick one.
If you stay semi naked we could fit two in!
You’re pushing it now. "
Urgh fine! But just know, a single one will be over very quickly! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m already semi naked so I guess, if it’s just a quick one.
If you stay semi naked we could fit two in!
You’re pushing it now.
Urgh fine! But just know, a single one will be over very quickly! "
Deal! |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Travelling |
"I’m already semi naked so I guess, if it’s just a quick one.
If you stay semi naked we could fit two in!
You’re pushing it now.
Urgh fine! But just know, a single one will be over very quickly!
Deal! "
wait! It's as if you want it over quick! |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"I do. And B is at the other end of the country. Sigh.
J
Can't be having a lady in need struggle like that
So kind 
J"
However tell him than me and him will be having words over him leaving you in this predicament |
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"I do. And B is at the other end of the country. Sigh.
J
Can't be having a lady in need struggle like that
So kind
J
However tell him than me and him will be having words over him leaving you in this predicament "
I'll pass that on. I don't want to be a chore or anything 
J |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"I do. And B is at the other end of the country. Sigh.
J
Can't be having a lady in need struggle like that
So kind
J
However tell him than me and him will be having words over him leaving you in this predicament
I'll pass that on. I don't want to be a chore or anything
J"
No! Not a chore at all. |
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"Yes
Deal!
Cool, so how does this work? I said I want the sex, does it just appear or do I have to go collect it? gets delivered but if nobody is home the it might be left outside the door behind the plant pot, or left with a neighbour.
Ohhh so I’m playing hide and seek with The Sex. This is why I get none, it’s hiding really well."
Yep, turns out the sex is delivered by MyHermes, Yodel and Evri. That's why your parcel deliveries are always fucked.
J |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"GUF 
Green underwear foursome?
no 
Good uncomplicated fuck?
I'll have on of them please.
Did you check the channels?
I did, gave up gone to bed.
Okay then. You earned it.
Hop on!  "
Knew I could rely on you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m already semi naked so I guess, if it’s just a quick one.
If you stay semi naked we could fit two in!
You’re pushing it now.
Urgh fine! But just know, a single one will be over very quickly!
Deal!
wait! It's as if you want it over quick! "
I’m still waiting for it to start. |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Travelling |
"I’m already semi naked so I guess, if it’s just a quick one.
If you stay semi naked we could fit two in!
You’re pushing it now.
Urgh fine! But just know, a single one will be over very quickly!
Deal!
wait! It's as if you want it over quick!
I’m still waiting for it to start. "
Its on its way! Can't rush disappointment |
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