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Bowl for your keys

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It’s a stereotype type about swingers putting their keys in a bowl. So would be fascinating to see who owns a bowl for their keys?

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

I’d end up pulling my own out anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a bowl but it is only for use with oranges.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I played bowls once. I was shit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a bowl but it is only for use with oranges."

How do you wife swap using oranges?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a bowl but it is only for use with oranges.

How do you wife swap using oranges?

You draw a pair of tits on it and throw it in an open gaping asshole and shout "WIFE ROTATION!" or something like that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a bowl but it is only for use with oranges.

How do you wife swap using oranges?

You draw a pair of tits on it and throw it in an open gaping asshole and shout "WIFE ROTATION!" or something like that?"

What happens if you miss?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t own a bowl for keys

But definitely a interesting game that I would be down to take part in

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By *offiaCoolWoman over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"I have a bowl but it is only for use with oranges.

How do you wife swap using oranges?

You draw a pair of tits on it and throw it in an open gaping asshole and shout "WIFE ROTATION!" or something like that?

What happens if you miss?"

Try the banana's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a bowl but it is only for use with oranges.

How do you wife swap using oranges?

You draw a pair of tits on it and throw it in an open gaping asshole and shout "WIFE ROTATION!" or something like that?

What happens if you miss?

Try the banana's

Bendy ones?

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

Only 3 bowls i have , one for cornflakes breakfast or soup and two others are for fruit

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

I do - it's wooden. Hand made by my father

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I have a plate for keys.

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By *offiaCoolWoman over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"I have a bowl but it is only for use with oranges.

How do you wife swap using oranges?

You draw a pair of tits on it and throw it in an open gaping asshole and shout "WIFE ROTATION!" or something like that?

What happens if you miss?

Try the banana's

Bendy ones?"

Oh yes, I believe they hit 'the spot'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a bowl but it is only for use with oranges.

How do you wife swap using oranges?

You draw a pair of tits on it and throw it in an open gaping asshole and shout "WIFE ROTATION!" or something like that?

What happens if you miss?

Try the banana's

Bendy ones?

Oh yes, I believe they hit 'the spot'

Don't forget to warm them up in the microwave first.

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By *offiaCoolWoman over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"I have a bowl but it is only for use with oranges.

How do you wife swap using oranges?

You draw a pair of tits on it and throw it in an open gaping asshole and shout "WIFE ROTATION!" or something like that?

What happens if you miss?

Try the banana's

Bendy ones?

Oh yes, I believe they hit 'the spot'

Don't forget to warm them up in the microwave first."

Warm banana's

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan over a year ago

Little clacton

I both sets of keys in a cup

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a bowl but it is only for use with oranges.

How do you wife swap using oranges?

You draw a pair of tits on it and throw it in an open gaping asshole and shout "WIFE ROTATION!" or something like that?

What happens if you miss?

Try the banana's

Bendy ones?

Oh yes, I believe they hit 'the spot'

Don't forget to warm them up in the microwave first."

I thought that was watermelons

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

I'd end up with the one who can't get it up.

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By *offiaCoolWoman over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"I have a bowl but it is only for use with oranges.

How do you wife swap using oranges?

You draw a pair of tits on it and throw it in an open gaping asshole and shout "WIFE ROTATION!" or something like that?

What happens if you miss?

Try the banana's

Bendy ones?

Oh yes, I believe they hit 'the spot'

Don't forget to warm them up in the microwave first.

I thought that was watermelons

Who can fit a watermelon up......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a bowl but it is only for use with oranges.

How do you wife swap using oranges?

You draw a pair of tits on it and throw it in an open gaping asshole and shout "WIFE ROTATION!" or something like that?

What happens if you miss?

Try the banana's

Bendy ones?

Oh yes, I believe they hit 'the spot'

Don't forget to warm them up in the microwave first.

I thought that was watermelons

Who can fit a watermelon up......

Have you seen some of the gapes on here?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a hook screwed into the edge of a kitchen shelf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a bowl but it is only for use with oranges.

How do you wife swap using oranges?

You draw a pair of tits on it and throw it in an open gaping asshole and shout "WIFE ROTATION!" or something like that?

What happens if you miss?

Try the banana's

Bendy ones?

Oh yes, I believe they hit 'the spot'

Don't forget to warm them up in the microwave first.

I thought that was watermelons

Who can fit a watermelon up......

Where is FabulousAndBearded when you need him? I'm sure he'd know a few women who have show him watermelons up their assholes..

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I have a box for keys

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I have a bowl with the Starfleet insignia and "Live long, and prosper" emblazoned on the bottom.

It might conceivably be used for a game where no man has gone before (except a few have)

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

That thought gives me shudders, I'd make sure I spotted the fit guys motors when he pulled up...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a bowler if that helps

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By *enrietteandSamCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

"That thought gives me shudders, I'd make sure I spotted the fit guys motors when he pulled up..."

It had a kind of VW on it

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