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over a year ago
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"I once told Little Mix no.
Good, unless you wanted to be the subject of their new song 
I didn’t even know who they were at the time."
Oh you were serious? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once told Little Mix no.
Good, unless you wanted to be the subject of their new song
I didn’t even know who they were at the time."
I was also a camera technician for ITV on the season they won. Can't believe how far they've gone |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once told Little Mix no.
Good, unless you wanted to be the subject of their new song
I didn’t even know who they were at the time.
Oh you were serious?"
100%. One of them wanted me to move and I said no  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands 
Six full size doughnuts ? That's a mighty big claim. Photographic evidence required "
I would love to, and I could! But food waste and all that...  |
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"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands
Six full size doughnuts ? That's a mighty big claim. Photographic evidence required
I would love to, and I could! But food waste and all that... "
Wash your hands, wash your other body part, apply cling film, 5 doughnuts would be still edible  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands
Six full size doughnuts ? That's a mighty big claim. Photographic evidence required
I would love to, and I could! But food waste and all that...
Wash your hands, wash your other body part, apply cling film, 5 doughnuts would be still edible "
You have all the answers, don't you?   |
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"My dad took me along when he quoted Alan shearer to sandblast his house and his wife came out to keep me company
That's a shit one innit "
That’s the best one I will ever see. |
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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago
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"I once won an adults pool competition at Prestayvan Sands when I was 17 and won a free week back there…had to lie and say that I was 18.
I don’t think they cared
K"
We both competed in the adult Table Tennis final at the Green Garden Hotel in Tenerife and won a bottle of Cava. We were the only adults in it, but a wins a win ...hic |
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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago
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"My dad took me along when he quoted Alan shearer to sandblast his house and his wife came out to keep me company
That's a shit one innit "
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After the job was done, did he run around with one arm raised? |
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I once shared a jacuzzi in a hotel with June Brown (Dot Cotton).
I just chatted to her about ordinary stuff as tho I would have with anyone else - I'm sure she didn't want the 'oh I recognise you line'. |
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"I once shared a jacuzzi in a hotel with June Brown (Dot Cotton).
I just chatted to her about ordinary stuff as tho I would have with anyone else - I'm sure she didn't want the 'oh I recognise you line'. "
Did she mention little willy? |
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"My dad took me along when he quoted Alan shearer to sandblast his house and his wife came out to keep me company
That's a shit one innit "
My cousin lives in spitting distance of his Portuguese property - not jealous. Actually yes I am. I have filthy dreams about him.
J x |
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CRAP claim to fame: I fell out once with Evan Dando the singer from the Lemonheads and called him: Evil Dildo.
GREAT claim to fame: Also once made a song with the bodybuilders 'the Barbarian Brothers'... |
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"CRAP claim to fame: I fell out once with Evan Dando the singer from the Lemonheads and called him: Evil Dildo.
GREAT claim to fame: Also once made a song with the bodybuilders 'the Barbarian Brothers'... "
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Why did you fall out with Evan?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"CRAP claim to fame: I fell out once with Evan Dando the singer from the Lemonheads and called him: Evil Dildo.
GREAT claim to fame: Also once made a song with the bodybuilders 'the Barbarian Brothers'... m
Why did you fall out with Evan?? "
He called me a freak because I wouldn't take drugs. |
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"CRAP claim to fame: I fell out once with Evan Dando the singer from the Lemonheads and called him: Evil Dildo.
GREAT claim to fame: Also once made a song with the bodybuilders 'the Barbarian Brothers'... m
Why did you fall out with Evan??
He called me a freak because I wouldn't take drugs. "
He’s just lost any respect I had. You were right xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"CRAP claim to fame: I fell out once with Evan Dando the singer from the Lemonheads and called him: Evil Dildo.
GREAT claim to fame: Also once made a song with the bodybuilders 'the Barbarian Brothers'... m
Why did you fall out with Evan??
He called me a freak because I wouldn't take drugs.
He’s just lost any respect I had. You were right xx "
It was all said in jest, he seemed like a nice guy lol. |
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Guy Gibson is my great uncle. By that's not a crap claim to fame.
But these are:
I was on the radio with Chris Evans.
I sat on the bonnet of Magnums red Ferrari
I was on a kids Saturday morning TV show called "Cool Cube"
I took my son to the cinema in Ashford and didn't realise Paul McCartney, his wife and child were sitting directly in front of me the whole time. Lights went up, I was gobsmacked and then all hell broke loose with people surrounding him in the lobby. |
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I (Middlesbrough fan) once walked off the Man City team bus at the start of an away game with my mate (too long a story to go into the background history of how I got on or was at the game) A crowd of Man City fans thought we were players and held out their autograph books..we signed!! how we kept a straight face I never know!we pissed ourselves laughing for the rest of the day |
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