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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A kinder bueno, the white one!
See I'm trying to be positive but you really don't have good taste in chocolate.
Fingers crossed you'll get one soon though!"
How dare you. How DARE YOU. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Away for Christmas |
"A kinder bueno, the white one!
See I'm trying to be positive but you really don't have good taste in chocolate.
Fingers crossed you'll get one soon though!
How dare you. How DARE YOU. "
Don't do it man, she is on one. Meli is looking to cause drama. They are all a bit crazy tonight.
Even the grumpy one wants the sex. I mean what's all this about? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A kinder bueno, the white one!
See I'm trying to be positive but you really don't have good taste in chocolate.
Fingers crossed you'll get one soon though!
How dare you. How DARE YOU.
Don't do it man, she is on one. Meli is looking to cause drama. They are all a bit crazy tonight.
Even the grumpy one wants the sex. I mean what's all this about? "
She's on day release  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A kinder bueno, the white one!
See I'm trying to be positive but you really don't have good taste in chocolate.
Fingers crossed you'll get one soon though!
How dare you. How DARE YOU.
Don't do it man, she is on one. Meli is looking to cause drama. They are all a bit crazy tonight.
Even the grumpy one wants the sex. I mean what's all this about?
She's on day release "
Just remember, I bite. |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm in a rare good mood, Id like the sex please.
Though I need an hour I've just eaten pasta.
And I'm not shaving. "
Yay! I like this for you.
Find a man who doesn't mind a bit of bloat. Or hair. Some men go feral for body hair. Get yourself one of those. And a paper bag. For them, not you. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Away for Christmas |
"A kinder bueno, the white one!
See I'm trying to be positive but you really don't have good taste in chocolate.
Fingers crossed you'll get one soon though!
How dare you. How DARE YOU.
Don't do it man, she is on one. Meli is looking to cause drama. They are all a bit crazy tonight.
Even the grumpy one wants the sex. I mean what's all this about?
She's on day release "
This would explain a lot! She was even sort of nice to me earlier. Well, didn't tell me to fuck off at least. |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Someone to do my food shop for me...have been putting it off all day."
This is sad. It's basically Autumn now, you could listen to The Nightmare Before Christmas ost as you drive to the shops.  |
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By *cott73Man
over a year ago
brighton |
"Someone to come clean the house then give me a back massage
F"
I'll happily put the hoover around but you'll have to sort yourself out with the massage. I can't multi-task.
....feet up, I'm doing under the sofa. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone to come clean the house then give me a back massage
F
I'll happily put the hoover around but you'll have to sort yourself out with the massage. I can't multi-task.
....feet up, I'm doing under the sofa."
You are such a gentleman. Don't worry, I'm upstairs out of your hair anyway
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By *cott73Man
over a year ago
brighton |
"Someone to come clean the house then give me a back massage
F
I'll happily put the hoover around but you'll have to sort yourself out with the massage. I can't multi-task.
....feet up, I'm doing under the sofa.
You are such a gentleman. Don't worry, I'm upstairs out of your hair anyway
F"
And keep the noise down, I'm trying to dust! |
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"A purpose.
And maybe a tub of Haagen dazs.
Minter wonderland.
Minter Wonderland isn't Häagen-Dazs though. 
You have a purpose ShovelHands. "
Oh my god.
You’re right… as always.
That’s how long it’s been since I’ve had a tub of ice cream. |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"Someone to put my ironing away and clean my bathroom
Any takers? 
I can offer you a maximum of one tequila in a few days. One. Max."
Hmmmmmm I think I can twist your arm to go to at least one more |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Dear Meli.
Please may I have one or all of the following...
A snuggle from himself
A cup of coffee I don't have to make
A good cocking
Someone to do my washing for me
A bath
And another snuggle from himself.
Thank you kindly, Posh. 
*hang on... you were offering, right? |
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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Meli right now I would like to tell you your beautiful and wonderful amazing always love your posts and you bring a smile to my face so thank you  "
Natalie, I'm a bit of a dick to be honest. :D You're very sweet though, it's good to read you back on here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Meli right now I would like to tell you your beautiful and wonderful amazing always love your posts and you bring a smile to my face so thank you
Natalie, I'm a bit of a dick to be honest. :D You're very sweet though, it's good to read you back on here. "
Your welcome and I don’t think so and that’s what matters to be and aww thank you so much  |
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who am I kidding! Just give me the chocolate!
And pizza
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