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England Lionesses .. come on
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yeah yeah - they’ve got a big week ahead and they’re elite athletes and all that etc etc (zzzzz)
But sod the football, it’s a fuck site innit?
Let’s sexualise them!
Which player would you most like to come/cum on and why?
I like her with the hair and the eyelashes. And her with that sexy wiggle.
(Straight ladies : you can join in too with your fave male rugby player. This is an ALL-INCLUSIVE sexy sportsperson thread!)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oh the avoidance of doubt this is definitively NOT a misogynistic or inappropriate thread in any way.
Anyway, they LOVE it. Probably.
That must be true because I’ve explicitly said it isn’t. So there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Also the correct answer is Alisha Lehmann.
Mind you that Sarina Wiegman is a bit of a MILF, isn’t she? One for us fans of the more mature lady "
They know what they want |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh how controversial Dan. Gosh. You're such a cad aren't you? So risk taking. Good thing you pointed out the gender disparity in sexualising sports people as well. "
My “come on” pun was surely worth the site supporter fee though? No? |
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Dan - im shocked disappointed and very let down youve sexualised the ladies of the England football team in this way… but in the spirit of the post …id get amongst the back four creating a bit of mischief here and there then get wallop into the box and score!! |
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You could literally pick any of them- it was on when i popped round a mates house and was pretty much generic blonde with pony tail passes ball to generic blonde with pony tail who runs pst the defender and kicks the ball to the generic blonde....with the pony tail |
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over a year ago
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"Apparently the forthcoming game against Australia is now retitled from the world Cup competition to "The Gashes".
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that’s going to upset half of Fab, but it is amusing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You could literally pick any of them- it was on when i popped round a mates house and was pretty much generic blonde with pony tail passes ball to generic blonde with pony tail who runs pst the defender and kicks the ball to the generic blonde....with the pony tail"
I always thought lesbians had short hair. |
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"You could literally pick any of them- it was on when i popped round a mates house and was pretty much generic blonde with pony tail passes ball to generic blonde with pony tail who runs pst the defender and kicks the ball to the generic blonde....with the pony tail
I always thought lesbians had short hair."
Red card offence, surely? |
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"You could literally pick any of them- it was on when i popped round a mates house and was pretty much generic blonde with pony tail passes ball to generic blonde with pony tail who runs pst the defender and kicks the ball to the generic blonde....with the pony tail
I always thought lesbians had short hair.
Red card offence, surely? "
Ive got short hair and im not a lesbian… |
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"You could literally pick any of them- it was on when i popped round a mates house and was pretty much generic blonde with pony tail passes ball to generic blonde with pony tail who runs pst the defender and kicks the ball to the generic blonde....with the pony tail"
Perhaps you could send them a fan letter and suggest some alternative hair cuts? I think Jess Carter's blonde ponytail is best |
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"You could literally pick any of them- it was on when i popped round a mates house and was pretty much generic blonde with pony tail passes ball to generic blonde with pony tail who runs pst the defender and kicks the ball to the generic blonde....with the pony tail
Perhaps you could send them a fan letter and suggest some alternative hair cuts? I think Jess Carter's blonde ponytail is best "
Dear Jess I often think of bending you over and pulling your pony tail while i shag you and tell you what a naughty girl you are as i spank your arse. Would it be possible to try this with your hair in a bob at all?? Thanks Todger. PS - I believe you play football too?? Well ghat’ll have to stop after we’re married because someone will have to ferry the kids round while im in the pub discussing affairs of the day with my ‘cabinet’ pps can you get the tall skinny ones number for my mate Alan - he says her hair is ok - so no panic there!! |
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"You could literally pick any of them- it was on when i popped round a mates house and was pretty much generic blonde with pony tail passes ball to generic blonde with pony tail who runs pst the defender and kicks the ball to the generic blonde....with the pony tail
Perhaps you could send them a fan letter and suggest some alternative hair cuts? I think Jess Carter's blonde ponytail is best
Dear Jess I often think of bending you over and pulling your pony tail while i shag you and tell you what a naughty girl you are as i spank your arse. Would it be possible to try this with your hair in a bob at all?? Thanks Todger. PS - I believe you play football too?? Well ghat’ll have to stop after we’re married because someone will have to ferry the kids round while im in the pub discussing affairs of the day with my ‘cabinet’ pps can you get the tall skinny ones number for my mate Alan - he says her hair is ok - so no panic there!! "
Google her and get back to me on that |
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"You could literally pick any of them- it was on when i popped round a mates house and was pretty much generic blonde with pony tail passes ball to generic blonde with pony tail who runs pst the defender and kicks the ball to the generic blonde....with the pony tail
Perhaps you could send them a fan letter and suggest some alternative hair cuts? I think Jess Carter's blonde ponytail is best
Dear Jess I often think of bending you over and pulling your pony tail while i shag you and tell you what a naughty girl you are as i spank your arse. Would it be possible to try this with your hair in a bob at all?? Thanks Todger. PS - I believe you play football too?? Well ghat’ll have to stop after we’re married because someone will have to ferry the kids round while im in the pub discussing affairs of the day with my ‘cabinet’ pps can you get the tall skinny ones number for my mate Alan - he says her hair is ok - so no panic there!!
Google her and get back to me on that "
Im quietly confident she’s been wooed!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Now they’re in the the Final, time to bump this back up again?
Which Lioness would you like to come / cum on?
I know they LOVE to read this forum over there in Sydney so let’s raise their spirits by telling them who and how we’d all nut over them
And for any Spanish fans out there: muéstranos tus pechos
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"You could literally pick any of them- it was on when i popped round a mates house and was pretty much generic blonde with pony tail passes ball to generic blonde with pony tail who runs pst the defender and kicks the ball to the generic blonde....with the pony tail
I always thought lesbians had short hair.
Red card offence, surely?
Ive got short hair and im not a lesbian… "
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