“I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westphal and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. “

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chewbacca "

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

Fanny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westphal and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. “"

You hear that, Ed? Bears.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Bilquis.

Fuck I love my mind sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The abyss lol

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By *enrietteandSamCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

"“I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westphal and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. “

You hear that, Ed? Bears."

Well, that’s just great.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I change my previous answer to Bermuda triangle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ghost town

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

Pussie cat

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Mine are Tarquin and Ptolemy.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Can I change my previous answer to Bermuda triangle"

Ha! Brilliant.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

My balls would be Cheech n Chong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bruce.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Years ago a boyfriend called his percy. Then whenever he needed a wee would announce "just going to point percy to porcelain "! It still makes me cringe 30 yrs later!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bruce."

Is this a tribute to brucey?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bruce.

Is this a tribute to brucey?"

Yes. They’re both little and annoying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bruce.

Is this a tribute to brucey?

Yes. They’re both little and annoying

I snorted at this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bruce.

Is this a tribute to brucey?

Yes. They’re both little and annoying

I snorted this"

Penis?

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Frank

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple over a year ago

Leeds

"Bruce.

Is this a tribute to brucey?

Yes. They’re both little and annoying

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By *cott14Man over a year ago

Essex & SW Exeter/Taunton

Cumberland

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan over a year ago

Little clacton

Always been known has TicTac

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple over a year ago

Leeds

"Always been known has TicTac

Because it makes your breath smell minty?

Mrs

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

Dramafreee

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

Rodknee

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

Justin

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

The full title would be...

Duke Phallus Everard, Thunderbolt of England, Might of The Southlands and Lord of Her Majesties Most Erotic Council

Yes I think that is a title befitting my loins

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Bert Ernie and Grover

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By *oveToLickJuicypussyMan over a year ago

Wigan

He's called Bruce

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dick.

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By *ez669Man over a year ago

East Kilbride

My member

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

"If you had to name yours what would you call it?

Mrs "

Used call mine Mr ed .

The movie inside man

Denzel call his big willy and the twins

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By *valanche1001Man over a year ago

Leeds

"Can I change my previous answer to Bermuda triangle"

I’d happily disappear without trace in there

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Le Skunk.

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

Groot

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By *d_PrestonMan over a year ago

Preston, Leyland, Chorley & Blackpool areas

"Bruce.

Is this a tribute to brucey?

Yes. They’re both little and annoying

How about Ant & Dec then?

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By *rHandsomePantsMan over a year ago

Rhondda Valleys

Mr sensitive. If you touch him he cry's

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

"Bruce.

Is this a tribute to brucey?

Yes. They’re both little and annoying

Easy on the little there big guy!

But yes mine is also Bruce. Hey friend!

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By *amesBeelzebubMan over a year ago

norwich

I'd call mine Adam ( prince of eternia) and my balls would be cringer

Just so when I get an erection I can say

I am Adam, prince of Eternia and defender of the secrets of Castle Grayskull.

This is Cringer, my fearless friend.

Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said, “By the power of Grayskull! I have the power!”

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

"I'd call mine Adam ( prince of eternia) and my balls would be cringer

Just so when I get an erection I can say

I am Adam, prince of Eternia and defender of the secrets of Castle Grayskull.

This is Cringer, my fearless friend.

Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said, “By the power of Grayskull! I have the power!”"

It would appear you dont get out much possibly locked away as a child .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Randy Savage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bruce.

Is this a tribute to brucey?

Yes. They’re both little and annoying

Easy on the little there big guy!

But yes mine is also Bruce. Hey friend!"

Is this where the ladies get to see the two Bruce's shake hands.. err helmets?

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By *hantasmagoriaWoman over a year ago

Newport

Maude

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Me George Michael

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

It does have one, Henry

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By *heekyDemandCouple over a year ago

Leicester

Divinyls

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