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Shall I describe it to you, or would you like me to find you a box?

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling

Okay so since so many of those are clearly disappointed in stumbling on to the Penis! Thread to find there is in fact zero penis.

Fellas, drop in and say in. Then await a request for you to reveal your penis to those interested.

This is not drop your penis in a box, but by request only! Respect filters and all that stuff.

I'm sure we have had this one before and it did surprisingly well (shocking in fact).

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

Penis available but only by request.

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By *valanche1001Man  over a year ago

Leeds

Dammit I’m like a moth to a candle with Kaitonel’s threads

Still whilst I’m here… penis anyone…. anyone…?

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By *heekyDemandCouple  over a year ago

Leicester

Damnit, ours is just openly on display all the time, are we disqualified?

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By *cottish guy 555Man  over a year ago

London

Can't imagine why anyone would want to see it, but available on request.

Oddly, the only reason that I have said pic is because a lady friend asked for it after we had met.

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus

Mine is hanging around somewhere

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling


"Dammit I’m like a moth to a candle with Kaitonel’s threads

Still whilst I’m here… penis anyone…. anyone…? "

God knows why! Mine are all poor quality and disappointment.

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling


"Damnit, ours is just openly on display all the time, are we disqualified?"

Not at all,just results may vary more than most

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By *nliveneTV/TS  over a year ago

Selby

I'm in

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By *valanche1001Man  over a year ago

Leeds


"Dammit I’m like a moth to a candle with Kaitonel’s threads

Still whilst I’m here… penis anyone…. anyone…?

God knows why! Mine are all poor quality and disappointment."

I just assumed based on the law of averages that this would be better. More fool me

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling


"Dammit I’m like a moth to a candle with Kaitonel’s threads

Still whilst I’m here… penis anyone…. anyone…?

God knows why! Mine are all poor quality and disappointment.

I just assumed based on the law of averages that this would be better. More fool me "

I mean, at least this time there is something actually going on... In theory.

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By *cottish guy 555Man  over a year ago

London


"Damnit, ours is just openly on display all the time, are we disqualified?"

Not disqualified, just permanently on display. A bit like Nelson's column

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World

Are we allowed to request helicopters instead of just a basic penis picture?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

Yes please to all of the above I'm in a greedy moody

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling


"Are we allowed to request helicopters instead of just a basic penis picture?"

You can request. But the penis providers are not obligated to satisfy said request beyond just a pic

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By *EAT..85Woman  over a year ago

Nottingham

Can we request random body parts instead of peni? I rather like hand photos myself...

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman  over a year ago

Schitts Creek

This feels like a trap OP

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling


"Can we request random body parts instead of peni? I rather like hand photos myself... "

No! Well maybe, but a penis must also be in the pic.

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling


"This feels like a trap OP "

How so?

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By *EAT..85Woman  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Can we request random body parts instead of peni? I rather like hand photos myself...

No! Well maybe, but a penis must also be in the pic. "

Spoil sport. Out.

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By *ocknockerMan  over a year ago

Sheffield

I’m in up and rearing to go xx

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus


"Are we allowed to request helicopters instead of just a basic penis picture?"

I’m working on it gawwwdddd

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip


"Can we request random body parts instead of peni? I rather like hand photos myself... "

You'll find my hands and what I can do with them in our public video. Luke

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By *valanche1001Man  over a year ago

Leeds


"Can we request random body parts instead of peni? I rather like hand photos myself... "

I have a hand pic, can you guess what it’s holding?

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By *olden PoleMan  over a year ago

Kent

In for the sake of variety

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By *agpie and RavenMan  over a year ago

Leicester

I only entered because I got the thread title reference. Disappointed now

Frank

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By *EAT..85Woman  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Can we request random body parts instead of peni? I rather like hand photos myself...

I have a hand pic, can you guess what it’s holding? "

A shower head! I had to go past many penis photos first though!

Nice shower

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By *ryandseeMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Dammit I’m like a moth to a candle with Kaitonel’s threads

Still whilst I’m here… penis anyone…. anyone…? "

Lol, so funny

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading

Will you describe it to me please?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not an Elf in sight *sigh*

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By *valanche1001Man  over a year ago

Leeds


"Can we request random body parts instead of peni? I rather like hand photos myself...

I have a hand pic, can you guess what it’s holding?

A shower head! I had to go past many penis photos first though!

Nice shower "

Sorry about that, I feel compelled to let you send me your bill for the therapy.

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling


"Will you describe it to me please?"

Unimpressive!

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"Are we allowed to request helicopters instead of just a basic penis picture?

I’m working on it gawwwdddd "

Now thats a helicopter worth seeing.....

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus


"Are we allowed to request helicopters instead of just a basic penis picture?

I’m working on it gawwwdddd

Now thats a helicopter worth seeing..... "

Someone will have to chip in for pain killers after

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in but not expecting much interest

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"Are we allowed to request helicopters instead of just a basic penis picture?

You can request. But the penis providers are not obligated to satisfy said request beyond just a pic"

I can win most over in the end

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands


"Are we allowed to request helicopters instead of just a basic penis picture?

I’m working on it gawwwdddd

Now thats a helicopter worth seeing..... "

Try again!

Can I have one of these to please?!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Are we allowed to request helicopters instead of just a basic penis picture?

I’m working on it gawwwdddd

Now thats a helicopter worth seeing.....

Someone will have to chip in for pain killers after "

I have a good supply of analgesia

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Am prepared to pimp out B's helicopter or googly eye cock pic on request.

J

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By *cottish guy 555Man  over a year ago

London

I'm sure that all the other chaps must have a constant yellow glow from all those unread requests for said image

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling


"I'm sure that all the other chaps must have a constant yellow glow from all those unread requests for said image "

You would think so, with the way this lot go on and on about how much they love dick pics! All talk from them I tell thee!

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By *cottish guy 555Man  over a year ago

London


"Yes please to all of the above I'm in a greedy moody "

You only have to ask

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

In honour of the title... Can you toss it?

J

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll take them all.

Thanks.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Goodness me, I've come over all a quiver

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling


"In honour of the title... Can you toss it?

J"

The penis? Of course. However you already have one to yourself so it's not the same!

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"I'll take them all.

Thanks. "

You are in for a treat, luv

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol

There's plenty of penis in my pics

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll take them all.

Thanks.

You are in for a treat, luv "

Here's hoping.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"I'll take them all.

Thanks.

You are in for a treat, luv

Here's hoping. "

I can't vouch for the rest, but one of them could make you gulp

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So I just put my name down here, and then empty my dick pic archive into the inbox of the first person who messages me? What could go wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll take them all.

Thanks.

You are in for a treat, luv

Here's hoping.

I can't vouch for the rest, but one of them could make you gulp "

Interest now piqued

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yeh, mine is permanently on my account. Is that a turn off for people?

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By *valanche1001Man  over a year ago

Leeds


"I'll take them all.

Thanks. "

Just think of all those 98 year old penises

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands


"I'll take them all.

Thanks.

You are in for a treat, luv

Here's hoping.

I can't vouch for the rest, but one of them could make you gulp

Interest now piqued "

Come on Nana give us a clue? Which one??

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

Can I have a verbal description please... pics don't do it for me

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By *valanche1001Man  over a year ago

Leeds


"Can I have a verbal description please... pics don't do it for me "

Majestic, awe-inspiring, sublime (this only works if you don’t actually look at it )

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"Yeh, mine is permanently on my account. Is that a turn off for people? "

Oh totally, how could you do such a thing to us all......

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling


"Can I have a verbal description please... pics don't do it for me "

Disappointing and very bizzare looking

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman  over a year ago

Schitts Creek


"This feels like a trap OP

How so?"

I guess I’m still feeling the disappointment from the penis thread but I’d enjoy a description

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Requests welcome

Go nuts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I choose whose penis I ask for?

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling


"Can I choose whose penis I ask for?"

Of course yes. So long as they have said they are in.

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By *valanche1001Man  over a year ago

Leeds


"Can I choose whose penis I ask for?

Of course yes. So long as they have said they are in. "

I reckon it’s all or nothing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I choose whose penis I ask for?

Of course yes. So long as they have said they are in. "

Cool

Yours please

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By *nliveneTV/TS  over a year ago

Selby


"Can I choose whose penis I ask for?"

Me me

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling

I'll be nice and bump if for those whom still want the penises

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll be nice and bump if for those whom still want the penises"

Me

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

Me too although I've have some very nice ones in my box too

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I think all my penis pics are friends-only. So are my cock pics, knob photos and dick pictures.

I guess I’ll be in.

Direct requests though, please. I’d hate to wave it where it isn’t wanted. (And I promise to only send one. Maybe two. The last thing anyone needs is more than two photos of the same wang.)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think all my penis pics are friends-only. So are my cock pics, knob photos and dick pictures.

I guess I’ll be in.

Direct requests though, please. I’d hate to wave it where it isn’t wanted. (And I promise to only send one. Maybe two. The last thing anyone needs is more than two photos of the same wang.)"

Hit me up RTG

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Hit me up RTG"

Well *now* everyone knows we’re not friends.

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By *smithukMan  over a year ago

cardiff

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hit me up RTG

Well *now* everyone knows we’re not friends."

But you can message me.

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By *smithukMan  over a year ago

cardiff

It seems unlikely that there is a global shortage of dick pics, but just in case I’ll put my hands up and my briefs down to supply something suitable…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think all my penis pics are friends-only. So are my cock pics, knob photos and dick pictures.

I guess I’ll be in.

Direct requests though, please. I’d hate to wave it where it isn’t wanted. (And I promise to only send one. Maybe two. The last thing anyone needs is more than two photos of the same wang.)"

Yep all of mine are too, best way to be on here. Also won’t be waving where it is not wanted haha

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"But you can message me. "

And I have, too.

I hope you’re collecting all of these to make a big collage of Fab dongs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"But you can message me.

And I have, too.

I hope you’re collecting all of these to make a big collage of Fab dongs."

I'm making a dartboard collage.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I'm making a dartboard collage. "

Careful. You’ll have someone’s eye out.

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus


"But you can message me.

And I have, too.

I hope you’re collecting all of these to make a big collage of Fab dongs.

I'm making a dartboard collage. "

You’re going to need a bigger dartboard

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling


"But you can message me.

And I have, too.

I hope you’re collecting all of these to make a big collage of Fab dongs.

I'm making a dartboard collage. "

Why do you think I'm not showing you mine!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"But you can message me.

And I have, too.

I hope you’re collecting all of these to make a big collage of Fab dongs.

I'm making a dartboard collage.

Why do you think I'm not showing you mine! "

Now now, don't be shy

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I like penis

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling


"I like penis "

Now Show Penis?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"But you can message me.

And I have, too.

I hope you’re collecting all of these to make a big collage of Fab dongs.

I'm making a dartboard collage.

Why do you think I'm not showing you mine! "

Yours is safe with me

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I like penis

Now Show Penis? "

Oh. Yes. Oops. That.

I should point out I'm a bit dappy today and might forget to look til later.

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By *ustjoeyMan  over a year ago

London

Well, I do pride myself in having an awfully lovely penis so, I guess I'm game haha

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I like penis

Now Show Penis? "

I just got that

See... dappy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like penis "

*Ahem*

May I?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Is dappy a mixture of daft and happy? Because that sounds kinda nice.

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling

Penis!

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"Is dappy a mixture of daft and happy? Because that sounds kinda nice."

No, it means you are a bit daft and disorganised

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"Penis! "

HELICOPTER

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

Out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've seen some pretty ones tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is it bigger than the bread bin?

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By *implymeABCMan  over a year ago

Taunton

Go on then, in for a penny...

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling


"Is it bigger than the bread bin?"

No

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in the nothing box

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it bigger than the bread bin?

No "

Is it bigger than a bread bun?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Go on then I’m in

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling


"Is it bigger than the bread bin?

No

Is it bigger than a bread bun?"

Most!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it bigger than the bread bin?

No

Is it bigger than a bread bun?

Most! "

Whole meal?

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling


"Is it bigger than the bread bin?

No

Is it bigger than a bread bun?

Most!

Whole meal?"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it bigger than the bread bin?

No

Is it bigger than a bread bun?

Most!

Whole meal?

Yes "

Is it yeasty?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Is it bigger than the bread bin?

No

Is it bigger than a bread bun?

Most!

Whole meal?

Yes

Is it yeasty?"

You can get clean for that lol

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling


"Is it bigger than the bread bin?

No

Is it bigger than a bread bun?

Most!

Whole meal?

Yes

Is it yeasty?"

Thankfully not!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Is it bigger than the bread bin?

No

Is it bigger than a bread bun?

Most!

Whole meal?

Yes

Is it yeasty?

You can get clean for that lol"

Cream ffs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it bigger than the bread bin?

No

Is it bigger than a bread bun?

Most!

Whole meal?

Yes

Is it yeasty?

Thankfully not! "

What is the crust like?

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I like penis

*Ahem*

May I? "

Rock on!

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Is dappy a mixture of daft and happy? Because that sounds kinda nice."

We will say yes.

Maybe.

I should have said dippy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That still only counts as one!!!!!!!!

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling


"Is it bigger than the bread bin?

No

Is it bigger than a bread bun?

Most!

Whole meal?

Yes

Is it yeasty?

Thankfully not!

What is the crust like?"

Firm but not crusty

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

K... your thread is rubbish. I've had no penis.

I'm reporting you for false advertising.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it bigger than the bread bin?

No

Is it bigger than a bread bun?

Most!

Whole meal?

Yes

Is it yeasty?

Thankfully not!

What is the crust like?

Firm but not crusty "

Thank you for your candour.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"K... your thread is rubbish. I've had no penis.

I'm reporting you for false advertising."

You’ve already got my penis, I don’t need to send you repeats.

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling


"K... your thread is rubbish. I've had no penis.

I'm reporting you for false advertising."

Have you asked?

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"K... your thread is rubbish. I've had no penis.

I'm reporting you for false advertising.

You’ve already got my penis, I don’t need to send you repeats."

and it was all special. I printed it out and put it on my wall

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can we request random body parts instead of peni? I rather like hand photos myself... "

I've taken a ridiculous hand photo for you, but I'm outside your age range! It's got horror movie lighting!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


" and it was all special. I printed it out and put it on my wall "

Hall of fame or wall of shame?

WE MAY NEVER KNOW.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


" and it was all special. I printed it out and put it on my wall

Hall of fame or wall of shame?

WE MAY NEVER KNOW."

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By *eviant KnightMan  over a year ago

Norton

Available for special requests only

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like penis

*Ahem*

May I?

Rock on!"

Sent!

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling

Bored so bumping!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Bumming?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bumming?"

In

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By *asty tatsyMan  over a year ago

london

I don’t send penis pics but I do have a bum one

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Travelling


"I don’t send penis pics but I do have a bum one "

Nope! Keep your bum away.

This is penis pics by request only.

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By *.T.Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm in

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By *valanche1001Man  over a year ago

Leeds


"K... your thread is rubbish. I've had no penis.

I'm reporting you for false advertising."

Sorted that for you, although I’m sure you’re sick of the sight of mine by now

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By *educing_EmCouple  over a year ago

Tipperary

How did I miss this

Em x

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"How did I miss this

Em x"

I know, right? So not like you.

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