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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Jennie the All Knowing cannot sleep.
The burden of omniscience is chasing away slumber.
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If you too are laying awake, pondering some deep mystery unable to drift off, then reach out.
Ask. I will answer. |
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"Jennie the All Knowing cannot sleep.
The burden of omniscience is chasing away slumber.
.
If you too are laying awake, pondering some deep mystery unable to drift off, then reach out.
Ask. I will answer. "
All right know it all why the fuck are we here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Jennie, did a certain someone go to a picnic in all their feminine glory this weekend?  "
That certain someone was worried she would cause a sexually charged stampede to the endangerment of passers by.
She attended disguised as a bloke. |
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"Dear Jennie, did a certain someone go to a picnic in all their feminine glory this weekend?
That certain someone was worried she would cause a sexually charged stampede to the endangerment of passers by.
She attended disguised as a bloke. "
I'm sure a very sexy bloke |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How much money do I need for the launderette tomorrow please? "
£7.50
but take an extra couple of quid. We all know that tumble dryer in the corner can be a twat. |
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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago
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Hi Jennie.
I’ve always been told having a TV in your bedroom is terrible for getting a good nights rest.
Can you give me some advice on what I could watch at night that may help me get some rest? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh great omniscient Jennie.
When the intention is to fuck around and find out, what are the odds of finding out something positive?"
I suggest we fuck around and find out! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I no longer believe in this kind of thing since the shooting stars stopped working im guessing they are just a 1 granted miracle deal  "
I predict their return in late October.
Trust me.
They will back. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jennie the All Knowing cannot sleep.
The burden of omniscience is chasing away slumber.
.
If you too are laying awake, pondering some deep mystery unable to drift off, then reach out.
Ask. I will answer.
All right know it all why the fuck are we here"
We are all just a bunch of complicated chemical reactions. We're here because we're here. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi Jennie.
I’ve always been told having a TV in your bedroom is terrible for getting a good nights rest.
Can you give me some advice on what I could watch at night that may help me get some rest?"
Shushhh.
Go to sleep my pretty. I will do the watching. Watching you. From outside. Through the chink in your curtains.
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Not in a spooky way.
obvs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dearest Jennie
All of my questions are too big and existentialist...
How do I lighten up and just enjoy life like everyone else? "
Masturbate more.
And watch Coronation Street.
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but not at the same time. |
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"Dearest Jennie
All of my questions are too big and existentialist...
How do I lighten up and just enjoy life like everyone else?
Masturbate more.
And watch Coronation Street.
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but not at the same time. "
I'm not sure my dick can take anymore, but I'm sure it'll manage. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dearest Jennie
All of my questions are too big and existentialist...
How do I lighten up and just enjoy life like everyone else?
Masturbate more.
And watch Coronation Street.
.
but not at the same time.
I'm not sure my dick can take anymore, but I'm sure it'll manage."
No... someone else
Masturbate someone else!
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FFS do I have to spell everything out? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi your oraclenosity,
Will I finish writing my API code tomorrow?
Yes.
But only if you start early and dont spend too long on Fab
You know me too bloody well by half!  "
Jennie knows all  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Hi your oraclenosity,
Will I finish writing my API code tomorrow?
Yes.
But only if you start early and dont spend too long on Fab
You know me too bloody well by half!
Jennie knows all "
Jennie knows y'all  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi you, are you gonna bang?
Gonna bang doe?
You get me 
Raah, sick
Rah, Jen, is this what you’re on tonight, yeah? Snm 
Nah but mans bin drinkin"
^ she’s burst |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Jennie,
Will I ever break this dry spell and just get laid already ffs?
You will. 
But not today 
I'm busy today 
Oh damn
Soon though I hope "
Doesn’t seem likely  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Jennie,
Will I ever break this dry spell and just get laid already ffs?
You will.
But not today
I'm busy today
Oh damn
Soon though I hope
Doesn’t seem likely "
^ she’s on her reds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Jennie,
Will I ever break this dry spell and just get laid already ffs?
You will.
But not today
I'm busy today
Oh damn
Soon though I hope
Doesn’t seem likely
^ she’s on her reds "
That was last week tyvm x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Jennie,
Will I ever break this dry spell and just get laid already ffs?
You will.
But not today
I'm busy today
Oh damn
Soon though I hope
Doesn’t seem likely
^ she’s on her reds
That was last week tyvm x"
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"Hi Jennie. What should I wear on Wednesday please?
Thank you wise one!
Jx
That dress, with those shoes.
No, no, the other ones. Yes, those ones. "
A dress? I was going to wear jeans and a top with converse. I suppose I should make a effort.
J |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi Jennie. What should I wear on Wednesday please?
Thank you wise one!
Jx
That dress, with those shoes.
No, no, the other ones. Yes, those ones.
A dress? I was going to wear jeans and a top with converse. I suppose I should make a effort.
J"
You really should.
For a change |
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