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"Had woman cancel she got the black plague apparently.
So what your excuse
Make sure you advise her to report it, it falls under the reportable disease act."
In the words of john McEnroe. You can not be serious man
So hope your jokeing as I was. |
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"Had woman cancel she got the black plague apparently.
So what your excuse
And now you’re sick?…….
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Not sick the black plague way no
Sick and tired of febble excuses
If your not dead then get out of your sick bed and turn
Up if you made arrangements . |
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"I am going to be a bit late. My pet rock has just got a new job as a paper weight and he hasn’t come home yet. I think he might have run off with the stapler."
So I which there no reason for you not turning up at least your turning up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Plague or plaque
Forgot to brush my teeth
My engine exploded a load of gunk.. Called the lube team. Run out of lube
Waved to a biker who tied his bike around my railings.. He had tied me up too |
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"Had woman cancel she got the black plague apparently.
So what your excuse
And now you’re sick?…….
Not sick the black plague way no
Sick and tired of febble excuses
If your not dead then get out of your sick bed and turn
Up if you made arrangements ."
I hate febble excuses. They're the worst kind. |
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"My uncle died. Genuine excuse last week... "
Well. Sorry to hear that sad news.
You have my condolences.
But this a lighted fun thread you not one who has passed away.perhap your meeting can be rearranged.
UnLike the lady with 8th granny
Passing she habitual offender .
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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago
Nottingham |
"My uncle died. Genuine excuse last week...
Well. Sorry to hear that sad news.
You have my condolences.
But this a lighted fun thread you not one who has passed away.perhap your meeting can be rearranged.
UnLike the lady with 8th granny
Passing she habitual offender .
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Not my uncle!
Their uncle. In fab land it's so difficult whether you believe seemingly genuine excuse or not... |
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"My uncle died. Genuine excuse last week...
Well. Sorry to hear that sad news.
You have my condolences.
But this a lighted fun thread you not one who has passed away.perhap your meeting can be rearranged.
UnLike the lady with 8th granny
Passing she habitual offender .
Not my uncle!
Their uncle. In fab land it's so difficult whether you believe seemingly genuine excuse or not... "
Aye there is the rub easy way to fix it then tell them youl go to the funeral with and shag to cheer them up |
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By *hrimper36Couple
over a year ago
Central France dept 36 |
"Hilarious thread etc.
Roy’s threads always are.
T
Who the fucks Roy
Roy cropper.
T
I might carry a shopping bag but I don't think there need for
Name calling "
Name calling?????
It’s an affectionate nickname based on your dress sense and overall look and no offense was intended but the fact that you carry a shopping bag (most people do to be fair at some stage) and the fact your trousers are 20 years old just adds to the sweetness of your charm.
T |
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"Hilarious thread etc.
Roy’s threads always are.
T
Who the fucks Roy
Oi!
Calm down Roy. "
Its not Roy if you don't mind .its man at C&A those clothes in fashion when the pic was took. granted I regret leaving the jumper on . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hilarious thread etc.
Roy’s threads always are.
T
Who the fucks Roy
Oi!
Calm down Roy.
Its not Roy if you don't mind .its man at C&A those clothes in fashion when the pic was took. granted I regret leaving the jumper on ."
I knew a bloke that had L and R on his boots so he knew what way round they went. At that moment, I realised why there was C&A in my knickers! |
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"Hilarious thread etc.
Roy’s threads always are.
T
Who the fucks Roy
Oi!
Calm down Roy.
Its not Roy if you don't mind .its man at C&A those clothes in fashion when the pic was took. granted I regret leaving the jumper on .
I knew a bloke that had L and R on his boots so he knew what way round they went. At that moment, I realised why there was C&A in my knickers! "
Well that's nothing to me I the C&A stands for something else the C goes at the front A at back very much like the
L and the R on the guys boots .man a C&A would only go for ladies with M&S in their knickers .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had woman cancel she got the black plague apparently.
So what your excuse
You was probably talking to a bloke
Possibly the blk plague can do that for you"
Thats how I started! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just didn’t really wanna see them. Works a treat. If not I’ll say I can’t because I’m on my period.
Man's bin menstruating innit"
Yktv. My girl says it and gets out of everything so fuck it I’ll try it too |
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