"I want a big lass,a Bonny lass,twice as big as me .hairs on her chest like leaves on a tree .runs .jumps .fucks and farts .that’s the lass for me !!!  "
Can't run or jump and I only have 1 nipple hair.
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Hello! Have I found my perfect match lol
I run in my sleep, I jump at scary films and I've got superb werewolf hairs on the breasticles, and bonus for you, on my back too! My farts smell like egg but they are definitely award winning |
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That's me crying over how much beauty can be found in the fora. Thank you OP. 