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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I am!
Left to go to work this morning as usual....all good. Get home to frantic waving from the neighbour.......must have collected a parcel for me if something so I head to his door where he informed me that I'd gone out and left my front door wide open.
Luckily, all was good, no squatters or stuff robbed but feel rather a wally.
What silly thing have you done and will you admit to it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Went to a meeting last week. First time at the company. Arrived nice and early. Looked at diary to check name of person.... Realised wrong company.
Hey I got the town right at least!! |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
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After a holiday in Portugal I went to the airport to catch the plane home.
Sat around for a few hours waiting for the check in desk to open but when I couldnt see the flight on the board I went to ask which desk I should use.
Had got the wrong day and should have actually flown home the day before... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have left my front door open on more then one occasion also the car door the cooker on,iron on .
I would forget my head of it was not screwed on lol
Chloe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Years ago my ex girlfriend picked me up outside work when I was on a late shift, so I went out and got in passenger seat, only to look over and see a petrified woman looking at me, skinhead, red dockers et al. Was same car and same colour! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A few weeks ago we all went out fir Sunday lunch... Got back a few hours later to find the door locked but my keys still in ..... I just thanked god that nobody noticed as no doubt my house would have been emptied  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What silly thing have you done and will you admit to it
I once asked a shopkeeper for a 1/4 oz of Jelly Babies when quite obviously I meant Wine Gums "
How dare you have asked for it in imperial measures  |
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By *umsuckMan
over a year ago
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"Was on the bus on way to work one morning when I realised I was still wearing my slippers.
Outstanding fail there lol"
That wasn't the worst of it. It was an express bus so I had to complete the journey then hang around in bus station for half an hour to get a bus home to change. Not my finest hour! |
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Was on a training course a few years back in Moreton on marsh Gloucestershire for 9 days after a very long day in and out of the classroom it wasn't a warm day snow on the ground after we had finished for the day we all headed back to our rooms no shower in there just a bed shower room at the end off the corridor after a quick chat on the phone with the wife decided its time to have a shower some crap food from the cafe and a few drinks before heading to bed. Undressed wrapped towel around me fips on shower cel in hand with razor shave shower back to room oh deary me No bloody keys to get back into my room and the reception is a good 10 minutes walk away and to top it all off all the others guys who was staying there had gone for there meal first. All I can say is the woman on the reception desk couldn't stop smiling  |
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"What silly thing have you done and will you admit to it
I once asked a shopkeeper for a 1/4 oz of Jelly Babies when quite obviously I meant Wine Gums
How dare you have asked for it in imperial measures "
I won't mention the Imperial Mint escapade then |
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"Was on a training course a few years back in Moreton on marsh Gloucestershire for 9 days after a very long day in and out of the classroom it wasn't a warm day snow on the ground after we had finished for the day we all headed back to our rooms no shower in there just a bed shower room at the end off the corridor after a quick chat on the phone with the wife decided its time to have a shower some crap food from the cafe and a few drinks before heading to bed. Undressed wrapped towel around me fips on shower cel in hand with razor shave shower back to room oh deary me No bloody keys to get back into my room and the reception is a good 10 minutes walk away and to top it all off all the others guys who was staying there had gone for there meal first. All I can say is the woman on the reception desk couldn't stop smiling "
thats happened there before....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I went to work one morning as per norm, started my shift all good thus so far. Got to about 2pm where my boss called me into his office to tell me that he really appreciated my loyalty & dedication but wasn't I supposed to be on holiday for two weeks. Was really pissed at myself for being so stupid, getting up at stupid oclock, when I could have stayed in bed.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What silly thing have you done and will you admit to it
I once asked a shopkeeper for a 1/4 oz of Jelly Babies when quite obviously I meant Wine Gums "
1/4 oz of winegums? Skinflint!
I always have a quarter pound |
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I was practicing my DJing skills at home when my amp started playing up.Took the cover oof to find a loose wire.heated up the soldering iron to fix it,but forgot to unplug and disconnect every first.Next thing i knew i heard a bang, i was on the floor and the room appeared to be full of grey smoke.Not the cleverest thing i have done. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooooooooooooo where do I begin .......... which story shall I tell ............  
Awaits with baited breath  "
dont hold your breath there are lots and lots of funny ones I could mention .............
the cooker
the electrics
the radiator
the sockets
the chess table
the snow
and the list would be a foot long if I went on ....... but they would need a new server to cover them all lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oooooooooooooo where do I begin .......... which story shall I tell ............
Awaits with baited breath
dont hold your breath there are lots and lots of funny ones I could mention .............
the cooker
the electrics
the radiator
the sockets
the chess table
the snow
and the list would be a foot long if I went on ....... but they would need a new server to cover them all lol "
You missed one off that list. A towel..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oooooooooooooo where do I begin .......... which story shall I tell ............
Awaits with baited breath
dont hold your breath there are lots and lots of funny ones I could mention .............
the cooker
the electrics
the radiator
the sockets
the chess table
the snow
and the list would be a foot long if I went on ....... but they would need a new server to cover them all lol
You missed one off that list. A towel....."
and before Ryan says it - the tailgate lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had got to work clocked in had a cuppa, watched everyone else get a job and leave the crew room. Go up to the supervisor and ask what am I doing, only to be told I was on leave.
I had booked it to use up my leave and not written it down on the calendar. DOH!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooooooooooooo where do I begin .......... which story shall I tell ............
Awaits with baited breath
dont hold your breath there are lots and lots of funny ones I could mention .............
the cooker
the electrics
the radiator
the sockets
the chess table
the snow
and the list would be a foot long if I went on ....... but they would need a new server to cover them all lol
You missed one off that list. A towel.....
and before Ryan says it - the tailgate lol "
Lets face it, that tailgate put up one hell of a fight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Went to the dentist yesterday afternoon - receptionist looked at me all puzzled, said I wasn't booked in for an appointment, I insisted I was, she apologised and said she'd have to re-book me for next week - then she turned to next Thursday's page in the diary to find me already booked in for that date... oops |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooooooooooooo where do I begin .......... which story shall I tell ............
Awaits with baited breath
dont hold your breath there are lots and lots of funny ones I could mention .............
the cooker
the electrics
the radiator
the sockets
the chess table
the snow
and the list would be a foot long if I went on ....... but they would need a new server to cover them all lol
You missed one off that list. A towel.....
and before Ryan says it - the tailgate lol
Lets face it, that tailgate put up one hell of a fight"
u shouldnt laugh at the afflicted |
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Going back a few years now but I was living and working in Bristol at the time and was supposed to be visiting a customer site in Bridgwater in Somerset. For some reason, though, I'd got it in my head that I was going to Trowbridge in Wiltshire.
It wasn't until I'd arrived in Trowbridge and looked at the map and directions I'd printed out (this was in the days before satnavs) that I realised my mistake. I had to phone the company and say I'd be a bit later than planned... although I didn't tell them the real reason why |
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