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We were at a comedy show at Edinburgh Festival yesterday and one of the questions the comedian asked the audience was 'Have you ever had sex to stop a boring conversation?"
One lady said she had to end a monologue from a guy about Lord of the Rings. J nearly put her hand up but then decided it might be too 'complicated' to explain.
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over a year ago
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I used to see a guy who was so handsome, body and face of a greek god but... zero personality and chat. The ONLY thing he was good for was a shag. I couldn't stand his "chat". |
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We went to a guy's house (from another site) and he was watching a comedy show on telly. He didn't stop watching but explained to us in great detail why it was funny (it wasn't). We'd gone there to have sex anyway so we hurried proceedings along. He then fell fast asleep in the middle of the action.  . |
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"I used to see a guy who was so handsome, body and face of a greek god but... zero personality and chat. The ONLY thing he was good for was a shag. I couldn't stand his "chat". "
Maybe he had perfected bad chat just to get you into the sack more quickly. Can't say I'd blame him xx |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
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"I used to see a guy who was so handsome, body and face of a greek god but... zero personality and chat. The ONLY thing he was good for was a shag. I couldn't stand his "chat". "
A Susan Boyle experience |
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"We went to a guy's house (from another site) and he was watching a comedy show on telly. He didn't stop watching but explained to us in great detail why it was funny (it wasn't). We'd gone there to have sex anyway so we hurried proceedings along. He then fell fast asleep in the middle of the action. . "
Wow! I bet you couldn't wait to meet up again. So, tell us about the programme  |
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"I used to see a guy who was so handsome, body and face of a greek god but... zero personality and chat. The ONLY thing he was good for was a shag. I couldn't stand his "chat".
Maybe he had perfected bad chat just to get you into the sack more quickly. Can't say I'd blame him xx"
Omg that could be true! Damn it, I totally fell for it! |
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"I used to see a guy who was so handsome, body and face of a greek god but... zero personality and chat. The ONLY thing he was good for was a shag. I couldn't stand his "chat".
Maybe he had perfected bad chat just to get you into the sack more quickly. Can't say I'd blame him xx
Omg that could be true! Damn it, I totally fell for it! "
Can I bore you sometime? |
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I (him) once dated a girl that all and I mean all my mates thought was banging hot, they couldn't believe she was with me, we'll I ended the relationship after 3 weeks as even though she was gorgeous the in-between sex stuff was just meh, conversation was just not good and so boring. |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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Yes , a few times. When you are a couple & you meet a couple and the guy is maybe nervous or trying to impress .
They will talk about work, boats & money or something and everyone is bored & his wife’s even eye rolling.
I would just walk over to her and begin. He soon stops talking |
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"We were at a comedy show at Edinburgh Festival yesterday and one of the questions the comedian asked the audience was 'Have you ever had sex to stop a boring conversation?"
One lady said she had to end a monologue from a guy about Lord of the Rings. J nearly put her hand up but then decided it might be too 'complicated' to explain.
Well, have you? What were the circumstances?"
Back up everybody ….. I think we should not gloss over J’s hand nearly being raised….. |
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"We went to a guy's house (from another site) and he was watching a comedy show on telly. He didn't stop watching but explained to us in great detail why it was funny (it wasn't). We'd gone there to have sex anyway so we hurried proceedings along. He then fell fast asleep in the middle of the action. .
Wow! I bet you couldn't wait to meet up again. So, tell us about the programme "
We put it down to nerves and being very tired. He worked long hours. We did meet him again and he was much more relaxed. So much so that this time he fell asleep with his cock in my mouth  . Mr N and I laid there giggling quietly while he gently snored. Clearly I need to up my game but we didn't visit a third time  |
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"I (him) once dated a girl that all and I mean all my mates thought was banging hot, they couldn't believe she was with me, we'll I ended the relationship after 3 weeks as even though she was gorgeous the in-between sex stuff was just meh, conversation was just not good and so boring."
I don't blame you. If it's sex for the sake of sex, maybe it's not an issue but for a relationship there's got to be a much stronger connection xx |
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"I (him) once dated a girl that all and I mean all my mates thought was banging hot, they couldn't believe she was with me, we'll I ended the relationship after 3 weeks as even though she was gorgeous the in-between sex stuff was just meh, conversation was just not good and so boring."
Maybe she thought the same about your chat |
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"We went to a guy's house (from another site) and he was watching a comedy show on telly. He didn't stop watching but explained to us in great detail why it was funny (it wasn't). We'd gone there to have sex anyway so we hurried proceedings along. He then fell fast asleep in the middle of the action. .
Wow! I bet you couldn't wait to meet up again. So, tell us about the programme
We put it down to nerves and being very tired. He worked long hours. We did meet him again and he was much more relaxed. So much so that this time he fell asleep with his cock in my mouth . Mr N and I laid there giggling quietly while he gently snored. Clearly I need to up my game but we didn't visit a third time "
So pleased to read that you're self evaluating and accept that you could have been at fault |
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"I (him) once dated a girl that all and I mean all my mates thought was banging hot, they couldn't believe she was with me, we'll I ended the relationship after 3 weeks as even though she was gorgeous the in-between sex stuff was just meh, conversation was just not good and so boring.
Maybe she thought the same about your chat"
It's a possibility. Waiting for a response xx |
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"We were at a comedy show at Edinburgh Festival yesterday and one of the questions the comedian asked the audience was 'Have you ever had sex to stop a boring conversation?"
One lady said she had to end a monologue from a guy about Lord of the Rings. J nearly put her hand up but then decided it might be too 'complicated' to explain.
Well, have you? What were the circumstances?
Back up everybody ….. I think we should not gloss over J’s hand nearly being raised….."
I did ask her about that afterwards. She's very diplomatic |
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"I (him) once dated a girl that all and I mean all my mates thought was banging hot, they couldn't believe she was with me, we'll I ended the relationship after 3 weeks as even though she was gorgeous the in-between sex stuff was just meh, conversation was just not good and so boring.
Maybe she thought the same about your chat"
It's possible but then again I'm the one that ended it and she told her best friend that she was abit upset about it, oh and I ended up marrying the best friend so....... |
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"I (him) once dated a girl that all and I mean all my mates thought was banging hot, they couldn't believe she was with me, we'll I ended the relationship after 3 weeks as even though she was gorgeous the in-between sex stuff was just meh, conversation was just not good and so boring.
Maybe she thought the same about your chat
It's possible but then again I'm the one that ended it and she told her best friend that she was abit upset about it, oh and I ended up marrying the best friend so......."
....obviously your chat is scintillating |
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"I wanna hear the LOTR monologue "
She didn't tell us what the monologue was but, immediately afterwards, I said to her "You know when Frodo looked into Sam's eyes?" Unfortunately, people laughed and she didn't have sex with me. Maybe she didn't like an audience xx |
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Not full on sex but did hand out a bj before when it became apparent that we just weren’t on the same page but was a bit down the garden path by this point and didn’t want to be labeled a tease so felt compelled to
Was at a sanua in the hot tub guy comes in and joins me
Me being me out for a good time says hello and what not then gets up and starts to give him a lap dance and what not
He then asks me to sit for a little minute and talks
It becomes apparent that he’s wasn’t just looking for a but off no questions no strings sex
He was looking for a date for the night you know take me home cuddle on the couch type thing not my thing with guys
So instead off just walk off I planted my lips around his cock blow him till he blow his load and then walk off out the hot tub  |
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"We were at a comedy show at Edinburgh Festival yesterday and one of the questions the comedian asked the audience was 'Have you ever had sex to stop a boring conversation?"
One lady said she had to end a monologue from a guy about Lord of the Rings. J nearly put her hand up but then decided it might be too 'complicated' to explain.
Well, have you? What were the circumstances?"
Hi
Never had sex as a punishment no. |
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"Yes , a few times. When you are a couple & you meet a couple and the guy is maybe nervous or trying to impress .
They will talk about work, boats & money or something and everyone is bored & his wife’s even eye rolling.
I would just walk over to her and begin. He soon stops talking "
That makes sense. We'll done for getting things moving xx |
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Just kidding xx
