I went to get some cash out and there’s this little old lady seems to be struggling with the cash machine… She turns around; sees me standing there and says “Can you check my balance?”
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An American is visiting Wales for the first time.
At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch he stops for lunch and asks the waitress "Before I order, can you please pronounce - very slowly - where I am?"
The waitress leans over and says "Burrr-gerrr Ki-ing" |
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everyone ran out of jokes?
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