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"Try a bottle of Durex Play Massage - with the lid off! Don't ask me how I know. 
How do you know?
How do you think I know? 
I'm a bloke. I need pictures before I can understand these things...  "
I was a bit too distracted to think of taking photos!  |
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"Try a bottle of Durex Play Massage - with the lid off! Don't ask me how I know.
How do you know?
How do you think I know?
I'm a bloke. I need pictures before I can understand these things...
I was a bit too distracted to think of taking photos! "
You need a man there with a camera then...  |
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"What can a Fabber and myself use at our meet tomorrow??? Serious suggestions please, will get strange looks walking into a hotel with a Marrow!  "
You could put the marrow in a bag? Crazy suggestion I know. But I reckon a small suitcase wouldn't be out of place at a hotel lol x |
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"What can a Fabber and myself use at our meet tomorrow??? Serious suggestions please, will get strange looks walking into a hotel with a Marrow!
You could put the marrow in a bag? Crazy suggestion I know. But I reckon a small suitcase wouldn't be out of place at a hotel lol x "
Why didn't I think of that!! |
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By *illdeeCouple
over a year ago
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"What can a Fabber and myself use at our meet tomorrow??? Serious suggestions please, will get strange looks walking into a hotel with a Marrow!
You could put the marrow in a bag? Crazy suggestion I know. But I reckon a small suitcase wouldn't be out of place at a hotel lol x
Why didn't I think of that!! "
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"What can a Fabber and myself use at our meet tomorrow??? Serious suggestions please, will get strange looks walking into a hotel with a Marrow!
You could put the marrow in a bag? Crazy suggestion I know. But I reckon a small suitcase wouldn't be out of place at a hotel lol x
Full or empty bottle?? More of a cider man myself.......with icecubes!
Why didn't I think of that!!
We like a bottle o beer now and then! "
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"Put carrot into forum search. I couldn't tell you better than you will see it written 
O.M.F.G Just to set th record straight, the "dildo alternative" isn't for me!!!  "
Oh so dildo carrots are just for guys now
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"Put carrot into forum search. I couldn't tell you better than you will see it written
O.M.F.G Just to set th record straight, the "dildo alternative" isn't for me!!!
Oh so dildo carrots are just for guys now
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?? I don't care which way my carrot is sexually orientated.........just don't fancy one up my bottom!  |
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Why not just take a vibe/dildo carrots are good better when older as more bendy,cucumbers any chocolate bars small bottles bananas hairbrushes electric toothbrushes etc etc...... Have fun but be safe whatever you use |
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"Try a bottle of Durex Play Massage - with the lid off! Don't ask me how I know.
How do you know?
How do you think I know?
I'm a bloke. I need pictures before I can understand these things...
I was a bit too distracted to think of taking photos!
You need a man there with a camera then... "
And does the gentleman have just the right voyeur in mind ..? |
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