I saw a pic the other day of someone who had labelled it ‘ just been anally ruined!’ …. Is that something that people actively look for … hi … you look lovely .. can we hurry the drink I’d like to anally ruin you before ‘Live from the Apollo!’ 
What other phrases make you gack* a little?
*to gack - where a little bit if your own vomit makes a run for it!!  |
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"Smash your back doors in"
Yes if its not said in a joke … how wrong can you be? What fairytale ends …and the handsome prince bent Sleeping Beauty over the tree and smashed her back doors in while the dwarves lined up for their turn!!   |
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" I saw a pic the other day of someone who had labelled it ‘ just been anally ruined!’ …. Is that something that people actively look for … hi … you look lovely .. can we hurry the drink I’d like to anally ruin you before ‘Live from the Apollo!’
What other phrases make you gack* a little?
*to gack - where a little bit if your own vomit makes a run for it!! "
To be honest any of those cooking terms that are used.... Bashed smashed ruined filled drilled etc |
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" I saw a pic the other day of someone who had labelled it ‘ just been anally ruined!’ …. Is that something that people actively look for … hi … you look lovely .. can we hurry the drink I’d like to anally ruin you before ‘Live from the Apollo!’
What other phrases make you gack* a little?
*to gack - where a little bit if your own vomit makes a run for it!!
To be honest any of those cooking terms that are used.... Bashed smashed ruined filled drilled etc"
So a ‘deconstructed’ pussy would be ok?  |
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"Perhaps it was a typographical error and it actually said "annually ruined". We all get a little ruined on our birthdays. 
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pmsl - that makes so much more sense - but doesnt explain the pic if a gaping arsehole accompanying the message "
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Ah, but once you finish the birthday bottle of Moët & Chandon™ it has to be shoved up somewhere...neck first. Hence the gaping hole.  |
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"Perhaps it was a typographical error and it actually said "annually ruined". We all get a little ruined on our birthdays.
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pmsl - that makes so much more sense - but doesnt explain the pic if a gaping arsehole accompanying the message
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Ah, but once you finish the birthday bottle of Moët & Chandon™ it has to be shoved up somewhere...neck first. Hence the gaping hole. "
I love gaping holes  |
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"Smash your back doors in
Yes if its not said in a joke … how wrong can you be? What fairytale ends …and the handsome prince bent Sleeping Beauty over the tree and smashed her back doors in while the dwarves lined up for their turn!! "
A normal Friday night at abs cinema |
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" I saw a pic the other day of someone who had labelled it ‘ just been anally ruined!’ …. Is that something that people actively look for … hi … you look lovely .. can we hurry the drink I’d like to anally ruin you before ‘Live from the Apollo!’
What other phrases make you gack* a little?
*to gack - where a little bit if your own vomit makes a run for it!! "
What's it called when someone elses vomit makes a run for it? |
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I can see "ruin" like reclaiming "ruin" from "if a woman doesn't have her virginity she's lost her social capital". I'm not a fan, but I can see it.
But "anally ruin" sounds like "and now you need to go to the hospital for an operation. fucking hot, man" |
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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago
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Honestly all of the above, plus “ oh you’re so beautiful in and out!” Well yes I am, but you’re only saying it to make me feel “grateful ?”
Any of the “my wife/ partner doesn’t understand me” stop pretending to be someone else when you’re with them then?!!
Honestly I am begging to think that the FAF brigade, whilst a bit unimaginative, are at least completely honest in their intentions.
Drinking during the day… oops  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I know this isn't a popular opinion but fuck it. Sometimes I like the whole usage of "ruined/destroyed".
Never anally but... it can be kind of sexy.
I guess that's because to me I associate it with someone fucking me hard enough that the next morning I'm doing that I was fucked last night walk. The whole mascara running from being facefucked mercilessly thing.
Not everyone could say that to me, I imagine I'd laugh or feel a bit bleurgh if certain people did.
If the right person said to me 'Meli, I'm going to utterly ruin that pretty face of yours?'.
My face is all theirs. |
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I love anal, and when my OH tells me he's going to "ruin" me, I know I'm in for a fun session. I'm only ever "ruined" very temporarily - I have good muscular control, and after all the years I've enjoyed anal sex, I don't have continence issues, or any other kind of issue. As far as I see it, the anal sphincter is a muscle designed to open and close. What usually happens with muscles when you use them more than normal? 
Bess x |
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"I love anal, and when my OH tells me he's going to "ruin" me, I know I'm in for a fun session. I'm only ever "ruined" very temporarily - I have good muscular control, and after all the years I've enjoyed anal sex, I don't have continence issues, or any other kind of issue. As far as I see it, the anal sphincter is a muscle designed to open and close. What usually happens with muscles when you use them more than normal?
Bess x"
I literally had twinges and pre cum reading this  |
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"I know this isn't a popular opinion but fuck it. Sometimes I like the whole usage of "ruined/destroyed".
Never anally but... it can be kind of sexy.
I guess that's because to me I associate it with someone fucking me hard enough that the next morning I'm doing that I was fucked last night walk. The whole mascara running from being facefucked mercilessly thing.
Not everyone could say that to me, I imagine I'd laugh or feel a bit bleurgh if certain people did.
If the right person said to me 'Meli, I'm going to utterly ruin that pretty face of yours?'.
My face is all theirs."
Oh Meli, you angel x |
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