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"I always fancied Alan shearer, I got his autograph when I was younger. Harry Kane's doable as well. And so ends my knowledge of football. " Wait? Are you the lad on the McDonald’s advert? I’m not expecting anyone to get this joke. | |||
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 wtf......£105.5m profit...
It's close between Shearer and Heskey tbh. Aguero was good but I think he could have been so much better. Van Nistelroy was an animal, but Henry has to be up there!!
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"Jack Grealish "Great calfs but not a striker. | |||
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"£110m for Caicedo wtf......£105.5m profit...
It's close between Shearer and Heskey tbh. Aguero was good but I think he could have been so much better. Van Nistelroy was an animal, but Henry has to be up there!!
"Shearer then Henry for me. If Shearer went to Man U instead of Newcastle it wouldn’t even be a debate. | |||
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"Jack Grealish
Great calfs but not a striker."Bet he scores in bed  | |||
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"Jack Grealish
Great calfs but not a striker.
Bet he scores in bed "He does alright  | |||
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"Shearer was good. VanNistlerooy was an absolute goal machine for United. So was Rooney. Henry for Arse… I always like Bergkamp too. I think I’m the 90,s there were so many around in English football it was fantastic. " Bergkamp was class but his best ever goal was a fluke. | |||
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"Shearer was good. VanNistlerooy was an absolute goal machine for United. So was Rooney. Henry for Arse… I always like Bergkamp too. I think I’m the 90,s there were so many around in English football it was fantastic. Bergkamp was class but his best ever goal was a fluke."  because your defence was wank!! | |||
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"Aspilla was good for yous as well, I remember when he bagged a hatrick against Barca" We’re linked with another Asprilla this window after signing another Tino. We’re bringing the enteratainers back | |||
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"A very tough choice but purely on the art of scoring goals I’ll go with Shearer "You know ball. | |||
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"Shearer was good. VanNistlerooy was an absolute goal machine for United. So was Rooney. Henry for Arse… I always like Bergkamp too. I think I’m the 90,s there were so many around in English football it was fantastic. Bergkamp was class but his best ever goal was a fluke. because your defence was wank!!"Shit first touch, great recovery. | |||
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"Aspilla was good for yous as well, I remember when he bagged a hatrick against Barca We’re linked with another Asprilla this window after signing another Tino. We’re bringing the enteratainers back "Entertainers** fuck knows what happened there. | |||
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"A very tough choice but purely on the art of scoring goals I’ll go with Shearer "Goal poachers will always win that argument. Liverpool had many like that. Skill wasn’t great, neither was the better choices, as they just saw the goal and shot. But their goals per match was right up there. And that’s what we saw. Now, we have assists/ created chances etc. look at Kane, he’s actually a good asset upfront for drawing defenders. | |||
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"Throwing a curve ball here......but Robbie Keane was class" He was outstanding but falls just short of the elite strikers. | |||
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"A very tough choice but purely on the art of scoring goals I’ll go with Shearer
Goal poachers will always win that argument.
Liverpool had many like that. Skill wasn’t great, neither was the better choices, as they just saw the goal and shot. But their goals per match was right up there. And that’s what we saw.
Now, we have assists/ created chances etc.
look at Kane, he’s actually a good asset upfront for drawing defenders. "Shearer wasn’t a poacher. He could score every type of goal and even got a few assists. He adapted his game once he lost his pace and was still prolific in a shit team. | |||
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"A very tough choice but purely on the art of scoring goals I’ll go with Shearer
Goal poachers will always win that argument.
Liverpool had many like that. Skill wasn’t great, neither was the better choices, as they just saw the goal and shot. But their goals per match was right up there. And that’s what we saw.
Now, we have assists/ created chances etc.
look at Kane, he’s actually a good asset upfront for drawing defenders.
Shearer wasn’t a poacher. He could score every type of goal and even got a few assists. He adapted his game once he lost his pace and was still prolific in a shit team."Okay. Goal scorer. He was at a time when the game was a little more simple. Now, forwards are playing so many roles. Back then, you were a striker/goal scorer. That’s my point. | |||
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"Throwing a curve ball here......but Robbie Keane was class He was outstanding but falls just short of the elite strikers." There is so many that fall into that category of just falling short...Owen, Berbatov, Aguero, Andy Cole, Cantona, Torres blah blah blah | |||
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"A very tough choice but purely on the art of scoring goals I’ll go with Shearer
Goal poachers will always win that argument.
Liverpool had many like that. Skill wasn’t great, neither was the better choices, as they just saw the goal and shot. But their goals per match was right up there. And that’s what we saw.
Now, we have assists/ created chances etc.
look at Kane, he’s actually a good asset upfront for drawing defenders.
Shearer wasn’t a poacher. He could score every type of goal and even got a few assists. He adapted his game once he lost his pace and was still prolific in a shit team.
Okay. Goal scorer.
He was at a time when the game was a little more simple. Now, forwards are playing so many roles. Back then, you were a striker/goal scorer. That’s my point. "I get what you mean. I was going to point it the physicality of defenders back then but I think that worked in Shearer’s favour. | |||
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"£110m for Caicedo wtf......£105.5m profit...
It's close between Shearer and Heskey tbh. Aguero was good but I think he could have been so much better. Van Nistelroy was an animal, but Henry has to be up there!!
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"Was Zola a striker??" I think he was more of a number 10. | |||
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"Shearer is the best goalscorer but Rooney was prob the best complete forward " I’d say more the complete player, rather than forward. He could play anywhere and put a solid 7/10 performance in. | |||
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"£110m for Caicedo wtf......£105.5m profit...
It's close between Shearer and Heskey tbh. Aguero was good but I think he could have been so much better. Van Nistelroy was an animal, but Henry has to be up there!!
Woah woah woah......did you really say Heskey ?!?!?"Yes, it 100% taking the piss though. | |||
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". Aguero needs to be said. Sadly. "Unbelievable player. | |||
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"Drogba was the machine of all machines though!!! Can't deny that!" I remember watching him for Marseille against us in about 2004. He ripped us to shreds. | |||
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"A very tough choice but purely on the art of scoring goals I’ll go with Shearer
Goal poachers will always win that argument.
Liverpool had many like that. Skill wasn’t great, neither was the better choices, as they just saw the goal and shot. But their goals per match was right up there. And that’s what we saw.
Now, we have assists/ created chances etc.
look at Kane, he’s actually a good asset upfront for drawing defenders.
Shearer wasn’t a poacher. He could score every type of goal and even got a few assists. He adapted his game once he lost his pace and was still prolific in a shit team.
Okay. Goal scorer.
He was at a time when the game was a little more simple. Now, forwards are playing so many roles. Back then, you were a striker/goal scorer. That’s my point.
I get what you mean. I was going to point it the physicality of defenders back then but I think that worked in Shearer’s favour. "That’s a good debate. The strikers of yesterday 80s/90s, could they fair well with todays tactics, formations etc. even goal keeping had changed. They’re like a 5th defender now. My shout is Rooney. (Biased) but his record was ridiculous. He could score from anywhere too, and he could single hand idly win a game when he was in form. | |||
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"Jack Grealish "Come on… girly headband and spends most of his life rolling around the pitch….. | |||
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"Suarez when he wasnt a prick... he was amazing in his short time at LFC." If he’s spent most of his career in the Prem he’d definitely be amongst the greats. | |||
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"As much as I hate to say it I loved Di Canio back in the day too." I still have a Celtic strip with his name on it, his and Larssons. The holy grail!!!! | |||
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"A very tough choice but purely on the art of scoring goals I’ll go with Shearer
Goal poachers will always win that argument.
Liverpool had many like that. Skill wasn’t great, neither was the better choices, as they just saw the goal and shot. But their goals per match was right up there. And that’s what we saw.
Now, we have assists/ created chances etc.
look at Kane, he’s actually a good asset upfront for drawing defenders.
Shearer wasn’t a poacher. He could score every type of goal and even got a few assists. He adapted his game once he lost his pace and was still prolific in a shit team.
Okay. Goal scorer.
He was at a time when the game was a little more simple. Now, forwards are playing so many roles. Back then, you were a striker/goal scorer. That’s my point.
I get what you mean. I was going to point it the physicality of defenders back then but I think that worked in Shearer’s favour.
That’s a good debate.
The strikers of yesterday 80s/90s, could they fair well with todays tactics, formations etc. even goal keeping had changed. They’re like a 5th defender now.
My shout is Rooney. (Biased) but his record was ridiculous. He could score from anywhere too, and he could single hand idly win a game when he was in form. "I think in 10 years time Rooney will be remembered better. Bias and tribalism stops rival fans ranking him as high but he could do it all. | |||
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"As much as I hate to say it I loved Di Canio back in the day too. I still have a Celtic strip with his name on it, his and Larssons. The holy grail!!!!" I forgot about Larsson. Celtic would have gave most Prem teams a run for their money back them. | |||
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"Suarez when he wasnt a prick... he was amazing in his short time at LFC. If he’s spent most of his career in the Prem he’d definitely be amongst the greats." Yep...the way he destroyed England after he was in crutches a few days earlier says alot. Some of the goals he scored was shocking. | |||
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"Suarez when he wasnt a prick... he was amazing in his short time at LFC. If he’s spent most of his career in the Prem he’d definitely be amongst the greats. Yep...the way he destroyed England after he was in crutches a few days earlier says alot. Some of the goals he scored was shocking. " It’s a shame he was a complete knob. | |||
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"Peter Crouch is the goat. No arguments " Him and Defoe were the ultimate little and large combo. | |||
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"He might be off to Bayern Munich but what I want to know is who is the Prem’s greatest ever striker… And why is it Alan Shearer?" As a striker you have one job, score goals. Shearer undoubtedly did that, as an out in out striker one of the best this country has ever produced. But could easily name, a few players who were better footballers & more technical. | |||
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"He might be off to Bayern Munich but what I want to know is who is the Prem’s greatest ever striker… And why is it Alan Shearer? As a striker you have one job, score goals. Shearer undoubtedly did that, as an out in out striker one of the best this country has ever produced. But could easily name, a few players who were better footballers & more technical. " 100%. He want even the most technical player in the worst Newcastle teams in his time. | |||
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"Suarez when he wasnt a prick... he was amazing in his short time at LFC. If he’s spent most of his career in the Prem he’d definitely be amongst the greats. Yep...the way he destroyed England after he was in crutches a few days earlier says alot. Some of the goals he scored was shocking. It’s a shame he was a complete knob." As a LFC fan I agree with that. | |||
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"He might be off to Bayern Munich but what I want to know is who is the Prem’s greatest ever striker… And why is it Alan Shearer? As a striker you have one job, score goals. Shearer undoubtedly did that, as an out in out striker one of the best this country has ever produced. But could easily name, a few players who were better footballers & more technical. 100%. He want even the most technical player in the worst Newcastle teams in his time." Wasn’t** | |||
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"Peter Crouch is the goat. No arguments Him and Defoe were the ultimate little and large combo." So were Quinn and Phillips | |||
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"Peter Crouch is the goat. No arguments Him and Defoe were the ultimate little and large combo. So were Quinn and Phillips "Who? | |||
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"Shearer was a fantastic player and I enjoyed seeing him score for England many times. Football is different now though, the ball is kept on the floor much more and as a result there are fewer headed goals. So would Shearer have scored as many goals if he played in the modern era? I imagine Haaland will get close to Shearer's record though but we aren’t comparing eggs with eggs." Haaland will be at Madrid within 3 years. Kane is the only one who will get close if he stays. | |||
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"Henry for me had it all. " Henry was the better player, Shearer the better striker. | |||
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"Henry for me had it all. Henry was the better player, Shearer the better striker. " Agreed | |||
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"Awesome testosterone here guys. Now can you all shower together please like they do after a football match. " This was to get rid of the women so we can discuss who has the best tits. | |||
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"Awesome testosterone here guys. Now can you all shower together please like they do after a football match. This was to get rid of the women so we can discuss who has the best tits." I do. Problem Solved | |||
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"Awesome testosterone here guys. Now can you all shower together please like they do after a football match. This was to get rid of the women so we can discuss who has the best tits." Nice to know I won't be part of the discussion. | |||
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"Awesome testosterone here guys. Now can you all shower together please like they do after a football match. This was to get rid of the women so we can discuss who has the best tits." We still talking about footballers? | |||
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"Awesome testosterone here guys. Now can you all shower together please like they do after a football match. This was to get rid of the women so we can discuss who has the best tits. We still talking about footballers? " Luke Shaw | |||
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"Awesome testosterone here guys. Now can you all shower together please like they do after a football match. This was to get rid of the women so we can discuss who has the best tits. I do. Problem Solved" Back to football then. | |||
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"Bobby Charlton" Football only started in 1992. | |||
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"In terms of goalscoring and types of goals, it probably is Shearer as he could do it all. On the eye, maybe an argument for Henry as he just glided across the pitch and made everything look effortless. Not sure if he's a striker but surprised Cantona hasn't been mentioned. Pretty much transformed Man United and probably the catalyst for the dominance that was was to follow and won the league I every season he finished with them." Cantona was one of my favourite players growing up but not a striker really. One hell of a player though. | |||
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"Bobby Charlton Football only started in 1992." Not for MCFC it didn’t.  | |||
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"Mark Viduka when he played for Leeds just ask Liverpool......" Although he was shite for us I really liked him. | |||
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"Bobby Charlton Football only started in 1992. Not for MCFC it didn’t. "He’s a Geordie so I’ll allow it | |||
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"In terms of goalscoring and types of goals, it probably is Shearer as he could do it all. On the eye, maybe an argument for Henry as he just glided across the pitch and made everything look effortless. Not sure if he's a striker but surprised Cantona hasn't been mentioned. Pretty much transformed Man United and probably the catalyst for the dominance that was was to follow and won the league I every season he finished with them. Cantona was one of my favourite players growing up but not a striker really. One hell of a player though. " Cantina is a footballing God! And is my all time greatest player. He was a forward, but it’s hard for me to argue a great goal scorer, or striker amongst other names. Simply because of the AMOUNT of goals others have bagged throughout their careers. | |||
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"In terms of goalscoring and types of goals, it probably is Shearer as he could do it all. On the eye, maybe an argument for Henry as he just glided across the pitch and made everything look effortless. Not sure if he's a striker but surprised Cantona hasn't been mentioned. Pretty much transformed Man United and probably the catalyst for the dominance that was was to follow and won the league I every season he finished with them. Cantona was one of my favourite players growing up but not a striker really. One hell of a player though. Cantina is a footballing God! And is my all time greatest player. He was a forward, but it’s hard for me to argue a great goal scorer, or striker amongst other names. Simply because of the AMOUNT of goals others have bagged throughout their careers. " *GREATEST goal scorer. | |||
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"George Best Number 1 of all time" Imagine how good he would have been if he looked after himself the way the modern player does. | |||
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"He might be off to Bayern Munich but what I want to know is who is the Prem’s greatest ever striker… And why is it Alan Shearer?" Football didn’t exist before premiership? Why rule out the legends of the previous hundred years or so? | |||
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"He might be off to Bayern Munich but what I want to know is who is the Prem’s greatest ever striker… And why is it Alan Shearer? Football didn’t exist before premiership? Why rule out the legends of the previous hundred years or so? " Because the question is specifically about the Prem. If anything this argument proves why Shearer is better than the rest named. He scored goals before ‘92. | |||
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"I was today years old when I found out Thierry Henry didn’t play in the premier league" Yes Steve. You are today years old so can’t remember Shearer | |||
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"I was today years old when I found out Thierry Henry didn’t play in the premier league Yes Steve. You are today years old so can’t remember Shearer "Oh I remember him. And his dead celebration | |||
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"Good old division 1 I learnt this year that only 3 teams have won the charity shield and then the league in the same season. I managed to get 2. " Surely Man U, maybe City and Chelsea. | |||
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"I was today years old when I found out Thierry Henry didn’t play in the premier league Yes Steve. You are today years old so can’t remember Shearer
Oh I remember him. And his dead celebration "They got his celebration wrong on his statue. The original banter club. | |||
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"He might be off to Bayern Munich but what I want to know is who is the Prem’s greatest ever striker… And why is it Alan Shearer? Football didn’t exist before premiership? Why rule out the legends of the previous hundred years or so? Because the question is specifically about the Prem. If anything this argument proves why Shearer is better than the rest named. He scored goals before ‘92. " Ok. So you wanted to restrict the question so that shearer would be the answer? Fair enough! | |||
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"He might be off to Bayern Munich but what I want to know is who is the Prem’s greatest ever striker… And why is it Alan Shearer? Football didn’t exist before premiership? Why rule out the legends of the previous hundred years or so? Because the question is specifically about the Prem. If anything this argument proves why Shearer is better than the rest named. He scored goals before ‘92. Ok. So you wanted to restrict the question so that shearer would be the answer? Fair enough! " If we’re going to be ridiculous we’ll just say it’s Pele. Why restrict to just England? | |||
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"Good old division 1 I learnt this year that only 3 teams have won the charity shield and then the league in the same season. I managed to get 2. Surely Man U, maybe City and Chelsea." This is spot on. United 3 times. Chelsea twice. (Those two I got). | |||
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"I always fancied Alan shearer, I got his autograph when I was younger. Harry Kane's doable as well. And so ends my knowledge of football. " Harry Kane being doable is the biggest news. There's hope for us all! | |||
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"Good old division 1 I learnt this year that only 3 teams have won the charity shield and then the league in the same season. I managed to get 2. Surely Man U, maybe City and Chelsea. This is spot on. United 3 times. Chelsea twice. (Those two I got). " It was 50/50 between City and Arsenal for me. | |||
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"In terms of goalscoring and types of goals, it probably is Shearer as he could do it all. On the eye, maybe an argument for Henry as he just glided across the pitch and made everything look effortless. Not sure if he's a striker but surprised Cantona hasn't been mentioned. Pretty much transformed Man United and probably the catalyst for the dominance that was was to follow and won the league I every season he finished with them. Cantona was one of my favourite players growing up but not a striker really. One hell of a player though. Cantina is a footballing God! And is my all time greatest player. He was a forward, but it’s hard for me to argue a great goal scorer, or striker amongst other names. Simply because of the AMOUNT of goals others have bagged throughout their careers. " That's fair enough then if we're going purely off numbers | |||
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"I was today years old when I found out Thierry Henry didn’t play in the premier league Yes Steve. You are today years old so can’t remember Shearer
Oh I remember him. And his dead celebration
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"Good old division 1 I learnt this year that only 3 teams have won the charity shield and then the league in the same season. I managed to get 2. Surely Man U, maybe City and Chelsea. This is spot on. United 3 times. Chelsea twice. (Those two I got). It was 50/50 between City and Arsenal for me." Don’t worry. My Chelsea answer was a guess. | |||
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"I always fancied Alan shearer, I got his autograph when I was younger. Harry Kane's doable as well. And so ends my knowledge of football. Harry Kane being doable is the biggest news. There's hope for us all!" Just imagine his dirty talk in bed | |||
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"I was today years old when I found out Thierry Henry didn’t play in the premier league Yes Steve. You are today years old so can’t remember Shearer
Oh I remember him. And his dead celebration
They got his celebration wrong on his statue. The original banter club.
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"£110m for Caicedo wtf......£105.5m profit...
It's close between Shearer and Heskey tbh. Aguero was good but I think he could have been so much better. Van Nistelroy was an animal, but Henry has to be up there!!
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"I was today years old when I found out Thierry Henry didn’t play in the premier league" But but. He did | |||
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"The streets will never forget Michu's 2012/13 season "Shout out to that Swansea team man | |||
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"The streets will never forget Michu's 2012/13 season "I was going to mention Dimitri Payet. I thought he scored a lot more than 11 goals for West Ham. | |||
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"£110m for Caicedo wtf......£105.5m profit...
It's close between Shearer and Heskey tbh. Aguero was good but I think he could have been so much better. Van Nistelroy was an animal, but Henry has to be up there!!
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"The streets will never forget Michu's 2012/13 season
Shout out to that Swansea team man"Absolutely! Michu, Michel Vorm, Ashley William, Jonathan De Guzman, Ball boy from the league cup semi final | |||
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"Awesome testosterone here guys. Now can you all shower together please like they do after a football match. This was to get rid of the women so we can discuss who has the best tits. Nice to know I won't be part of the discussion. " Don’t you think that for a second young lady….  | |||
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"He might be off to Bayern Munich but what I want to know is who is the Prem’s greatest ever striker… And why is it Alan Shearer? Football didn’t exist before premiership? Why rule out the legends of the previous hundred years or so? Because the question is specifically about the Prem. If anything this argument proves why Shearer is better than the rest named. He scored goals before ‘92. Ok. So you wanted to restrict the question so that shearer would be the answer? Fair enough! If we’re going to be ridiculous we’ll just say it’s Pele. Why restrict to just England? " Suggesting including players from the same league before it was rebranded is ridiculous is it? Ok! | |||
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"He might be off to Bayern Munich but what I want to know is who is the Prem’s greatest ever striker… And why is it Alan Shearer? Football didn’t exist before premiership? Why rule out the legends of the previous hundred years or so? Because the question is specifically about the Prem. If anything this argument proves why Shearer is better than the rest named. He scored goals before ‘92. Ok. So you wanted to restrict the question so that shearer would be the answer? Fair enough! If we’re going to be ridiculous we’ll just say it’s Pele. Why restrict to just England? Suggesting including players from the same league before it was rebranded is ridiculous is it? Ok! " I guess reading isn’t for you. | |||
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"The streets will never forget Michu's 2012/13 season
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I was going to mention Dimitri Payet. I thought he scored a lot more than 11 goals for West Ham.
Payet and Ben Afra. The cage baller representation we needed in the premier league"If Ben Arfa’s attitude matched his ability he would have been one of the best players I’d ever seen in a Newcastle shirt. | |||
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"He might be off to Bayern Munich but what I want to know is who is the Prem’s greatest ever striker… And why is it Alan Shearer? Football didn’t exist before premiership? Why rule out the legends of the previous hundred years or so? Because the question is specifically about the Prem. If anything this argument proves why Shearer is better than the rest named. He scored goals before ‘92. Ok. So you wanted to restrict the question so that shearer would be the answer? Fair enough! If we’re going to be ridiculous we’ll just say it’s Pele. Why restrict to just England? Suggesting including players from the same league before it was rebranded is ridiculous is it? Ok! I guess reading isn’t for you." Actually i quite enjoy reading. It’s just that I enjoyed football long before 1992. | |||
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"He might be off to Bayern Munich but what I want to know is who is the Prem’s greatest ever striker… And why is it Alan Shearer? Football didn’t exist before premiership? Why rule out the legends of the previous hundred years or so? Because the question is specifically about the Prem. If anything this argument proves why Shearer is better than the rest named. He scored goals before ‘92. Ok. So you wanted to restrict the question so that shearer would be the answer? Fair enough! If we’re going to be ridiculous we’ll just say it’s Pele. Why restrict to just England? Suggesting including players from the same league before it was rebranded is ridiculous is it? Ok! I guess reading isn’t for you. Actually i quite enjoy reading. It’s just that I enjoyed football long before 1992. " You’ve already agreed it’s Shearer. | |||
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"My friend always used to go on about Zidane, and I know she liked him. Don't think he was a striker though. Was he any good?" One of the best to ever play the game but never played in The Premier League. | |||
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"£110m for Caicedo wtf......£105.5m profit...
It's close between Shearer and Heskey tbh. Aguero was good but I think he could have been so much better. Van Nistelroy was an animal, but Henry has to be up there!!
Shearer then Henry for me. If Shearer went to Man U instead of Newcastle it wouldn’t even be a debate."Love Shearer, really do. And his loyalty to Newcastle. But it's the other way round for me. But see elsewhere on the thread I'm supposed to be looking back over the last 100 years, so I'll just say I loved that Cliff Bastin. What a player. | |||
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"He might be off to Bayern Munich but what I want to know is who is the Prem’s greatest ever striker… And why is it Alan Shearer?" He could hold onto the ball and score somebody beat his record this year though mind but he was a prolific goal scorer, Harry Kane is only 30 so he's only 47 goals behind Shearer so should easily beat shearers record of 260 | |||
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"Never wanked off to a thread as much as this one. Well played men. "liar liar pants on fire | |||
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"Atm statistically it's haaland, admittedly that's only after 1 season, next is Henry with agureo 3rd. Shearer isn't even in the top 10. That's going by goals per game." we have to judge footballers but their ability, surely? And Henry is the best my a mile | |||
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"Atm statistically it's haaland, admittedly that's only after 1 season, next is Henry with agureo 3rd. Shearer isn't even in the top 10. That's going by goals per game.we have to judge footballers but their ability, surely? And Henry is the best my a mile" Footballers in general maybe judge by ability, but for purely strikers, surely putting the ball in the net is how to judge them?? | |||
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"I know nothing about football, but even I know Heskey was a carthorse in a field amongst thoroughbreds!" He literally had a chant about if he'd score a goal | |||
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"Atm statistically it's haaland, admittedly that's only after 1 season, next is Henry with agureo 3rd. Shearer isn't even in the top 10. That's going by goals per game.we have to judge footballers but their ability, surely? And Henry is the best my a mile Footballers in general maybe judge by ability, but for purely strikers, surely putting the ball in the net is how to judge them??" There’s no world in which Haaland is better than Arsenal Henry. Not for me. | |||
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"Dennis Bergkamp, end of chat. " I'm not an Arsenal fan but what was so great about Bergkamp? I get the qualities and can sum them up about the other strikers in this list but Bergkamp genuinely evades me | |||
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"Atm statistically it's haaland, admittedly that's only after 1 season, next is Henry with agureo 3rd. Shearer isn't even in the top 10. That's going by goals per game." That’s bait | |||
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"Atm statistically it's haaland, admittedly that's only after 1 season, next is Henry with agureo 3rd. Shearer isn't even in the top 10. That's going by goals per game.we have to judge footballers but their ability, surely? And Henry is the best my a mile Footballers in general maybe judge by ability, but for purely strikers, surely putting the ball in the net is how to judge them?? There’s no world in which Haaland is better than Arsenal Henry. Not for me. " A statistical world??, | |||
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"Atm statistically it's haaland, admittedly that's only after 1 season, next is Henry with agureo 3rd. Shearer isn't even in the top 10. That's going by goals per game.we have to judge footballers but their ability, surely? And Henry is the best my a mile Footballers in general maybe judge by ability, but for purely strikers, surely putting the ball in the net is how to judge them?? There’s no world in which Haaland is better than Arsenal Henry. Not for me. " Imagine how many goals Shearer or Henry would get in that team. | |||
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"Atm statistically it's haaland, admittedly that's only after 1 season, next is Henry with agureo 3rd. Shearer isn't even in the top 10. That's going by goals per game. That’s bait "Already got some nibbles | |||
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"Probably Darren Huckerby or Hamilton Ricard but I can't split them." Joelinton. The only striker to kick the ball off his own head. An absolute animal in midfield though. | |||
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"Dennis Bergkamp, end of chat. I'm not an Arsenal fan but what was so great about Bergkamp? I get the qualities and can sum them up about the other strikers in this list but Bergkamp genuinely evades me" Not an Arsenal fan either, but his positional play, movement on and off the ball and finishing was incredible. Sure, he was in a team of great players, but he was head and shoulders above the rest at his time. | |||
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"Probably Darren Huckerby or Hamilton Ricard but I can't split them. Joelinton. The only striker to kick the ball off his own head. An absolute animal in midfield though." Nice to have a home grown player like Joe Linton in the side though. And they'll all be trying the kick onto the head trick this season. | |||
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"Probably Darren Huckerby or Hamilton Ricard but I can't split them. Joelinton. The only striker to kick the ball off his own head. An absolute animal in midfield though. Nice to have a home grown player like Joe Linton in the side though. And they'll all be trying the kick onto the head trick this season." I forgot about Marians Pahars! This is too difficult. | |||
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"Probably Darren Huckerby or Hamilton Ricard but I can't split them. Joelinton. The only striker to kick the ball off his own head. An absolute animal in midfield though. Nice to have a home grown player like Joe Linton in the side though. And they'll all be trying the kick onto the head trick this season. I forgot about Marians Pahars! This is too difficult." Nicklas Bendtner. | |||
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"Probably Darren Huckerby or Hamilton Ricard but I can't split them. Joelinton. The only striker to kick the ball off his own head. An absolute animal in midfield though. Nice to have a home grown player like Joe Linton in the side though. And they'll all be trying the kick onto the head trick this season. I forgot about Marians Pahars! This is too difficult. Nicklas Bendtner. " Great shout | |||
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"Dennis Bergkamp, end of chat. I'm not an Arsenal fan but what was so great about Bergkamp? I get the qualities and can sum them up about the other strikers in this list but Bergkamp genuinely evades me Not an Arsenal fan either, but his positional play, movement on and off the ball and finishing was incredible. Sure, he was in a team of great players, but he was head and shoulders above the rest at his time. " I liked Bergkamp but he wasn’t even the best striker in that team. | |||
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"Probably Darren Huckerby or Hamilton Ricard but I can't split them. Joelinton. The only striker to kick the ball off his own head. An absolute animal in midfield though. Nice to have a home grown player like Joe Linton in the side though. And they'll all be trying the kick onto the head trick this season. I forgot about Marians Pahars! This is too difficult. Nicklas Bendtner. Great shout" Actually fuck him. He kicked a few wing mirrors off in Newcastle when he played for Sunderland. | |||
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"Probably Darren Huckerby or Hamilton Ricard but I can't split them. Joelinton. The only striker to kick the ball off his own head. An absolute animal in midfield though. Nice to have a home grown player like Joe Linton in the side though. And they'll all be trying the kick onto the head trick this season. I forgot about Marians Pahars! This is too difficult. Nicklas Bendtner. Great shout Actually fuck him. He kicked a few wing mirrors off in Newcastle when he played for Sunderland." That actually makes him Sunderland's most accurate finisher of all time. | |||
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"Probably Darren Huckerby or Hamilton Ricard but I can't split them. Joelinton. The only striker to kick the ball off his own head. An absolute animal in midfield though. Nice to have a home grown player like Joe Linton in the side though. And they'll all be trying the kick onto the head trick this season. I forgot about Marians Pahars! This is too difficult. Nicklas Bendtner. Great shout Actually fuck him. He kicked a few wing mirrors off in Newcastle when he played for Sunderland. That actually makes him Sunderland's most accurate finisher of all time." I dunno. Chris Coleman did a good job | |||
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"Probably Darren Huckerby or Hamilton Ricard but I can't split them. Joelinton. The only striker to kick the ball off his own head. An absolute animal in midfield though." Are forgetting the Javier Hernandez tap in against Chelsea?
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"Probably Darren Huckerby or Hamilton Ricard but I can't split them. Joelinton. The only striker to kick the ball off his own head. An absolute animal in midfield though. Are forgetting the Javier Hernandez tap in against Chelsea?
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"Dennis Bergkamp, end of chat. I'm not an Arsenal fan but what was so great about Bergkamp? I get the qualities and can sum them up about the other strikers in this list but Bergkamp genuinely evades me" Really? I wouldn't class him as an out and out striker so hadn't factored him in, but he was a beautiful player... | |||
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"Dennis Bergkamp, end of chat. I'm not an Arsenal fan but what was so great about Bergkamp? I get the qualities and can sum them up about the other strikers in this list but Bergkamp genuinely evades me Really? I wouldn't class him as an out and out striker so hadn't factored him in, but he was a beautiful player..." I didn't think he was either, I thought he played just behind the striker but I suppose I understand the hype in terms of being a silky player in an era where that was a rarity. | |||
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"I’ll add Papiss Cisse. That half a season after he signed he was unstoppable." That outside the boot half volley against Chelsea was just *chef's kiss* | |||
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"I’ll add Papiss Cisse. That half a season after he signed he was unstoppable. That outside the boot half volley against Chelsea was just *chef's kiss*" His first goal doesn’t get the credit it deserves because the second was so outrageous. | |||
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"I’ll add Papiss Cisse. That half a season after he signed he was unstoppable." He’s no Nico Anelka in the half season at Bolton before he went to Chelsea | |||
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"I’ll add Papiss Cisse. That half a season after he signed he was unstoppable. He’s no Nico Anelka in the half season at Bolton before he went to Chelsea" But Cisse did it with a smile. | |||
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"What do we think to Man United legend and Premier League winner Michael Owen? "Prick. Him, not you. | |||
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"What do we think to Man United legend and Premier League winner Michael Owen?
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"What do we think to Man United legend and Premier League winner Michael Owen?
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"Clive Allen, 49 goals in a season. " The main man in the team of the 80s. But sadly not qualified for this thread. | |||
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"Clive Allen, 49 goals in a season. " Unfortunately OP said prem league or I would of said jimmy greaves | |||
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"The market is in a state and Chelsea have a lot to answer for because Enzo for £100m + has inflated EVERYTHING. The numbers being discussed for Caicedo and Lavia are crazy and they’ll both get moves this summer" Exactly. 100mil being the going rate for a CDM is mental! | |||
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"The market is in a state and Chelsea have a lot to answer for because Enzo for £100m + has inflated EVERYTHING. The numbers being discussed for Caicedo and Lavia are crazy and they’ll both get moves this summer Exactly. 100mil being the going rate for a CDM is mental! " But it’s oil money ruining football  | |||
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"Best striker currently or from when ever ?" Since the inception of the premier league. | |||
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"The market is in a state and Chelsea have a lot to answer for because Enzo for £100m + has inflated EVERYTHING. The numbers being discussed for Caicedo and Lavia are crazy and they’ll both get moves this summer" Lavia for £50M I understand. Enzo i think was inflated because of the fact it was January. There’s an element of it just being an English football problem. Bellingham seems to be a steal. | |||
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"The market is in a state and Chelsea have a lot to answer for because Enzo for £100m + has inflated EVERYTHING. The numbers being discussed for Caicedo and Lavia are crazy and they’ll both get moves this summer" Sancho £72m Maguire £78m Grealish £100m I don't think you can lay the blame at Chelsea's door | |||
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"The market is in a state and Chelsea have a lot to answer for because Enzo for £100m + has inflated EVERYTHING. The numbers being discussed for Caicedo and Lavia are crazy and they’ll both get moves this summer Sancho £72m Maguire £78m Grealish £100m I don't think you can lay the blame at Chelsea's door" English player tax for all three. Inevitable in England theyre worth more. Bellingham would go for £200M if an English club wanted him. He’s more marketable here I think. Sancho same. They make so much money for these clubs. Same with Sterling to Chelsea. All about marketing. | |||
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