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Reasons to be cheerful, 1,2,3.
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1, Newbury Retro Festival, this weekend.
2, Taking my girl on surprise campervan trip, weekend after Retro.
3, Twinwood festival weekend, two weeks time.
What's your reason to be cheerful?
Let's have a bit of positivity for a change. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. I stink of smoke, I like the smell of smoke. I don't smoke btw.
2. I'm going for a shower soon. I like showers. I need a shower, see point 1.
3. I have no work tomorrow. I have no work for the next 24 days.
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
1: feeling more human than this
morning.
2: either I'm spending the day
with my babies tomorrow or I
have a day to myself.
3: I had a funny dream
involving 1 Direction last
night and it's made me
laugh today. |
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"1: feeling more human than this
morning.
2: either I'm spending the day
with my babies tomorrow or I
have a day to myself.
3: I had a funny dream
involving 1 Direction last
night and it's made me
laugh today. "
The first 2 are wholesome, but can't just drop 3 and leave without describing the dream! |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"1: feeling more human than this
morning.
2: either I'm spending the day
with my babies tomorrow or I
have a day to myself.
3: I had a funny dream
involving 1 Direction last
night and it's made me
laugh today.
The first 2 are wholesome, but can't just drop 3 and leave without describing the dream!"
It was kind of like a Beatles film where they're in a scene.
Harry turned up at my flat for something to eat one evening then Niall, Louie and Liam turned up-they were all quite young still.
Zane turned up last and said he'd waved at some girls in the flats opposite.
I said what did you do that for you twat, theres a party going on over there and now they know where you are.
As the rest of 1D started shouting at him for being stupid we heard huge screams from the party as the girls told everyone who they saw.
A minute later there was a knock on the door, which I opened and found loads of teenage girls outside-including two of my own daughters who looked nothing like my real daughters.
They were screaming that 1Direction were in my flat and I assured them they were wrong.
Then, all the boys walked out of the flat wearing prosthetics on their faces, and wigs.
One had a huge nose and looked like Abraham Lincoln and one looked like Elvis.
As they left I dragged my daughter's inside and said you should have known better.. |
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"1: feeling more human than this
morning.
2: either I'm spending the day
with my babies tomorrow or I
have a day to myself.
3: I had a funny dream
involving 1 Direction last
night and it's made me
laugh today.
The first 2 are wholesome, but can't just drop 3 and leave without describing the dream!
It was kind of like a Beatles film where they're in a scene.
Harry turned up at my flat for something to eat one evening then Niall, Louie and Liam turned up-they were all quite young still.
Zane turned up last and said he'd waved at some girls in the flats opposite.
I said what did you do that for you twat, theres a party going on over there and now they know where you are.
As the rest of 1D started shouting at him for being stupid we heard huge screams from the party as the girls told everyone who they saw.
A minute later there was a knock on the door, which I opened and found loads of teenage girls outside-including two of my own daughters who looked nothing like my real daughters.
They were screaming that 1Direction were in my flat and I assured them they were wrong.
Then, all the boys walked out of the flat wearing prosthetics on their faces, and wigs.
One had a huge nose and looked like Abraham Lincoln and one looked like Elvis.
As they left I dragged my daughter's inside and said you should have known better.."
Wow, talk about creativity! Zayn messed it up for you haha. And imagining daughters who look nothing like yours is seriously impressive. The face masks remind me of that Bob Mortimer story on WILTY where the boys went to see the gulf stream! |
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