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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
Had this conversation earlier with someone. Would you sleep in an abandoned derelict hotel (say at least 5 years) in the middle of nowhere with over 100 rooms...
For £100 per night.
Seriously though. Cause I would shit my pants. |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
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"Alone?
What condition is the place in?
Possibly. But chances are, no. "
5 years, so I imagine there's creaking and possibly damp. And yes either alone or with a partner. I actually think a partner would freak me out more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've stayed in bothys in the middle of nowhere in thunderstorms and snow with no food or water and tents and caves and all the rest of it in days past. A big mansion sounds great lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No one else?
This sounds like heaven, though, I have watched the shining a few times...ah fuck it, sure.
I don't think you would "
You're probably right.
I would if I could take a guy with me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No one else?
This sounds like heaven, though, I have watched the shining a few times...ah fuck it, sure.
I don't think you would
Oh I'm not if Jeffrey is. Talk about fearing for my own safety "
Here's Jeffrey!! Nah it doesn't work. |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"It sounds like would you sleep in a police station cell for £100 a night "
No because that's stationed and manned and people are there.
I cannot emphasize enough how it's a huge old hotel alone nothing around. All those rooms. There would be noises happening. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would. Why would you be scared?
Yes. I don't believe in ghosts or shit but my mind would be fucking me bad  "
That's what silly movies do to people. I don't watch any of that shit. I've seen ghosts though. Twice. Not scary in the least in reality. Actually they were beautiful experiences. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It sounds like would you sleep in a police station cell for £100 a night
No because that's stationed and manned and people are there.
I cannot emphasize enough how it's a huge old hotel alone nothing around. All those rooms. There would be noises happening. "
Would you do it if someone went with you? |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"It sounds like would you sleep in a police station cell for £100 a night
No because that's stationed and manned and people are there.
I cannot emphasize enough how it's a huge old hotel alone nothing around. All those rooms. There would be noises happening.
Would you do it if someone went with you? "
I think that would make it worse! Really picture the scene. 2 people just means that you're gonna rile each other up and be like 'did you hear that?' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Also you get paid to stay there. It's pretty clear... "
So ... a tiny shitty bedsit, noisy druggy violent neighbours... or peace and quiet in the country in a massive mansion and getting paid for it.
The reasons you have for not doing it are not reality based. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It sounds like would you sleep in a police station cell for £100 a night
No because that's stationed and manned and people are there.
I cannot emphasize enough how it's a huge old hotel alone nothing around. All those rooms. There would be noises happening.
Would you do it if someone went with you?
I think that would make it worse! Really picture the scene. 2 people just means that you're gonna rile each other up and be like 'did you hear that?' "
I'm a tranny as well... Be like Norman Bates all over again lol. |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Also you get paid to stay there. It's pretty clear...
So ... a tiny shitty bedsit, noisy druggy violent neighbours... or peace and quiet in the country in a massive mansion and getting paid for it.
The reasons you have for not doing it are not reality based. "
Fear is real. Scarecrow exists in Batman for a reason |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"It sounds like would you sleep in a police station cell for £100 a night
No because that's stationed and manned and people are there.
I cannot emphasize enough how it's a huge old hotel alone nothing around. All those rooms. There would be noises happening.
Would you do it if someone went with you?
I think that would make it worse! Really picture the scene. 2 people just means that you're gonna rile each other up and be like 'did you hear that?'
I'm a tranny as well... Be like Norman Bates all over again lol."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Also you get paid to stay there. It's pretty clear...
So ... a tiny shitty bedsit, noisy druggy violent neighbours... or peace and quiet in the country in a massive mansion and getting paid for it.
The reasons you have for not doing it are not reality based.
Fear is real. Scarecrow exists in Batman for a reason "
It is real but it's all in your mind. There is no fear in the kosmos in reality! But yes, im scared of things too, just not old mansions in the middle of nowhere. |
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I'd do it no problem if I had someone there with me.
On my own, no.
I stayed in a few hotels during covid (for work) where I was the only guest and even though there were one or two members of staff it was fucking eerie  |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Also you get paid to stay there. It's pretty clear...
So ... a tiny shitty bedsit, noisy druggy violent neighbours... or peace and quiet in the country in a massive mansion and getting paid for it.
The reasons you have for not doing it are not reality based.
Fear is real. Scarecrow exists in Batman for a reason
It is real but it's all in your mind. There is no fear in the kosmos in reality! But yes, im scared of things too, just not old mansions in the middle of nowhere."
I mean there could be crazy psycho killers. It's a big place... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It sounds like would you sleep in a police station cell for £100 a night
No because that's stationed and manned and people are there.
I cannot emphasize enough how it's a huge old hotel alone nothing around. All those rooms. There would be noises happening.
Would you do it if someone went with you?
I think that would make it worse! Really picture the scene. 2 people just means that you're gonna rile each other up and be like 'did you hear that?'
I'm a tranny as well... Be like Norman Bates all over again lol. "
I lived in Canada years back and the house there had some strange things going on... The only place ive ever been where that has happened... Definitely something nasty in that place. |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I'd do it no problem if I had someone there with me.
On my own, no.
I stayed in a few hotels during covid (for work) where I was the only guest and even though there were one or two members of staff it was fucking eerie "
I once got put up by work in a country hotel where I was in the only room in the fucking LOFT and all I could hear was a child giggling |
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"I once got put up by work in a country hotel where I was in the only room in the fucking LOFT and all I could hear was a child giggling "
Naa fuck that I'd drive to a services and sleep in the car. I used to be fine in any hotel but that spell during lockdown sent me a bit west about being on my own in a hotel and now I hate it. |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I once got put up by work in a country hotel where I was in the only room in the fucking LOFT and all I could hear was a child giggling
Naa fuck that I'd drive to a services and sleep in the car. I used to be fine in any hotel but that spell during lockdown sent me a bit west about being on my own in a hotel and now I hate it. "
It was when it was busy and it was a shit hotel so I'm guessing it was bad sound proofing but it was still one of the worst nights I have ever endured. And there was nothing else around |
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By *ickD80Man
over a year ago
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When you say derelict I imagine all the windows smashed in, doors off the hinges etc..if it was secure (as in all access doors and all windows can be locked) and there was heating to keep it warm during the winter then absolutely I would, the number of rooms doesn’t bother me, I’d just live in the few rooms I need to use, I don’t believe in ghosts etc so the only thing I would be worried about would be someone (an actual person) breaking in but there’s that risk anywhere, and luckily there aren’t that many people who do things like breaking into a property and assaulting whoever’s in there for no reason. And being in the middle of nowhere means that someone would really have to go out of their way to get there so if they’re going to pick somewhere at random they’ll probably pick somewhere that’s easier to get to, a house can be isolated without needing to be in the middle of nowhere.
The main thing that I wouldn’t like would be the inconvenience….being in the middle of no where means there’s no local shop, no local pub etc….imagine getting home and realising you’d ran out of toilet paper but forgotten to buy some on the way home and having to drive back miles to get to the shop….or having to manage without… |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
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"When you say derelict I imagine all the windows smashed in, doors off the hinges etc..if it was secure (as in all access doors and all windows can be locked) and there was heating to keep it warm during the winter then absolutely I would, the number of rooms doesn’t bother me, I’d just live in the few rooms I need to use, I don’t believe in ghosts etc so the only thing I would be worried about would be someone (an actual person) breaking in but there’s that risk anywhere, and luckily there aren’t that many people who do things like breaking into a property and assaulting whoever’s in there for no reason. And being in the middle of nowhere means that someone would really have to go out of their way to get there so if they’re going to pick somewhere at random they’ll probably pick somewhere that’s easier to get to, a house can be isolated without needing to be in the middle of nowhere.
The main thing that I wouldn’t like would be the inconvenience….being in the middle of no where means there’s no local shop, no local pub etc….imagine getting home and realising you’d ran out of toilet paper but forgotten to buy some on the way home and having to drive back miles to get to the shop….or having to manage without…"
That's logical thinking.
The problem is when you think illogically in the moment of shit what was that noise?
Windows all good. No heating though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If there was power, water, fridge freezer and they delivered my groceries - sure, why not...
It's derelict in the middle of nowhere so no, there's none of that "
So we have to get our own meat?
Have to get meself a good axe for starters... Then grow a beard... Like that nice man in the Amityville film... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you say derelict I imagine all the windows smashed in, doors off the hinges etc..if it was secure (as in all access doors and all windows can be locked) and there was heating to keep it warm during the winter then absolutely I would, the number of rooms doesn’t bother me, I’d just live in the few rooms I need to use, I don’t believe in ghosts etc so the only thing I would be worried about would be someone (an actual person) breaking in but there’s that risk anywhere, and luckily there aren’t that many people who do things like breaking into a property and assaulting whoever’s in there for no reason. And being in the middle of nowhere means that someone would really have to go out of their way to get there so if they’re going to pick somewhere at random they’ll probably pick somewhere that’s easier to get to, a house can be isolated without needing to be in the middle of nowhere.
The main thing that I wouldn’t like would be the inconvenience….being in the middle of no where means there’s no local shop, no local pub etc….imagine getting home and realising you’d ran out of toilet paper but forgotten to buy some on the way home and having to drive back miles to get to the shop….or having to manage without…"
Just use your hand... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If there was power, water, fridge freezer and they delivered my groceries - sure, why not...
It's derelict in the middle of nowhere so no, there's none of that "
Brucey, I'd probably burn the place down trying to start a log fire to keep warm, chances are the hotel wouldn't exist after one week let alone 5 years.
Also, without food and water no amount of money would be enticing since what good is money if we are dying of starvation with no means of access to nutrients...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If there was power, water, fridge freezer and they delivered my groceries - sure, why not...
It's derelict in the middle of nowhere so no, there's none of that
Brucey, I'd probably burn the place down trying to start a log fire to keep warm, chances are the hotel wouldn't exist after one week let alone 5 years.
Also, without food and water no amount of money would be enticing since what good is money if we are dying of starvation with no means of access to nutrients...
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I know OP! This shithole of a mansion gets worse all the time! |
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By *ickD80Man
over a year ago
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"When you say derelict I imagine all the windows smashed in, doors off the hinges etc..if it was secure (as in all access doors and all windows can be locked) and there was heating to keep it warm during the winter then absolutely I would, the number of rooms doesn’t bother me, I’d just live in the few rooms I need to use, I don’t believe in ghosts etc so the only thing I would be worried about would be someone (an actual person) breaking in but there’s that risk anywhere, and luckily there aren’t that many people who do things like breaking into a property and assaulting whoever’s in there for no reason. And being in the middle of nowhere means that someone would really have to go out of their way to get there so if they’re going to pick somewhere at random they’ll probably pick somewhere that’s easier to get to, a house can be isolated without needing to be in the middle of nowhere.
The main thing that I wouldn’t like would be the inconvenience….being in the middle of no where means there’s no local shop, no local pub etc….imagine getting home and realising you’d ran out of toilet paper but forgotten to buy some on the way home and having to drive back miles to get to the shop….or having to manage without…
Just use your hand... "
Do you really think you could clean your ass with your hand? Do you mean just your hand or do you mean with your hand and some water?
I’d probably just get straight into the shower and wash my ass in there, I’ve actually done that before haha. I got caught out once when I used one of those portable toilets that they have at festivals etc…I didn’t check that there was toilet paper in there before using the toilet and discovered that there wasn’t any when it was too late….I took my socks off and used them….i didn’t put them back on afterwards though haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you say derelict I imagine all the windows smashed in, doors off the hinges etc..if it was secure (as in all access doors and all windows can be locked) and there was heating to keep it warm during the winter then absolutely I would, the number of rooms doesn’t bother me, I’d just live in the few rooms I need to use, I don’t believe in ghosts etc so the only thing I would be worried about would be someone (an actual person) breaking in but there’s that risk anywhere, and luckily there aren’t that many people who do things like breaking into a property and assaulting whoever’s in there for no reason. And being in the middle of nowhere means that someone would really have to go out of their way to get there so if they’re going to pick somewhere at random they’ll probably pick somewhere that’s easier to get to, a house can be isolated without needing to be in the middle of nowhere.
The main thing that I wouldn’t like would be the inconvenience….being in the middle of no where means there’s no local shop, no local pub etc….imagine getting home and realising you’d ran out of toilet paper but forgotten to buy some on the way home and having to drive back miles to get to the shop….or having to manage without…
Just use your hand...
Do you really think you could clean your ass with your hand? Do you mean just your hand or do you mean with your hand and some water?
I’d probably just get straight into the shower and wash my ass in there, I’ve actually done that before haha. I got caught out once when I used one of those portable toilets that they have at festivals etc…I didn’t check that there was toilet paper in there before using the toilet and discovered that there wasn’t any when it was too late….I took my socks off and used them….i didn’t put them back on afterwards though haha"
I found shit stained socks a few weeks ago when i was out walking lol! Good socks as well! Expensive!
He should have used some leaves or something... |
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"If there was power, water, fridge freezer and they delivered my groceries - sure, why not...
It's derelict in the middle of nowhere so no, there's none of that
Brucey, I'd probably burn the place down trying to start a log fire to keep warm, chances are the hotel wouldn't exist after one week let alone 5 years.
Also, without food and water no amount of money would be enticing since what good is money if we are dying of starvation with no means of access to nutrients...
I know OP! This shithole of a mansion gets worse all the time! "
I'm sorry, didn't mean to put a dampener on things...!
No toilet paper, sacré bleu |
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By *ickD80Man
over a year ago
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"When you say derelict I imagine all the windows smashed in, doors off the hinges etc..if it was secure (as in all access doors and all windows can be locked) and there was heating to keep it warm during the winter then absolutely I would, the number of rooms doesn’t bother me, I’d just live in the few rooms I need to use, I don’t believe in ghosts etc so the only thing I would be worried about would be someone (an actual person) breaking in but there’s that risk anywhere, and luckily there aren’t that many people who do things like breaking into a property and assaulting whoever’s in there for no reason. And being in the middle of nowhere means that someone would really have to go out of their way to get there so if they’re going to pick somewhere at random they’ll probably pick somewhere that’s easier to get to, a house can be isolated without needing to be in the middle of nowhere.
The main thing that I wouldn’t like would be the inconvenience….being in the middle of no where means there’s no local shop, no local pub etc….imagine getting home and realising you’d ran out of toilet paper but forgotten to buy some on the way home and having to drive back miles to get to the shop….or having to manage without…
Just use your hand...
Do you really think you could clean your ass with your hand? Do you mean just your hand or do you mean with your hand and some water?
I’d probably just get straight into the shower and wash my ass in there, I’ve actually done that before haha. I got caught out once when I used one of those portable toilets that they have at festivals etc…I didn’t check that there was toilet paper in there before using the toilet and discovered that there wasn’t any when it was too late….I took my socks off and used them….i didn’t put them back on afterwards though haha
I found shit stained socks a few weeks ago when i was out walking lol! Good socks as well! Expensive!
He should have used some leaves or something..."
Love that you got close enough to a shit-covered pair of socks to be able to tell what brand they are haha. Personally I’d prefer to use expensive socks than leaves, from my experience I can tell you that socks are actually excellent for cleaning your ass with, I put my hand inside them and rubbed away. The fact that they were slightly sweaty helped as well, like using a very damp cloth haha. I can’t imagine using leaves would be as successful…. |
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"When you say derelict I imagine all the windows smashed in, doors off the hinges etc..if it was secure (as in all access doors and all windows can be locked) and there was heating to keep it warm during the winter then absolutely I would, the number of rooms doesn’t bother me, I’d just live in the few rooms I need to use, I don’t believe in ghosts etc so the only thing I would be worried about would be someone (an actual person) breaking in but there’s that risk anywhere, and luckily there aren’t that many people who do things like breaking into a property and assaulting whoever’s in there for no reason. And being in the middle of nowhere means that someone would really have to go out of their way to get there so if they’re going to pick somewhere at random they’ll probably pick somewhere that’s easier to get to, a house can be isolated without needing to be in the middle of nowhere.
The main thing that I wouldn’t like would be the inconvenience….being in the middle of no where means there’s no local shop, no local pub etc….imagine getting home and realising you’d ran out of toilet paper but forgotten to buy some on the way home and having to drive back miles to get to the shop….or having to manage without…
Just use your hand...
Do you really think you could clean your ass with your hand? Do you mean just your hand or do you mean with your hand and some water?
I’d probably just get straight into the shower and wash my ass in there, I’ve actually done that before haha. I got caught out once when I used one of those portable toilets that they have at festivals etc…I didn’t check that there was toilet paper in there before using the toilet and discovered that there wasn’t any when it was too late….I took my socks off and used them….i didn’t put them back on afterwards though haha
I found shit stained socks a few weeks ago when i was out walking lol! Good socks as well! Expensive!
He should have used some leaves or something...
Love that you got close enough to a shit-covered pair of socks to be able to tell what brand they are haha. Personally I’d prefer to use expensive socks than leaves, from my experience I can tell you that socks are actually excellent for cleaning your ass with, I put my hand inside them and rubbed away. The fact that they were slightly sweaty helped as well, like using a very damp cloth haha. I can’t imagine using leaves would be as successful…."
Leaves are natures bog roll... Nothing like a nice thistle leaf to really penetrate the crack to remove the ass-crust. |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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Alone?
No. I’ve explored and done photoshoots in many abandoned buildings, churches, hospitals and slept in a few but never alone.
It’s even more scarier than sleeping out in the wild because your imagination runs with the history of the building. Plus your more likely to have people come by in the night. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had this conversation earlier with someone. Would you sleep in an abandoned derelict hotel (say at least 5 years) in the middle of nowhere with over 100 rooms...
For £100 per night.
Seriously though. Cause I would shit my pants."
Wheres the hard fiery Aries now??
I would do it for free,dare!! |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Had this conversation earlier with someone. Would you sleep in an abandoned derelict hotel (say at least 5 years) in the middle of nowhere with over 100 rooms...
For £100 per night.
Seriously though. Cause I would shit my pants."
I could move in permanently quite easily.
I'd get more sleep than I am now.
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"Had this conversation earlier with someone. Would you sleep in an abandoned derelict hotel (say at least 5 years) in the middle of nowhere with over 100 rooms...
For £100 per night.
Seriously though. Cause I would shit my pants."
Nope, sure there are others of the same description you can stay in for free. Why pay £100 for the pleasure? |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
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"Had this conversation earlier with someone. Would you sleep in an abandoned derelict hotel (say at least 5 years) in the middle of nowhere with over 100 rooms...
For £100 per night.
Seriously though. Cause I would shit my pants.
Wheres the hard fiery Aries now??
I would do it for free,dare!!"
Only for humans. Not ghouls. |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
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"Had this conversation earlier with someone. Would you sleep in an abandoned derelict hotel (say at least 5 years) in the middle of nowhere with over 100 rooms...
For £100 per night.
Seriously though. Cause I would shit my pants.
Nope, sure there are others of the same description you can stay in for free. Why pay £100 for the pleasure?"
You get paid. Sorry I thought I made that clear but reading OP - I did not. What a silly goose. |
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