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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Do you need to know the name of every person you do the sex with??

I don't mean one off random meets, you can talk to people for ages and not know their name, right?

I once knew a guy, hot as, had Dan on his profile, this is what he was in my head. Then he told me his real name, he wasn't so hot after that.

So does it make a difference to you? That hot woman you lust after that has some exotic fab name is actually called Deirdre. If the hot hunk of guy you have in your head as Ryan (obvs) is actually a Gary. Would it bother you? Am I just completely superficial? (That's rhetorical btw)

*No disrespect to any Deirdre's or Gary's on here, just my condolences.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling

It adds to it yes, but it's not like a name is a deal breaker.

I have to believe that for the sake of my own name!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It adds to it yes, but it's not like a name is a deal breaker.

I have to believe that for the sake of my own name! "

Do I know your name?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is this your way of telling us you have a shit name?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't think a name would make much difference to me to be honest. Without getting mushy, it's who they are that makes me want to meet them and a name isn't going to put me off.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I need a name.

It generally helps.

I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is this your way of telling us you have a shit name?"

Pretty much.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't think a name would make much difference to me to be honest. Without getting mushy, it's who they are that makes me want to meet them and a name isn't going to put me off."

If they have an actual name in their fab name, they will forever be that to me.

You know what I mean, Joe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I need a name.

It generally helps.

I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess."

Fab username suffice?

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"It adds to it yes, but it's not like a name is a deal breaker.

I have to believe that for the sake of my own name!

Do I know your name?"

Yes! ...well!...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Names are important. I think on here many use pseudonyms for themselves and I get that especially with people who are far more clever than I am using the internet to find people

It’s amazing if I swop numbers, and that’s rare, that people say what’s your real name, it’s

Jack!

Maybe I’m not savvy enough but more important I don’t think I’d answer if someone called me by a different name to mine.

So yes for me real names are important regardless of what they are

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It adds to it yes, but it's not like a name is a deal breaker.

I have to believe that for the sake of my own name!

Do I know your name?

Yes! ...well!...

"

Huh.

Do you know mine??

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"It adds to it yes, but it's not like a name is a deal breaker.

I have to believe that for the sake of my own name!

Do I know your name?

Yes! ...well!...

Huh.

Do you know mine??"

Jeff

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

I don't need to know...but I can name everyone I've had sex with.

Names don't put me off x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nope sometimes I haven’t even cought there names

club life and sanua life you know just exange a hello fuck and then walk off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I take your point Op.

Shouting out their name in the heat of passion can make or break the moment! Personally I think shouting "oh Wayne! Wayne! you sex god" is kind of filth!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't think a name would make much difference to me to be honest. Without getting mushy, it's who they are that makes me want to meet them and a name isn't going to put me off.

If they have an actual name in their fab name, they will forever be that to me.

You know what I mean, Joe?

"

It's probably better that way considering my actual one is way less sexy

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By * and R cple4Couple  over a year ago

swansea

If they have a fab name chances are that’s the name we will always know them by we are terrible with names anyway..Names don’t really bother us ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Edna.

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By *uckmonkeyMan  over a year ago

devon

If she was hot the name wouldn’t bother me…..

Would you be ok calling me _uckmonkey over a lunch date?

On a different path I’ve told people at my place of work a different name and they did wonder after a year why I never answered them when calling me…

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Names are important. I think on here many use pseudonyms for themselves and I get that especially with people who are far more clever than I am using the internet to find people

It’s amazing if I swop numbers, and that’s rare, that people say what’s your real name, it’s

Jack!

Maybe I’m not savvy enough but more important I don’t think I’d answer if someone called me by a different name to mine.

So yes for me real names are important regardless of what they are "

I've talked to guys for months, some even years and I still don't know their name. And I find it weird if people call me by my name when talking, people like to do that a lot on here.

It's like hey xxxx, how are you xxxx. So xxxx what have you been doing today. It's a 2-way conversation , I get you're talking to me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Doris? Ethel? Phyllis?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't need to know...but I can name everyone I've had sex with.

Names don't put me off x"

Ah they do me unfortunately.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It adds to it yes, but it's not like a name is a deal breaker.

I have to believe that for the sake of my own name!

Do I know your name?

Yes! ...well!...

Huh.

Do you know mine??

Jeff"

Jeffrey

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling

A lot of the time the sexyness of a name is due to association more than the name itself.

That tv show character, movie character, actor, old crush had X name and subconsciously we link back to that.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"I don't think a name would make much difference to me to be honest. Without getting mushy, it's who they are that makes me want to meet them and a name isn't going to put me off.

If they have an actual name in their fab name, they will forever be that to me.

You know what I mean, Joe?

It's probably better that way considering my actual one is way less sexy "

I'm sure it's not ....

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By *ellhungvweMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham

I do know everyone’s name but in my head pretty much everyone is their fabname. There are one or two people I know by their real name - usually single ladies - but that is not the norm for me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Names are important. I think on here many use pseudonyms for themselves and I get that especially with people who are far more clever than I am using the internet to find people

It’s amazing if I swop numbers, and that’s rare, that people say what’s your real name, it’s

Jack!

Maybe I’m not savvy enough but more important I don’t think I’d answer if someone called me by a different name to mine.

So yes for me real names are important regardless of what they are

I've talked to guys for months, some even years and I still don't know their name. And I find it weird if people call me by my name when talking, people like to do that a lot on here.

It's like hey xxxx, how are you xxxx. So xxxx what have you been doing today. It's a 2-way conversation , I get you're talking to me. "

But I’d imagine if they do that on here it’s because they know you well enough to know your real name and as no one else does then it makes them feel within an “inner circle” that they do so overuse it

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"I do know everyone’s name but in my head pretty much everyone is their fabname. There are one or two people I know by their real name - usually single ladies - but that is not the norm for me."

Don't think you know mine lol

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By *ellhungvweMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham


"I do know everyone’s name but in my head pretty much everyone is their fabname. There are one or two people I know by their real name - usually single ladies - but that is not the norm for me.

Don't think you know mine lol"

That because we haven’t spoken

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"I do know everyone’s name but in my head pretty much everyone is their fabname. There are one or two people I know by their real name - usually single ladies - but that is not the norm for me.

Don't think you know mine lol

That because we haven’t spoken "

Stranger danger!

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden

I need to know their names because I'm weary of entering serial numbers - taken from their tattoos on their derrière - into my spreadsheet of every woman I've bonked on here.

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By *ellhungvweMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham


"I need to know their names because I'm weary of entering serial numbers - taken from their tattoos on their derrière - into my spreadsheet of every woman I've bonked on here."

Use the barcode scanner. It’s quicker.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I need to know their names because I'm weary of entering serial numbers - taken from their tattoos on their derrière - into my spreadsheet of every woman I've bonked on here."

You need a whole spreadsheet for so few?

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I need to know their names because I'm weary of entering serial numbers - taken from their tattoos on their derrière - into my spreadsheet of every woman I've bonked on here.

·

Use the barcode scanner. It’s quicker."

This is a genius idea!

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I need to know their names because I'm weary of entering serial numbers - taken from their tattoos on their derrière - into my spreadsheet of every woman I've bonked on here.

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You need a whole spreadsheet for so few?"

Indeed. However, it's a few more than most.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I take your point Op.

Shouting out their name in the heat of passion can make or break the moment! Personally I think shouting "oh Wayne! Wayne! you sex god" is kind of filth! "

I'd slip up and call them waynetta. Still hot right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't think a name would make much difference to me to be honest. Without getting mushy, it's who they are that makes me want to meet them and a name isn't going to put me off.

If they have an actual name in their fab name, they will forever be that to me.

You know what I mean, Joe?

It's probably better that way considering my actual one is way less sexy "

I'd rather be called Joe than my real name.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I need to know their names because I'm weary of entering serial numbers - taken from their tattoos on their derrière - into my spreadsheet of every woman I've bonked on here.

Use the barcode scanner. It’s quicker."

Depends if you work at Tesco or Aldi.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"Do you need to know the name of every person you do the sex with??

I don't mean one off random meets, you can talk to people for ages and not know their name, right?

I once knew a guy, hot as, had Dan on his profile, this is what he was in my head. Then he told me his real name, he wasn't so hot after that.

So does it make a difference to you? That hot woman you lust after that has some exotic fab name is actually called Deirdre. If the hot hunk of guy you have in your head as Ryan (obvs) is actually a Gary. Would it bother you? Am I just completely superficial? (That's rhetorical btw)

*No disrespect to any Deirdre's or Gary's on here, just my condolences.

"

If its a nice name will keep if not I'll just make up one I thinks right for them .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sharon? Bertha? Janet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sharon? Bertha? Janet?"

So close.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Names are important. I think on here many use pseudonyms for themselves and I get that especially with people who are far more clever than I am using the internet to find people

It’s amazing if I swop numbers, and that’s rare, that people say what’s your real name, it’s

Jack!

Maybe I’m not savvy enough but more important I don’t think I’d answer if someone called me by a different name to mine.

So yes for me real names are important regardless of what they are

I've talked to guys for months, some even years and I still don't know their name. And I find it weird if people call me by my name when talking, people like to do that a lot on here.

It's like hey xxxx, how are you xxxx. So xxxx what have you been doing today. It's a 2-way conversation , I get you're talking to me.

But I’d imagine if they do that on here it’s because they know you well enough to know your real name and as no one else does then it makes them feel within an “inner circle” that they do so overuse it "

Or they just caught me at a weak moment.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"Sharon? Bertha? Janet?

So close."

Sherbet?

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By *ellhungvweMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Sharon? Bertha? Janet?

So close."

I have her down as a Gertrude.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sharon? Bertha? Janet?

So close.

I have her down as a Gertrude."

I can work with that.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling

Moaning Myrtle!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To answer your question... I've talked to people from Fab, off Fab for ages without know their name. Or without remembering their name at least. It's confusing when people have two names.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"I do know everyone’s name but in my head pretty much everyone is their fabname. There are one or two people I know by their real name - usually single ladies - but that is not the norm for me.

Don't think you know mine lol

That because we haven’t spoken "

Well then you can't know everyone's name lol.. hello btw

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Do you need to know the name of every person you do the sex with??

I don't mean one off random meets, you can talk to people for ages and not know their name, right?

I once knew a guy, hot as, had Dan on his profile, this is what he was in my head. Then he told me his real name, he wasn't so hot after that.

So does it make a difference to you? That hot woman you lust after that has some exotic fab name is actually called Deirdre. If the hot hunk of guy you have in your head as Ryan (obvs) is actually a Gary. Would it bother you? Am I just completely superficial? (That's rhetorical btw)

*No disrespect to any Deirdre's or Gary's on here, just my condolences.

"

Wonder what brought this thought on

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"I do know everyone’s name but in my head pretty much everyone is their fabname. There are one or two people I know by their real name - usually single ladies - but that is not the norm for me.

Don't think you know mine lol

That because we haven’t spoken

Stranger danger! "

Oh I like strange... beats normal lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Moaning Myrtle! "

This was very nearly my username

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"To answer your question... I've talked to people from Fab, off Fab for ages without know their name. Or without remembering their name at least. It's confusing when people have two names."

Isn't it just Dave.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do you need to know the name of every person you do the sex with??

I don't mean one off random meets, you can talk to people for ages and not know their name, right?

I once knew a guy, hot as, had Dan on his profile, this is what he was in my head. Then he told me his real name, he wasn't so hot after that.

So does it make a difference to you? That hot woman you lust after that has some exotic fab name is actually called Deirdre. If the hot hunk of guy you have in your head as Ryan (obvs) is actually a Gary. Would it bother you? Am I just completely superficial? (That's rhetorical btw)

*No disrespect to any Deirdre's or Gary's on here, just my condolences.

Wonder what brought this thought on "

No idea Brucey

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Do you need to know the name of every person you do the sex with??

I don't mean one off random meets, you can talk to people for ages and not know their name, right?

I once knew a guy, hot as, had Dan on his profile, this is what he was in my head. Then he told me his real name, he wasn't so hot after that.

So does it make a difference to you? That hot woman you lust after that has some exotic fab name is actually called Deirdre. If the hot hunk of guy you have in your head as Ryan (obvs) is actually a Gary. Would it bother you? Am I just completely superficial? (That's rhetorical btw)

*No disrespect to any Deirdre's or Gary's on here, just my condolences.

Wonder what brought this thought on

No idea Brucey "

*We* were chatting about this earlier. It shouldn't matter but for me it kinda can sway a maybe to a no

I know it shouldn't though and we all live in different generations. But for some id rather call them their fab username nicknames - like she's 'coyotes' or 'raven' to me

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By *anderingArtistMan  over a year ago

an abstract world

Names don't massively bother me. For example OP, you'll always be Lilith. I don't think I even want to know your name.

My memory associates people with their username so I'm happy sticking with that.

If someone wanted to exchange names it wouldn't bother me but I don't necessarily view it as a necessity.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Names don't massively bother me. For example OP, you'll always be Lilith. I don't think I even want to know your name.

My memory associates people with their username so I'm happy sticking with that.

If someone wanted to exchange names it wouldn't bother me but I don't necessarily view it as a necessity."

After the erm, well you know, I don't need to know your name. I'm just happy

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I like names. If yours is a pseudonym that’s fine. It’s still a name.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

Maybe I should change mine to Sue-da-nim lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do you need to know the name of every person you do the sex with??

I don't mean one off random meets, you can talk to people for ages and not know their name, right?

I once knew a guy, hot as, had Dan on his profile, this is what he was in my head. Then he told me his real name, he wasn't so hot after that.

So does it make a difference to you? That hot woman you lust after that has some exotic fab name is actually called Deirdre. If the hot hunk of guy you have in your head as Ryan (obvs) is actually a Gary. Would it bother you? Am I just completely superficial? (That's rhetorical btw)

*No disrespect to any Deirdre's or Gary's on here, just my condolences.

Wonder what brought this thought on

No idea Brucey

*We* were chatting about this earlier. It shouldn't matter but for me it kinda can sway a maybe to a no

I know it shouldn't though and we all live in different generations. But for some id rather call them their fab username nicknames - like she's 'coyotes' or 'raven' to me "

Oh it'd sway to a no quicker than you can make another thread.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't think a name would make much difference to me to be honest. Without getting mushy, it's who they are that makes me want to meet them and a name isn't going to put me off.

If they have an actual name in their fab name, they will forever be that to me.

You know what I mean, Joe?

It's probably better that way considering my actual one is way less sexy

I'd rather be called Joe than my real name."

I'm sure it's not that bad Ethel

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I like names. If yours is a pseudonym that’s fine. It’s still a name."

I have lots to pick from.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Maybe I should change mine to Sue-da-nim lol"
you know people would just call you Sue.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I have lots to pick from."

If you genuinely want me to call you ‘Ugly’ in the heat of the moment, we have bigger issues to worry about.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Maybe I should change mine to Sue-da-nim lolyou know people would just call you Sue."

There's worse things to be called lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have lots to pick from.

If you genuinely want me to call you ‘Ugly’ in the heat of the moment, we have bigger issues to worry about."

We do, the fact you went for ugly instead of coyote for one...

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"We do, the fact you went for ugly instead of coyote for one..."

You’re not a coyote until you show me that you can dance.

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Do you need to know the name of every person you do the sex with??

I don't mean one off random meets, you can talk to people for ages and not know their name, right?

I once knew a guy, hot as, had Dan on his profile, this is what he was in my head. Then he told me his real name, he wasn't so hot after that.

So does it make a difference to you? That hot woman you lust after that has some exotic fab name is actually called Deirdre. If the hot hunk of guy you have in your head as Ryan (obvs) is actually a Gary. Would it bother you? Am I just completely superficial? (That's rhetorical btw)

*No disrespect to any Deirdre's or Gary's on here, just my condolences.

Wonder what brought this thought on

No idea Brucey

*We* were chatting about this earlier. It shouldn't matter but for me it kinda can sway a maybe to a no

I know it shouldn't though and we all live in different generations. But for some id rather call them their fab username nicknames - like she's 'coyotes' or 'raven' to me

Oh it'd sway to a no quicker than you can make another thread."

Yeah I'm not chasing your name anymore. I believe you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We do, the fact you went for ugly instead of coyote for one...

You’re not a coyote until you show me that you can dance."

Oh I can dance

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling

Her name is Jeffrey! This has been established.

Well one of her personalities is.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Oh I can dance"

I said show me.

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London

If anyone is called clive here I will give them a blowjob.

Step forward Clive's. Don't listen to the haters.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh I can dance

I said show me. "

It's 11 o'clock man

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By *phialtesMan  over a year ago

Beyond the Wall

Not much. Its a bit superficial to judge people based in their name.

Depending on the screen name they use and how like a name it is, I may use their profile name, their real name or a mix of the two.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not much. Its a bit superficial to judge people based in their name.

Depending on the screen name they use and how like a name it is, I may use their profile name, their real name or a mix of the two."

Oh it's very superficial, but hey ho.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To answer your question... I've talked to people from Fab, off Fab for ages without know their name. Or without remembering their name at least. It's confusing when people have two names.

Isn't it just Dave."

Ermm... it's Derek actually.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If anyone is called clive here I will give them a blowjob.

Step forward Clive's. Don't listen to the haters."

I'll pay someone to change their name to Clive.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"If anyone is called clive here I will give them a blowjob.

Step forward Clive's. Don't listen to the haters."

I know a Clive! So thankfully I dodged that bullet

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"To answer your question... I've talked to people from Fab, off Fab for ages without know their name. Or without remembering their name at least. It's confusing when people have two names.

Isn't it just Dave.

Ermm... it's Derek actually."

I was close

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"If anyone is called clive here I will give them a blowjob.

Step forward Clive's. Don't listen to the haters.

I'll pay someone to change their name to Clive."

I'd rather you paid me to give the blowjob to be honest...

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By *anderingArtistMan  over a year ago

an abstract world


" After the erm, well you know, I don't need to know your name. I'm just happy "

I'll take a happy feeling. No names it is. Don't ever ask. If you ever want to call me something you can make something up which references the thing

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


" After the erm, well you know, I don't need to know your name. I'm just happy

I'll take a happy feeling. No names it is. Don't ever ask. If you ever want to call me something you can make something up which references the thing "

....Clive?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" After the erm, well you know, I don't need to know your name. I'm just happy

I'll take a happy feeling. No names it is. Don't ever ask. If you ever want to call me something you can make something up which references the thing

....Clive?"

In

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By *anderingArtistMan  over a year ago

an abstract world


" After the erm, well you know, I don't need to know your name. I'm just happy

I'll take a happy feeling. No names it is. Don't ever ask. If you ever want to call me something you can make something up which references the thing

....Clive?"

Nailed it. Get on your knees Garth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" After the erm, well you know, I don't need to know your name. I'm just happy

I'll take a happy feeling. No names it is. Don't ever ask. If you ever want to call me something you can make something up which references the thing

....Clive?

Nailed it. Get on your knees Garth."

And I'm sorted for the night.

Thank you!

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


" After the erm, well you know, I don't need to know your name. I'm just happy

I'll take a happy feeling. No names it is. Don't ever ask. If you ever want to call me something you can make something up which references the thing

....Clive?

Nailed it. Get on your knees Garth."

Has anyone been called Garth since the 1700s though?

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


" After the erm, well you know, I don't need to know your name. I'm just happy

I'll take a happy feeling. No names it is. Don't ever ask. If you ever want to call me something you can make something up which references the thing

....Clive?

Nailed it. Get on your knees Garth.

And I'm sorted for the night.

Thank you!"

Hope you're picturing us in knight outfits

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By *viatrixWoman  over a year ago

Redhill

I only give my real name once I’ve met people in person…. Or chatted for a long while.

I’d like to know people’s names too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I stick to their username unless they disclose their real name. Only two ever have..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A name definitely changes things.

Jasmine is fit as fuck…. But then she turns and tell me it is actually Rhonda …. Things have changed.

Names suit people, and then they tell you another name? Bad form.

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester


"Do you need to know the name of every person you do the sex with??

I don't mean one off random meets, you can talk to people for ages and not know their name, right?

I once knew a guy, hot as, had Dan on his profile, this is what he was in my head. Then he told me his real name, he wasn't so hot after that.

So does it make a difference to you? That hot woman you lust after that has some exotic fab name is actually called Deirdre. If the hot hunk of guy you have in your head as Ryan (obvs) is actually a Gary. Would it bother you? Am I just completely superficial? (That's rhetorical btw)

*No disrespect to any Deirdre's or Gary's on here, just my condolences.

"

Nope doesn't matter invariably they use a different name, I'm hopeless with names anyhow they go in but never seem to come out when i need them

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By *rHotNottsMan  over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

East Asians have some crazy old fashioned religious names, but at the end of the day it’s still a bit of Joy, Blessing & Happiness

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By *xydadbodMan  over a year ago

Milton keynes

A name is just a name really after all. I've had people call me oi before and I still responded

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By *estarossa.Woman  over a year ago

Flagrante

Yes. If I find out their name is [redacted] they can go fuck themselves.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A name definitely changes things.

Jasmine is fit as fuck…. But then she turns and tell me it is actually Rhonda …. Things have changed.

Names suit people, and then they tell you another name? Bad form. "

He knows.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wouldn’t say it’s a deal breaker as such but there are certain names with such awful memories attached to them I’d definitely avoid them in the first place or just call them something completely different

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"A name definitely changes things.

Jasmine is fit as fuck…. But then she turns and tell me it is actually Rhonda …. Things have changed.

Names suit people, and then they tell you another name? Bad form. "

I'm sorry that Rhonda hurt you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had this problem once. I met a gorgeous woman, we got on really well, exchanged numbers and agreed to meet another time as I was busy and then she turned out to have the name of a dinner lady. After a few texts back and forth it fizzled out.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had this problem once. I met a gorgeous woman, we got on really well, exchanged numbers and agreed to meet another time as I was busy and then she turned out to have the name of a dinner lady. After a few texts back and forth it fizzled out."

What’s a dinner lady name? Just out of curiosity

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had this problem once. I met a gorgeous woman, we got on really well, exchanged numbers and agreed to meet another time as I was busy and then she turned out to have the name of a dinner lady. After a few texts back and forth it fizzled out.

What’s a dinner lady name? Just out of curiosity "

Brenda.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had this problem once. I met a gorgeous woman, we got on really well, exchanged numbers and agreed to meet another time as I was busy and then she turned out to have the name of a dinner lady. After a few texts back and forth it fizzled out.

What’s a dinner lady name? Just out of curiosity

Brenda."

Amazing

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By *uckmonkeyMan  over a year ago

devon

Does it matter? Everyone ends up calling me wanker any way …..

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By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe

In clubs, we have had sex with many people who we never got a name from. There's also plenty who we've only known their Fab Name.

I've never heard a name that would change how I viewed someone.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had this problem once. I met a gorgeous woman, we got on really well, exchanged numbers and agreed to meet another time as I was busy and then she turned out to have the name of a dinner lady. After a few texts back and forth it fizzled out.

What’s a dinner lady name? Just out of curiosity

Brenda.

Amazing "

No offence to any Brenda out there. I’m sure you make lovely croquets but the name doesn’t do it for me.

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman  over a year ago

In the clouds

Haha this thread made me lol. I have a great unique name but I've dated two Barry's so names don't bother me

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By *o new WinksMan  over a year ago

BSE


"I had this problem once. I met a gorgeous woman, we got on really well, exchanged numbers and agreed to meet another time as I was busy and then she turned out to have the name of a dinner lady. After a few texts back and forth it fizzled out.

What’s a dinner lady name? Just out of curiosity

Brenda."

If I were her, I'd do what the Yanks do...move the r.

Bendra sounds way more Compton than Clacton

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By *ack688Man  over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

With a few exceptions people don’t choose their own names so what their actual name is is pretty irrelevant, but I like to know what to call them just so in the heat of the moment you’re not saying ‘oh my god thingy that feels amazing’

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By *o new WinksMan  over a year ago

BSE

I quite like it when friends call me Winks or Mr Winks. In context of course.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had this problem once. I met a gorgeous woman, we got on really well, exchanged numbers and agreed to meet another time as I was busy and then she turned out to have the name of a dinner lady. After a few texts back and forth it fizzled out.

What’s a dinner lady name? Just out of curiosity

Brenda.

If I were her, I'd do what the Yanks do...move the r.

Bendra sounds way more Compton than Clacton"

It sounds like the name of a contortionist. I’m in.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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There are a couple of names that I definitely wouldn't be able to say during the throes of passion without laughing a ridiculous amount. And potentially spoiling the mood.

I've yet to come across them though so I'll say no, names don't put me off of someone. Bar those two.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Nothing like shouting out, Prudence you sexy bitch as I'm spaffing all over her knee...Good memories happy times. Her real name was Tina btw

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"With a few exceptions people don’t choose their own names so what their actual name is is pretty irrelevant, but I like to know what to call them just so in the heat of the moment you’re not saying ‘oh my god thingy that feels amazing’ "

Do people say people's names in the heat of the moment?

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By *o new WinksMan  over a year ago

BSE


"I had this problem once. I met a gorgeous woman, we got on really well, exchanged numbers and agreed to meet another time as I was busy and then she turned out to have the name of a dinner lady. After a few texts back and forth it fizzled out.

What’s a dinner lady name? Just out of curiosity

Brenda.

If I were her, I'd do what the Yanks do...move the r.

Bendra sounds way more Compton than Clacton

It sounds like the name of a contortionist. I’m in."

Always wondered about those. It seems a bit off putting to go down on a lady and find she's already started without you

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

I’m shit at remembering names. So I don’t bother asking saves me forgetting it.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had this problem once. I met a gorgeous woman, we got on really well, exchanged numbers and agreed to meet another time as I was busy and then she turned out to have the name of a dinner lady. After a few texts back and forth it fizzled out.

What’s a dinner lady name? Just out of curiosity

Brenda.

If I were her, I'd do what the Yanks do...move the r.

Bendra sounds way more Compton than Clacton

It sounds like the name of a contortionist. I’m in.

Always wondered about those. It seems a bit off putting to go down on a lady and find she's already started without you "

But imagine what else she could do

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By *o new WinksMan  over a year ago

BSE

My Mum was a fan of Englebert Humperdink...

I always wondered what his groupies would shout out..."Eng", "Bert", "Hump".

Apparently his wife called him Hump.

"Go on Hump, hump that Dink into me"

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham

If I get to know someone on fab, they will always be the fab name even after we have met and I am told the real name

Could a real name put me off? Nah, not at all

D.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I get to know someone on fab, they will always be the fab name even after we have met and I am told the real name

Could a real name put me off? Nah, not at all

D."

Even if they’re called ‘throbbingdick4u’?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Small things that seem irrelevant to others put me off so yes definitely

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"If I get to know someone on fab, they will always be the fab name even after we have met and I am told the real name

Could a real name put me off? Nah, not at all

D.

Even if they’re called ‘throbbingdick4u’? "

For sure! Whilst I’m calling that name out in the heights of passion peeps will just think I am doing a running commentary!

D.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"If I get to know someone on fab, they will always be the fab name even after we have met and I am told the real name

Could a real name put me off? Nah, not at all

D.

Even if they’re called ‘throbbingdick4u’? "

I'll always be Ghandi

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Do you need to know the name of every person you do the sex with??

I don't mean one off random meets, you can talk to people for ages and not know their name, right?

I once knew a guy, hot as, had Dan on his profile, this is what he was in my head. Then he told me his real name, he wasn't so hot after that.

So does it make a difference to you? That hot woman you lust after that has some exotic fab name is actually called Deirdre. If the hot hunk of guy you have in your head as Ryan (obvs) is actually a Gary. Would it bother you? Am I just completely superficial? (That's rhetorical btw)

*No disrespect to any Deirdre's or Gary's on here, just my condolences.

"

Some people know my real name.

Only those I choose to share it with.

Others don't need to know and I doubt they'd want to.

A

*and no, it's not Tarquin.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If I get to know someone on fab, they will always be the fab name even after we have met and I am told the real name

Could a real name put me off? Nah, not at all

D.

Even if they’re called ‘throbbingdick4u’?

I'll always be Ghandi "

Alright Nigel

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By *ack688Man  over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)


"With a few exceptions people don’t choose their own names so what their actual name is is pretty irrelevant, but I like to know what to call them just so in the heat of the moment you’re not saying ‘oh my god thingy that feels amazing’

Do people say people's names in the heat of the moment? "

Haha, maybe not, especially if there’s a risk they will use the wrong name, because boy that’s awkward!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do you need to know the name of every person you do the sex with??

I don't mean one off random meets, you can talk to people for ages and not know their name, right?

I once knew a guy, hot as, had Dan on his profile, this is what he was in my head. Then he told me his real name, he wasn't so hot after that.

So does it make a difference to you? That hot woman you lust after that has some exotic fab name is actually called Deirdre. If the hot hunk of guy you have in your head as Ryan (obvs) is actually a Gary. Would it bother you? Am I just completely superficial? (That's rhetorical btw)

*No disrespect to any Deirdre's or Gary's on here, just my condolences.

Some people know my real name.

Only those I choose to share it with.

Others don't need to know and I doubt they'd want to.

A

*and no, it's not Tarquin. "

Dam, always wanted to do a Tarquin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"With a few exceptions people don’t choose their own names so what their actual name is is pretty irrelevant, but I like to know what to call them just so in the heat of the moment you’re not saying ‘oh my god thingy that feels amazing’

Do people say people's names in the heat of the moment?

Haha, maybe not, especially if there’s a risk they will use the wrong name, because boy that’s awkward! "

I generally just stick with the lord almighty.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"With a few exceptions people don’t choose their own names so what their actual name is is pretty irrelevant, but I like to know what to call them just so in the heat of the moment you’re not saying ‘oh my god thingy that feels amazing’

Do people say people's names in the heat of the moment?

Haha, maybe not, especially if there’s a risk they will use the wrong name, because boy that’s awkward! "

I dated two Fayes back to back (not a sex position!). That was a nice little safety net!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"With a few exceptions people don’t choose their own names so what their actual name is is pretty irrelevant, but I like to know what to call them just so in the heat of the moment you’re not saying ‘oh my god thingy that feels amazing’

Do people say people's names in the heat of the moment?

Haha, maybe not, especially if there’s a risk they will use the wrong name, because boy that’s awkward!

I generally just stick with the lord almighty."

How do you know my real name?

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By *ack688Man  over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)


"With a few exceptions people don’t choose their own names so what their actual name is is pretty irrelevant, but I like to know what to call them just so in the heat of the moment you’re not saying ‘oh my god thingy that feels amazing’

Do people say people's names in the heat of the moment?

Haha, maybe not, especially if there’s a risk they will use the wrong name, because boy that’s awkward!

I generally just stick with the lord almighty."

is he/she/it a good fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A name wouldn’t put me off someone, no. I have had something similar happen though, I just assumed (wrongly) that his name was what he went by on here and that’s what I called him for ages. When I found out that wasn’t actually his name, I was a bit like, oh, doesn’t feel right now

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman  over a year ago

Midlothian

It doesn't bother me, a name has no connection to sexiness for me. However, unless they tell me their real name right away, I will think of them by username, so if they tell me their name later, it'll be harder for it to stick in my head. If I know you as BigBoobyBarbara, you can tell me later your name is Amy, but it'll take a while before you're not Barbara in my mind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It doesn't bother me, a name has no connection to sexiness for me. However, unless they tell me their real name right away, I will think of them by username, so if they tell me their name later, it'll be harder for it to stick in my head. If I know you as BigBoobyBarbara, you can tell me later your name is Amy, but it'll take a while before you're not Barbara in my mind.

"

This is why we should choose our usernames wisely

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By *aucasian GhandiMan  over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"If I get to know someone on fab, they will always be the fab name even after we have met and I am told the real name

Could a real name put me off? Nah, not at all

D.

Even if they’re called ‘throbbingdick4u’?

I'll always be Ghandi

Alright Nigel "

Chelsea stop I'm not listening

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If I get to know someone on fab, they will always be the fab name even after we have met and I am told the real name

Could a real name put me off? Nah, not at all

D.

Even if they’re called ‘throbbingdick4u’?

I'll always be Ghandi

Alright Nigel

Chelsea stop I'm not listening "

Do you have a thing for names beginning with C?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What is this shit

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"A name definitely changes things.

Jasmine is fit as fuck…. But then she turns and tell me it is actually Rhonda …. Things have changed.

Names suit people, and then they tell you another name? Bad form. "

Jasmine is fit as fuck! I concur!

South Asians come at me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I need a name.

It generally helps.

I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess.

Fab username suffice?"

No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave.

And another Dave then told me it was actually something else.

And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it.

That's how fab works, right?

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"I need a name.

It generally helps.

I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess.

Fab username suffice?

No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave.

And another Dave then told me it was actually something else.

And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it.

That's how fab works, right?"

(Whispers) my name isn't Brucey...

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By *uckmonkeyMan  over a year ago

devon


"I need a name.

It generally helps.

I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess.

Fab username suffice?

No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave.

And another Dave then told me it was actually something else.

And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it.

That's how fab works, right?

(Whispers) my name isn't Brucey..."

Next your break it to all the gals your not juicy either…..

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By *llie AssMan  over a year ago

South Yorkshire

I need to know *a* name. Doesn't have to be *the* name.

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By *rispyDuckMan  over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I mostly remember profile names unless we’ve met a few times or left an impression

Not really bothered by names cause let’s be honest 99% on here are not using their real names anyway, which is fine for discretion as we want to keep fab life & outside life separate

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling

Mr Dahmer does not remember names even when told them, as has been proven to me.

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"I need a name.

It generally helps.

I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess.

Fab username suffice?

No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave.

And another Dave then told me it was actually something else.

And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it.

That's how fab works, right?

(Whispers) my name isn't Brucey...

Next your break it to all the gals your not juicy either….."

....I only shoot puffs of air

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By *illynillyCouple  over a year ago

Wiltshire

I always thought I needed to know names... but we still don't know the name of the guy who joined us for mfm last time, and actually didn't know what his face looked like until afterwards...makes me feel even more slutty about the whole thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What is this shit "

It only concerns those I may have sex with, you don't need to worry.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I need a name.

It generally helps.

I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess.

Fab username suffice?

No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave.

And another Dave then told me it was actually something else.

And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it.

That's how fab works, right?

(Whispers) my name isn't Brucey..."

Clive.....we know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I need a name.

It generally helps.

I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess.

Fab username suffice?

No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave.

And another Dave then told me it was actually something else.

And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it.

That's how fab works, right?"

Pass on all those.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a granny name so it's probably better they never know mine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is this shit

It only concerns those I may have sex with, you don't need to worry. "

I know your name and you know mine. Wait… did we have sex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I need a name.

It generally helps.

I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess.

Fab username suffice?

No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave.

And another Dave then told me it was actually something else.

And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it.

That's how fab works, right?

(Whispers) my name isn't Brucey...

Next your break it to all the gals your not juicy either….."

He is, but he's got a prescription for that.

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"I need a name.

It generally helps.

I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess.

Fab username suffice?

No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave.

And another Dave then told me it was actually something else.

And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it.

That's how fab works, right?

(Whispers) my name isn't Brucey...

Clive.....we know."

I still maintain it's sexy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I need a name.

It generally helps.

I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess.

Fab username suffice?

No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave.

And another Dave then told me it was actually something else.

And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it.

That's how fab works, right?

(Whispers) my name isn't Brucey...

Clive.....we know."

Oh she's close.

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"I need a name.

It generally helps.

I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess.

Fab username suffice?

No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave.

And another Dave then told me it was actually something else.

And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it.

That's how fab works, right?

(Whispers) my name isn't Brucey...

Next your break it to all the gals your not juicy either…..

He is, but he's got a prescription for that. "

Can we talk about the green lingerie for a second?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What is this shit

It only concerns those I may have sex with, you don't need to worry.

I know your name and you know mine. Wait… did we have sex?"

Forgettable sex, yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I need a name.

It generally helps.

I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess.

Fab username suffice?

No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave.

And another Dave then told me it was actually something else.

And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it.

That's how fab works, right?

(Whispers) my name isn't Brucey...

Next your break it to all the gals your not juicy either…..

He is, but he's got a prescription for that.

Can we talk about the green lingerie for a second?"

Do we have to?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is this shit

It only concerns those I may have sex with, you don't need to worry.

I know your name and you know mine. Wait… did we have sex?

Forgettable sex, yes. "

Were you that bad or was it too much rum?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I need a name.

It generally helps.

I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess.

Fab username suffice?

No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave.

And another Dave then told me it was actually something else.

And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it.

That's how fab works, right?

(Whispers) my name isn't Brucey...

Clive.....we know.

Oh she's close."

Does it have four letters and end with a k?

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"I need a name.

It generally helps.

I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess.

Fab username suffice?

No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave.

And another Dave then told me it was actually something else.

And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it.

That's how fab works, right?

(Whispers) my name isn't Brucey...

Next your break it to all the gals your not juicy either…..

He is, but he's got a prescription for that.

Can we talk about the green lingerie for a second?

Do we have to?"

Yes.

I rather like it!

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By *uckmonkeyMan  over a year ago

devon


"I need a name.

It generally helps.

I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess.

Fab username suffice?

No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave.

And another Dave then told me it was actually something else.

And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it.

That's how fab works, right?

(Whispers) my name isn't Brucey...

Next your break it to all the gals your not juicy either…..

He is, but he's got a prescription for that.

Can we talk about the green lingerie for a second?"

Watching with interest…

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What is this shit

It only concerns those I may have sex with, you don't need to worry.

I know your name and you know mine. Wait… did we have sex?

Forgettable sex, yes.

Were you that bad or was it too much rum?"

Best 36 seconds of my Tuesday it was.

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"I need a name.

It generally helps.

I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess.

Fab username suffice?

No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave.

And another Dave then told me it was actually something else.

And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it.

That's how fab works, right?

(Whispers) my name isn't Brucey...

Clive.....we know.

Oh she's close.

Does it have four letters and end with a k?"

Ah c'mon! My mum didn't know me when I was born remember!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I need a name.

It generally helps.

I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess.

Fab username suffice?

No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave.

And another Dave then told me it was actually something else.

And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it.

That's how fab works, right?

(Whispers) my name isn't Brucey...

Next your break it to all the gals your not juicy either…..

He is, but he's got a prescription for that.

Can we talk about the green lingerie for a second?

Do we have to?

Yes.

I rather like it!"

Well you can't have it.

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By *uckmonkeyMan  over a year ago

devon

Why does the end of lunch disrupt my fab entertainment…..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is this shit

It only concerns those I may have sex with, you don't need to worry.

I know your name and you know mine. Wait… did we have sex?

Forgettable sex, yes.

Were you that bad or was it too much rum?

Best 36 seconds of my Tuesday it was. "

This is why I like you. You included the breaks and cuddles just to make me look good in public.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is this shit

It only concerns those I may have sex with, you don't need to worry. "

I'm gutted

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"I need a name.

It generally helps.

I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess.

Fab username suffice?

No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave.

And another Dave then told me it was actually something else.

And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it.

That's how fab works, right?

(Whispers) my name isn't Brucey...

Next your break it to all the gals your not juicy either…..

He is, but he's got a prescription for that.

Can we talk about the green lingerie for a second?

Do we have to?

Yes.

I rather like it!

Well you can't have it. "

No you can keep it. Possibly after it's ripped a little

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"What is this shit

It only concerns those I may have sex with, you don't need to worry.

I'm gutted "

There there. It will be okay. Dodged a bullet really

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"What is this shit

It only concerns those I may have sex with, you don't need to worry.

I know your name and you know mine. Wait… did we have sex?

Forgettable sex, yes.

Were you that bad or was it too much rum?

Best 36 seconds of my Tuesday it was.

This is why I like you. You included the breaks and cuddles just to make me look good in public."

It pains me hotels don't offer a singular minute charge to this day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I need a name.

It generally helps.

I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess.

Fab username suffice?

No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave.

And another Dave then told me it was actually something else.

And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it.

That's how fab works, right?

(Whispers) my name isn't Brucey...

Next your break it to all the gals your not juicy either…..

He is, but he's got a prescription for that.

Can we talk about the green lingerie for a second?

Do we have to?

Yes.

I rather like it!

Well you can't have it.

No you can keep it. Possibly after it's ripped a little "

It's not my favourite, you can rip it.

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"I need a name.

It generally helps.

I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess.

Fab username suffice?

No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave.

And another Dave then told me it was actually something else.

And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it.

That's how fab works, right?

(Whispers) my name isn't Brucey...

Next your break it to all the gals your not juicy either…..

He is, but he's got a prescription for that.

Can we talk about the green lingerie for a second?

Do we have to?

Yes.

I rather like it!

Well you can't have it.

No you can keep it. Possibly after it's ripped a little

It's not my favourite, you can rip it."

Said with a overbearing amount of lust

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I need a name.

It generally helps.

I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess.

Fab username suffice?

No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave.

And another Dave then told me it was actually something else.

And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it.

That's how fab works, right?

(Whispers) my name isn't Brucey...

Next your break it to all the gals your not juicy either…..

He is, but he's got a prescription for that.

Can we talk about the green lingerie for a second?

Do we have to?

Yes.

I rather like it!

Well you can't have it.

No you can keep it. Possibly after it's ripped a little

It's not my favourite, you can rip it.

Said with a overbearing amount of lust "

It's too early for that shite.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is this shit

It only concerns those I may have sex with, you don't need to worry.

I know your name and you know mine. Wait… did we have sex?

Forgettable sex, yes.

Were you that bad or was it too much rum?

Best 36 seconds of my Tuesday it was.

This is why I like you. You included the breaks and cuddles just to make me look good in public.

It pains me hotels don't offer a singular minute charge to this day! "

Day use is a bit presumptuous

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I need a name.

It generally helps.

I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess.

Fab username suffice?

No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave.

And another Dave then told me it was actually something else.

And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it.

That's how fab works, right?

(Whispers) my name isn't Brucey...

Clive.....we know.

Oh she's close.

Does it have four letters and end with a k?

Ah c'mon! My mum didn't know me when I was born remember! "

I'm sure quite a few Richards could say the same.

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"I need a name.

It generally helps.

I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess.

Fab username suffice?

No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave.

And another Dave then told me it was actually something else.

And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it.

That's how fab works, right?

(Whispers) my name isn't Brucey...

Next your break it to all the gals your not juicy either…..

He is, but he's got a prescription for that.

Can we talk about the green lingerie for a second?

Do we have to?

Yes.

I rather like it!

Well you can't have it.

No you can keep it. Possibly after it's ripped a little

It's not my favourite, you can rip it.

Said with a overbearing amount of lust

It's too early for that shite. "

I'll just rip it like a terrier while you sit and have a daim bar

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"What is this shit

It only concerns those I may have sex with, you don't need to worry.

I know your name and you know mine. Wait… did we have sex?

Forgettable sex, yes.

Were you that bad or was it too much rum?

Best 36 seconds of my Tuesday it was.

This is why I like you. You included the breaks and cuddles just to make me look good in public.

It pains me hotels don't offer a singular minute charge to this day!

Day use is a bit presumptuous "

I know. If they really want to utilize space and profit they should just market 'quickie basic' - £1 a minute. Cheap as chips. Thank you kind sir.

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"I need a name.

It generally helps.

I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess.

Fab username suffice?

No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave.

And another Dave then told me it was actually something else.

And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it.

That's how fab works, right?

(Whispers) my name isn't Brucey...

Clive.....we know.

Oh she's close.

Does it have four letters and end with a k?

Ah c'mon! My mum didn't know me when I was born remember!

I'm sure quite a few Richards could say the same."

My best mate growing up was called Richard and got called Dicky. And he was the stud to be fair that all women fancied.

Bloody dicky.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I hardly remember their names unless we've had a memorable experience.

Besides, I've a terrible memory and never been any good at remembering names. Esp. at club meets.

Peeps also have a tendency to forget mine, until I tell them it's anal in reverse, surprising how they then seem to remember.

Some have never needed reminding but I'm terrible at remembering who's who.

Also, I don't believe it to be that important since it's always about actions not words.

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