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"It adds to it yes, but it's not like a name is a deal breaker. I have to believe that for the sake of my own name! " Do I know your name? | |||
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"Is this your way of telling us you have a shit name?" Pretty much. | |||
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"I don't think a name would make much difference to me to be honest. Without getting mushy, it's who they are that makes me want to meet them and a name isn't going to put me off." If they have an actual name in their fab name, they will forever be that to me. You know what I mean, Joe? | |||
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"I need a name. It generally helps. I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess." Fab username suffice? | |||
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"It adds to it yes, but it's not like a name is a deal breaker. I have to believe that for the sake of my own name! Do I know your name?" Yes! ...well!... | |||
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"It adds to it yes, but it's not like a name is a deal breaker. I have to believe that for the sake of my own name! Do I know your name? Yes! ...well!... " Huh. Do you know mine?? | |||
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"It adds to it yes, but it's not like a name is a deal breaker. I have to believe that for the sake of my own name! Do I know your name? Yes! ...well!... Huh. Do you know mine??" Jeff | |||
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"I don't think a name would make much difference to me to be honest. Without getting mushy, it's who they are that makes me want to meet them and a name isn't going to put me off. If they have an actual name in their fab name, they will forever be that to me. You know what I mean, Joe? " It's probably better that way considering my actual one is way less sexy | |||
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"Names are important. I think on here many use pseudonyms for themselves and I get that especially with people who are far more clever than I am using the internet to find people It’s amazing if I swop numbers, and that’s rare, that people say what’s your real name, it’s Jack! Maybe I’m not savvy enough but more important I don’t think I’d answer if someone called me by a different name to mine. So yes for me real names are important regardless of what they are " I've talked to guys for months, some even years and I still don't know their name. And I find it weird if people call me by my name when talking, people like to do that a lot on here. It's like hey xxxx, how are you xxxx. So xxxx what have you been doing today. It's a 2-way conversation , I get you're talking to me. | |||
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"I don't need to know...but I can name everyone I've had sex with. Names don't put me off x" Ah they do me unfortunately. | |||
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"It adds to it yes, but it's not like a name is a deal breaker. I have to believe that for the sake of my own name! Do I know your name? Yes! ...well!... Huh. Do you know mine?? Jeff" Jeffrey | |||
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"I don't think a name would make much difference to me to be honest. Without getting mushy, it's who they are that makes me want to meet them and a name isn't going to put me off. If they have an actual name in their fab name, they will forever be that to me. You know what I mean, Joe? It's probably better that way considering my actual one is way less sexy " I'm sure it's not .... | |||
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"Names are important. I think on here many use pseudonyms for themselves and I get that especially with people who are far more clever than I am using the internet to find people It’s amazing if I swop numbers, and that’s rare, that people say what’s your real name, it’s Jack! Maybe I’m not savvy enough but more important I don’t think I’d answer if someone called me by a different name to mine. So yes for me real names are important regardless of what they are I've talked to guys for months, some even years and I still don't know their name. And I find it weird if people call me by my name when talking, people like to do that a lot on here. It's like hey xxxx, how are you xxxx. So xxxx what have you been doing today. It's a 2-way conversation , I get you're talking to me. " But I’d imagine if they do that on here it’s because they know you well enough to know your real name and as no one else does then it makes them feel within an “inner circle” that they do so overuse it | |||
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"I do know everyone’s name but in my head pretty much everyone is their fabname. There are one or two people I know by their real name - usually single ladies - but that is not the norm for me." Don't think you know mine lol | |||
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"I do know everyone’s name but in my head pretty much everyone is their fabname. There are one or two people I know by their real name - usually single ladies - but that is not the norm for me. Don't think you know mine lol" That because we haven’t spoken | |||
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"I do know everyone’s name but in my head pretty much everyone is their fabname. There are one or two people I know by their real name - usually single ladies - but that is not the norm for me. Don't think you know mine lol That because we haven’t spoken " Stranger danger! | |||
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"I need to know their names because I'm weary of entering serial numbers - taken from their tattoos on their derrière - into my spreadsheet of every woman I've bonked on here." Use the barcode scanner. It’s quicker. | |||
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"I need to know their names because I'm weary of entering serial numbers - taken from their tattoos on their derrière - into my spreadsheet of every woman I've bonked on here." You need a whole spreadsheet for so few? | |||
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"I need to know their names because I'm weary of entering serial numbers - taken from their tattoos on their derrière - into my spreadsheet of every woman I've bonked on here. · Use the barcode scanner. It’s quicker." • This is a genius idea! | |||
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"I need to know their names because I'm weary of entering serial numbers - taken from their tattoos on their derrière - into my spreadsheet of every woman I've bonked on here. · You need a whole spreadsheet for so few?" • Indeed. However, it's a few more than most. | |||
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"I take your point Op. Shouting out their name in the heat of passion can make or break the moment! Personally I think shouting "oh Wayne! Wayne! you sex god" is kind of filth! " I'd slip up and call them waynetta. Still hot right? | |||
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"I don't think a name would make much difference to me to be honest. Without getting mushy, it's who they are that makes me want to meet them and a name isn't going to put me off. If they have an actual name in their fab name, they will forever be that to me. You know what I mean, Joe? It's probably better that way considering my actual one is way less sexy " I'd rather be called Joe than my real name. | |||
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"I need to know their names because I'm weary of entering serial numbers - taken from their tattoos on their derrière - into my spreadsheet of every woman I've bonked on here. Use the barcode scanner. It’s quicker." Depends if you work at Tesco or Aldi. | |||
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"Do you need to know the name of every person you do the sex with?? I don't mean one off random meets, you can talk to people for ages and not know their name, right? I once knew a guy, hot as, had Dan on his profile, this is what he was in my head. Then he told me his real name, he wasn't so hot after that. So does it make a difference to you? That hot woman you lust after that has some exotic fab name is actually called Deirdre. If the hot hunk of guy you have in your head as Ryan (obvs) is actually a Gary. Would it bother you? Am I just completely superficial? (That's rhetorical btw) *No disrespect to any Deirdre's or Gary's on here, just my condolences. " If its a nice name will keep if not I'll just make up one I thinks right for them . | |||
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"Sharon? Bertha? Janet?" So close. | |||
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"Names are important. I think on here many use pseudonyms for themselves and I get that especially with people who are far more clever than I am using the internet to find people It’s amazing if I swop numbers, and that’s rare, that people say what’s your real name, it’s Jack! Maybe I’m not savvy enough but more important I don’t think I’d answer if someone called me by a different name to mine. So yes for me real names are important regardless of what they are I've talked to guys for months, some even years and I still don't know their name. And I find it weird if people call me by my name when talking, people like to do that a lot on here. It's like hey xxxx, how are you xxxx. So xxxx what have you been doing today. It's a 2-way conversation , I get you're talking to me. But I’d imagine if they do that on here it’s because they know you well enough to know your real name and as no one else does then it makes them feel within an “inner circle” that they do so overuse it " Or they just caught me at a weak moment. | |||
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"Sharon? Bertha? Janet? So close." Sherbet? | |||
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"Sharon? Bertha? Janet? So close." I have her down as a Gertrude. | |||
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"Sharon? Bertha? Janet? So close. I have her down as a Gertrude." I can work with that. | |||
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"I do know everyone’s name but in my head pretty much everyone is their fabname. There are one or two people I know by their real name - usually single ladies - but that is not the norm for me. Don't think you know mine lol That because we haven’t spoken " Well then you can't know everyone's name lol.. hello btw | |||
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"Do you need to know the name of every person you do the sex with?? I don't mean one off random meets, you can talk to people for ages and not know their name, right? I once knew a guy, hot as, had Dan on his profile, this is what he was in my head. Then he told me his real name, he wasn't so hot after that. So does it make a difference to you? That hot woman you lust after that has some exotic fab name is actually called Deirdre. If the hot hunk of guy you have in your head as Ryan (obvs) is actually a Gary. Would it bother you? Am I just completely superficial? (That's rhetorical btw) *No disrespect to any Deirdre's or Gary's on here, just my condolences. " Wonder what brought this thought on | |||
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"I do know everyone’s name but in my head pretty much everyone is their fabname. There are one or two people I know by their real name - usually single ladies - but that is not the norm for me. Don't think you know mine lol That because we haven’t spoken Stranger danger! " Oh I like strange... beats normal lol | |||
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"Moaning Myrtle! " This was very nearly my username | |||
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"To answer your question... I've talked to people from Fab, off Fab for ages without know their name. Or without remembering their name at least. It's confusing when people have two names." Isn't it just Dave. | |||
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"Do you need to know the name of every person you do the sex with?? I don't mean one off random meets, you can talk to people for ages and not know their name, right? I once knew a guy, hot as, had Dan on his profile, this is what he was in my head. Then he told me his real name, he wasn't so hot after that. So does it make a difference to you? That hot woman you lust after that has some exotic fab name is actually called Deirdre. If the hot hunk of guy you have in your head as Ryan (obvs) is actually a Gary. Would it bother you? Am I just completely superficial? (That's rhetorical btw) *No disrespect to any Deirdre's or Gary's on here, just my condolences. Wonder what brought this thought on " No idea Brucey | |||
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"Do you need to know the name of every person you do the sex with?? I don't mean one off random meets, you can talk to people for ages and not know their name, right? I once knew a guy, hot as, had Dan on his profile, this is what he was in my head. Then he told me his real name, he wasn't so hot after that. So does it make a difference to you? That hot woman you lust after that has some exotic fab name is actually called Deirdre. If the hot hunk of guy you have in your head as Ryan (obvs) is actually a Gary. Would it bother you? Am I just completely superficial? (That's rhetorical btw) *No disrespect to any Deirdre's or Gary's on here, just my condolences. Wonder what brought this thought on No idea Brucey " *We* were chatting about this earlier. It shouldn't matter but for me it kinda can sway a maybe to a no I know it shouldn't though and we all live in different generations. But for some id rather call them their fab username nicknames - like she's 'coyotes' or 'raven' to me | |||
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"Names don't massively bother me. For example OP, you'll always be Lilith. I don't think I even want to know your name. My memory associates people with their username so I'm happy sticking with that. If someone wanted to exchange names it wouldn't bother me but I don't necessarily view it as a necessity." After the erm, well you know, I don't need to know your name. I'm just happy | |||
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"Do you need to know the name of every person you do the sex with?? I don't mean one off random meets, you can talk to people for ages and not know their name, right? I once knew a guy, hot as, had Dan on his profile, this is what he was in my head. Then he told me his real name, he wasn't so hot after that. So does it make a difference to you? That hot woman you lust after that has some exotic fab name is actually called Deirdre. If the hot hunk of guy you have in your head as Ryan (obvs) is actually a Gary. Would it bother you? Am I just completely superficial? (That's rhetorical btw) *No disrespect to any Deirdre's or Gary's on here, just my condolences. Wonder what brought this thought on No idea Brucey *We* were chatting about this earlier. It shouldn't matter but for me it kinda can sway a maybe to a no I know it shouldn't though and we all live in different generations. But for some id rather call them their fab username nicknames - like she's 'coyotes' or 'raven' to me " Oh it'd sway to a no quicker than you can make another thread. | |||
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"I don't think a name would make much difference to me to be honest. Without getting mushy, it's who they are that makes me want to meet them and a name isn't going to put me off. If they have an actual name in their fab name, they will forever be that to me. You know what I mean, Joe? It's probably better that way considering my actual one is way less sexy I'd rather be called Joe than my real name." I'm sure it's not that bad Ethel | |||
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"I like names. If yours is a pseudonym that’s fine. It’s still a name." I have lots to pick from. | |||
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"Maybe I should change mine to Sue-da-nim lol" you know people would just call you Sue. | |||
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"I have lots to pick from." If you genuinely want me to call you ‘Ugly’ in the heat of the moment, we have bigger issues to worry about. | |||
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"Maybe I should change mine to Sue-da-nim lolyou know people would just call you Sue." There's worse things to be called lol | |||
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"I have lots to pick from. If you genuinely want me to call you ‘Ugly’ in the heat of the moment, we have bigger issues to worry about." We do, the fact you went for ugly instead of coyote for one... | |||
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"We do, the fact you went for ugly instead of coyote for one..." You’re not a coyote until you show me that you can dance. | |||
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"Do you need to know the name of every person you do the sex with?? I don't mean one off random meets, you can talk to people for ages and not know their name, right? I once knew a guy, hot as, had Dan on his profile, this is what he was in my head. Then he told me his real name, he wasn't so hot after that. So does it make a difference to you? That hot woman you lust after that has some exotic fab name is actually called Deirdre. If the hot hunk of guy you have in your head as Ryan (obvs) is actually a Gary. Would it bother you? Am I just completely superficial? (That's rhetorical btw) *No disrespect to any Deirdre's or Gary's on here, just my condolences. Wonder what brought this thought on No idea Brucey *We* were chatting about this earlier. It shouldn't matter but for me it kinda can sway a maybe to a no I know it shouldn't though and we all live in different generations. But for some id rather call them their fab username nicknames - like she's 'coyotes' or 'raven' to me Oh it'd sway to a no quicker than you can make another thread." Yeah I'm not chasing your name anymore. I believe you | |||
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"We do, the fact you went for ugly instead of coyote for one... You’re not a coyote until you show me that you can dance." Oh I can dance | |||
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"Oh I can dance" I said show me. | |||
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"Oh I can dance I said show me. " It's 11 o'clock man | |||
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"Not much. Its a bit superficial to judge people based in their name. Depending on the screen name they use and how like a name it is, I may use their profile name, their real name or a mix of the two." Oh it's very superficial, but hey ho. | |||
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"To answer your question... I've talked to people from Fab, off Fab for ages without know their name. Or without remembering their name at least. It's confusing when people have two names. Isn't it just Dave." Ermm... it's Derek actually. | |||
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"If anyone is called clive here I will give them a blowjob. Step forward Clive's. Don't listen to the haters." I'll pay someone to change their name to Clive. | |||
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"If anyone is called clive here I will give them a blowjob. Step forward Clive's. Don't listen to the haters." I know a Clive! So thankfully I dodged that bullet | |||
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"To answer your question... I've talked to people from Fab, off Fab for ages without know their name. Or without remembering their name at least. It's confusing when people have two names. Isn't it just Dave. Ermm... it's Derek actually." I was close | |||
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"If anyone is called clive here I will give them a blowjob. Step forward Clive's. Don't listen to the haters. I'll pay someone to change their name to Clive." I'd rather you paid me to give the blowjob to be honest... | |||
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" After the erm, well you know, I don't need to know your name. I'm just happy " I'll take a happy feeling. No names it is. Don't ever ask. If you ever want to call me something you can make something up which references the thing | |||
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" After the erm, well you know, I don't need to know your name. I'm just happy I'll take a happy feeling. No names it is. Don't ever ask. If you ever want to call me something you can make something up which references the thing " ....Clive? | |||
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" After the erm, well you know, I don't need to know your name. I'm just happy I'll take a happy feeling. No names it is. Don't ever ask. If you ever want to call me something you can make something up which references the thing ....Clive?" In | |||
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" After the erm, well you know, I don't need to know your name. I'm just happy I'll take a happy feeling. No names it is. Don't ever ask. If you ever want to call me something you can make something up which references the thing ....Clive?" Nailed it. Get on your knees Garth. | |||
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" After the erm, well you know, I don't need to know your name. I'm just happy I'll take a happy feeling. No names it is. Don't ever ask. If you ever want to call me something you can make something up which references the thing ....Clive? Nailed it. Get on your knees Garth." And I'm sorted for the night. Thank you! | |||
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" After the erm, well you know, I don't need to know your name. I'm just happy I'll take a happy feeling. No names it is. Don't ever ask. If you ever want to call me something you can make something up which references the thing ....Clive? Nailed it. Get on your knees Garth." Has anyone been called Garth since the 1700s though? | |||
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" After the erm, well you know, I don't need to know your name. I'm just happy I'll take a happy feeling. No names it is. Don't ever ask. If you ever want to call me something you can make something up which references the thing ....Clive? Nailed it. Get on your knees Garth. And I'm sorted for the night. Thank you!" Hope you're picturing us in knight outfits | |||
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"Do you need to know the name of every person you do the sex with?? I don't mean one off random meets, you can talk to people for ages and not know their name, right? I once knew a guy, hot as, had Dan on his profile, this is what he was in my head. Then he told me his real name, he wasn't so hot after that. So does it make a difference to you? That hot woman you lust after that has some exotic fab name is actually called Deirdre. If the hot hunk of guy you have in your head as Ryan (obvs) is actually a Gary. Would it bother you? Am I just completely superficial? (That's rhetorical btw) *No disrespect to any Deirdre's or Gary's on here, just my condolences. " Nope doesn't matter invariably they use a different name, I'm hopeless with names anyhow they go in but never seem to come out when i need them | |||
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"A name definitely changes things. Jasmine is fit as fuck…. But then she turns and tell me it is actually Rhonda …. Things have changed. Names suit people, and then they tell you another name? Bad form. " He knows. | |||
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"A name definitely changes things. Jasmine is fit as fuck…. But then she turns and tell me it is actually Rhonda …. Things have changed. Names suit people, and then they tell you another name? Bad form. " I'm sorry that Rhonda hurt you. | |||
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"I had this problem once. I met a gorgeous woman, we got on really well, exchanged numbers and agreed to meet another time as I was busy and then she turned out to have the name of a dinner lady. After a few texts back and forth it fizzled out." What’s a dinner lady name? Just out of curiosity | |||
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"I had this problem once. I met a gorgeous woman, we got on really well, exchanged numbers and agreed to meet another time as I was busy and then she turned out to have the name of a dinner lady. After a few texts back and forth it fizzled out. What’s a dinner lady name? Just out of curiosity " Brenda. | |||
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"I had this problem once. I met a gorgeous woman, we got on really well, exchanged numbers and agreed to meet another time as I was busy and then she turned out to have the name of a dinner lady. After a few texts back and forth it fizzled out. What’s a dinner lady name? Just out of curiosity Brenda." Amazing | |||
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"I had this problem once. I met a gorgeous woman, we got on really well, exchanged numbers and agreed to meet another time as I was busy and then she turned out to have the name of a dinner lady. After a few texts back and forth it fizzled out. What’s a dinner lady name? Just out of curiosity Brenda. Amazing " No offence to any Brenda out there. I’m sure you make lovely croquets but the name doesn’t do it for me. | |||
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"I had this problem once. I met a gorgeous woman, we got on really well, exchanged numbers and agreed to meet another time as I was busy and then she turned out to have the name of a dinner lady. After a few texts back and forth it fizzled out. What’s a dinner lady name? Just out of curiosity Brenda." If I were her, I'd do what the Yanks do...move the r. Bendra sounds way more Compton than Clacton | |||
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"I had this problem once. I met a gorgeous woman, we got on really well, exchanged numbers and agreed to meet another time as I was busy and then she turned out to have the name of a dinner lady. After a few texts back and forth it fizzled out. What’s a dinner lady name? Just out of curiosity Brenda. If I were her, I'd do what the Yanks do...move the r. Bendra sounds way more Compton than Clacton" It sounds like the name of a contortionist. I’m in. | |||
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"With a few exceptions people don’t choose their own names so what their actual name is is pretty irrelevant, but I like to know what to call them just so in the heat of the moment you’re not saying ‘oh my god thingy that feels amazing’ " Do people say people's names in the heat of the moment? | |||
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"I had this problem once. I met a gorgeous woman, we got on really well, exchanged numbers and agreed to meet another time as I was busy and then she turned out to have the name of a dinner lady. After a few texts back and forth it fizzled out. What’s a dinner lady name? Just out of curiosity Brenda. If I were her, I'd do what the Yanks do...move the r. Bendra sounds way more Compton than Clacton It sounds like the name of a contortionist. I’m in." Always wondered about those. It seems a bit off putting to go down on a lady and find she's already started without you | |||
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"I had this problem once. I met a gorgeous woman, we got on really well, exchanged numbers and agreed to meet another time as I was busy and then she turned out to have the name of a dinner lady. After a few texts back and forth it fizzled out. What’s a dinner lady name? Just out of curiosity Brenda. If I were her, I'd do what the Yanks do...move the r. Bendra sounds way more Compton than Clacton It sounds like the name of a contortionist. I’m in. Always wondered about those. It seems a bit off putting to go down on a lady and find she's already started without you " But imagine what else she could do | |||
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"If I get to know someone on fab, they will always be the fab name even after we have met and I am told the real name Could a real name put me off? Nah, not at all D." Even if they’re called ‘throbbingdick4u’? | |||
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"If I get to know someone on fab, they will always be the fab name even after we have met and I am told the real name Could a real name put me off? Nah, not at all D. Even if they’re called ‘throbbingdick4u’? " I'll always be Ghandi | |||
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"Do you need to know the name of every person you do the sex with?? I don't mean one off random meets, you can talk to people for ages and not know their name, right? I once knew a guy, hot as, had Dan on his profile, this is what he was in my head. Then he told me his real name, he wasn't so hot after that. So does it make a difference to you? That hot woman you lust after that has some exotic fab name is actually called Deirdre. If the hot hunk of guy you have in your head as Ryan (obvs) is actually a Gary. Would it bother you? Am I just completely superficial? (That's rhetorical btw) *No disrespect to any Deirdre's or Gary's on here, just my condolences. " Some people know my real name. Only those I choose to share it with. Others don't need to know and I doubt they'd want to. A *and no, it's not Tarquin. | |||
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"With a few exceptions people don’t choose their own names so what their actual name is is pretty irrelevant, but I like to know what to call them just so in the heat of the moment you’re not saying ‘oh my god thingy that feels amazing’ Do people say people's names in the heat of the moment? " Haha, maybe not, especially if there’s a risk they will use the wrong name, because boy that’s awkward! | |||
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"Do you need to know the name of every person you do the sex with?? I don't mean one off random meets, you can talk to people for ages and not know their name, right? I once knew a guy, hot as, had Dan on his profile, this is what he was in my head. Then he told me his real name, he wasn't so hot after that. So does it make a difference to you? That hot woman you lust after that has some exotic fab name is actually called Deirdre. If the hot hunk of guy you have in your head as Ryan (obvs) is actually a Gary. Would it bother you? Am I just completely superficial? (That's rhetorical btw) *No disrespect to any Deirdre's or Gary's on here, just my condolences. Some people know my real name. Only those I choose to share it with. Others don't need to know and I doubt they'd want to. A *and no, it's not Tarquin. " Dam, always wanted to do a Tarquin. | |||
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"With a few exceptions people don’t choose their own names so what their actual name is is pretty irrelevant, but I like to know what to call them just so in the heat of the moment you’re not saying ‘oh my god thingy that feels amazing’ Do people say people's names in the heat of the moment? Haha, maybe not, especially if there’s a risk they will use the wrong name, because boy that’s awkward! " I generally just stick with the lord almighty. | |||
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"With a few exceptions people don’t choose their own names so what their actual name is is pretty irrelevant, but I like to know what to call them just so in the heat of the moment you’re not saying ‘oh my god thingy that feels amazing’ Do people say people's names in the heat of the moment? Haha, maybe not, especially if there’s a risk they will use the wrong name, because boy that’s awkward! " I dated two Fayes back to back (not a sex position!). That was a nice little safety net! | |||
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"With a few exceptions people don’t choose their own names so what their actual name is is pretty irrelevant, but I like to know what to call them just so in the heat of the moment you’re not saying ‘oh my god thingy that feels amazing’ Do people say people's names in the heat of the moment? Haha, maybe not, especially if there’s a risk they will use the wrong name, because boy that’s awkward! I generally just stick with the lord almighty." How do you know my real name? | |||
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"With a few exceptions people don’t choose their own names so what their actual name is is pretty irrelevant, but I like to know what to call them just so in the heat of the moment you’re not saying ‘oh my god thingy that feels amazing’ Do people say people's names in the heat of the moment? Haha, maybe not, especially if there’s a risk they will use the wrong name, because boy that’s awkward! I generally just stick with the lord almighty." is he/she/it a good fuck? | |||
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"It doesn't bother me, a name has no connection to sexiness for me. However, unless they tell me their real name right away, I will think of them by username, so if they tell me their name later, it'll be harder for it to stick in my head. If I know you as BigBoobyBarbara, you can tell me later your name is Amy, but it'll take a while before you're not Barbara in my mind. " This is why we should choose our usernames wisely | |||
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"If I get to know someone on fab, they will always be the fab name even after we have met and I am told the real name Could a real name put me off? Nah, not at all D. Even if they’re called ‘throbbingdick4u’? I'll always be Ghandi Alright Nigel " Chelsea stop I'm not listening | |||
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"A name definitely changes things. Jasmine is fit as fuck…. But then she turns and tell me it is actually Rhonda …. Things have changed. Names suit people, and then they tell you another name? Bad form. " Jasmine is fit as fuck! I concur! South Asians come at me | |||
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"I need a name. It generally helps. I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess. Fab username suffice?" No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave. And another Dave then told me it was actually something else. And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it. That's how fab works, right? | |||
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"I need a name. It generally helps. I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess. Fab username suffice? No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave. And another Dave then told me it was actually something else. And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it. That's how fab works, right?" (Whispers) my name isn't Brucey... | |||
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"I need a name. It generally helps. I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess. Fab username suffice? No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave. And another Dave then told me it was actually something else. And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it. That's how fab works, right? (Whispers) my name isn't Brucey..." Next your break it to all the gals your not juicy either….. | |||
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"I need a name. It generally helps. I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess. Fab username suffice? No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave. And another Dave then told me it was actually something else. And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it. That's how fab works, right? (Whispers) my name isn't Brucey... Next your break it to all the gals your not juicy either….." ....I only shoot puffs of air | |||
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"I need a name. It generally helps. I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess. Fab username suffice? No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave. And another Dave then told me it was actually something else. And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it. That's how fab works, right? (Whispers) my name isn't Brucey..." Clive.....we know. | |||
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"I need a name. It generally helps. I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess. Fab username suffice? No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave. And another Dave then told me it was actually something else. And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it. That's how fab works, right?" Pass on all those. | |||
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"What is this shit It only concerns those I may have sex with, you don't need to worry. " I know your name and you know mine. Wait… did we have sex? | |||
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"I need a name. It generally helps. I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess. Fab username suffice? No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave. And another Dave then told me it was actually something else. And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it. That's how fab works, right? (Whispers) my name isn't Brucey... Next your break it to all the gals your not juicy either….." He is, but he's got a prescription for that. | |||
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"I need a name. It generally helps. I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess. Fab username suffice? No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave. And another Dave then told me it was actually something else. And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it. That's how fab works, right? (Whispers) my name isn't Brucey... Clive.....we know." I still maintain it's sexy. | |||
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"I need a name. It generally helps. I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess. Fab username suffice? No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave. And another Dave then told me it was actually something else. And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it. That's how fab works, right? (Whispers) my name isn't Brucey... Clive.....we know." Oh she's close. | |||
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"I need a name. It generally helps. I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess. Fab username suffice? No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave. And another Dave then told me it was actually something else. And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it. That's how fab works, right? (Whispers) my name isn't Brucey... Next your break it to all the gals your not juicy either….. He is, but he's got a prescription for that. " Can we talk about the green lingerie for a second? | |||
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"What is this shit It only concerns those I may have sex with, you don't need to worry. I know your name and you know mine. Wait… did we have sex?" Forgettable sex, yes. | |||
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"I need a name. It generally helps. I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess. Fab username suffice? No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave. And another Dave then told me it was actually something else. And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it. That's how fab works, right? (Whispers) my name isn't Brucey... Next your break it to all the gals your not juicy either….. He is, but he's got a prescription for that. Can we talk about the green lingerie for a second?" Do we have to? | |||
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"What is this shit It only concerns those I may have sex with, you don't need to worry. I know your name and you know mine. Wait… did we have sex? Forgettable sex, yes. " Were you that bad or was it too much rum? | |||
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"I need a name. It generally helps. I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess. Fab username suffice? No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave. And another Dave then told me it was actually something else. And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it. That's how fab works, right? (Whispers) my name isn't Brucey... Clive.....we know. Oh she's close." Does it have four letters and end with a k? | |||
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"I need a name. It generally helps. I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess. Fab username suffice? No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave. And another Dave then told me it was actually something else. And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it. That's how fab works, right? (Whispers) my name isn't Brucey... Next your break it to all the gals your not juicy either….. He is, but he's got a prescription for that. Can we talk about the green lingerie for a second? Do we have to?" Yes. I rather like it! | |||
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"I need a name. It generally helps. I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess. Fab username suffice? No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave. And another Dave then told me it was actually something else. And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it. That's how fab works, right? (Whispers) my name isn't Brucey... Next your break it to all the gals your not juicy either….. He is, but he's got a prescription for that. Can we talk about the green lingerie for a second?" Watching with interest… | |||
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"What is this shit It only concerns those I may have sex with, you don't need to worry. I know your name and you know mine. Wait… did we have sex? Forgettable sex, yes. Were you that bad or was it too much rum?" Best 36 seconds of my Tuesday it was. | |||
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"I need a name. It generally helps. I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess. Fab username suffice? No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave. And another Dave then told me it was actually something else. And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it. That's how fab works, right? (Whispers) my name isn't Brucey... Clive.....we know. Oh she's close. Does it have four letters and end with a k?" Ah c'mon! My mum didn't know me when I was born remember! | |||
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"I need a name. It generally helps. I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess. Fab username suffice? No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave. And another Dave then told me it was actually something else. And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it. That's how fab works, right? (Whispers) my name isn't Brucey... Next your break it to all the gals your not juicy either….. He is, but he's got a prescription for that. Can we talk about the green lingerie for a second? Do we have to? Yes. I rather like it!" Well you can't have it. | |||
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"What is this shit It only concerns those I may have sex with, you don't need to worry. I know your name and you know mine. Wait… did we have sex? Forgettable sex, yes. Were you that bad or was it too much rum? Best 36 seconds of my Tuesday it was. " This is why I like you. You included the breaks and cuddles just to make me look good in public. | |||
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"What is this shit It only concerns those I may have sex with, you don't need to worry. " I'm gutted | |||
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"I need a name. It generally helps. I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess. Fab username suffice? No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave. And another Dave then told me it was actually something else. And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it. That's how fab works, right? (Whispers) my name isn't Brucey... Next your break it to all the gals your not juicy either….. He is, but he's got a prescription for that. Can we talk about the green lingerie for a second? Do we have to? Yes. I rather like it! Well you can't have it. " No you can keep it. Possibly after it's ripped a little | |||
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"What is this shit It only concerns those I may have sex with, you don't need to worry. I'm gutted " There there. It will be okay. Dodged a bullet really | |||
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"What is this shit It only concerns those I may have sex with, you don't need to worry. I know your name and you know mine. Wait… did we have sex? Forgettable sex, yes. Were you that bad or was it too much rum? Best 36 seconds of my Tuesday it was. This is why I like you. You included the breaks and cuddles just to make me look good in public." It pains me hotels don't offer a singular minute charge to this day! | |||
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"I need a name. It generally helps. I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess. Fab username suffice? No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave. And another Dave then told me it was actually something else. And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it. That's how fab works, right? (Whispers) my name isn't Brucey... Next your break it to all the gals your not juicy either….. He is, but he's got a prescription for that. Can we talk about the green lingerie for a second? Do we have to? Yes. I rather like it! Well you can't have it. No you can keep it. Possibly after it's ripped a little " It's not my favourite, you can rip it. | |||
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"I need a name. It generally helps. I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess. Fab username suffice? No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave. And another Dave then told me it was actually something else. And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it. That's how fab works, right? (Whispers) my name isn't Brucey... Next your break it to all the gals your not juicy either….. He is, but he's got a prescription for that. Can we talk about the green lingerie for a second? Do we have to? Yes. I rather like it! Well you can't have it. No you can keep it. Possibly after it's ripped a little It's not my favourite, you can rip it." Said with a overbearing amount of lust | |||
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"I need a name. It generally helps. I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess. Fab username suffice? No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave. And another Dave then told me it was actually something else. And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it. That's how fab works, right? (Whispers) my name isn't Brucey... Next your break it to all the gals your not juicy either….. He is, but he's got a prescription for that. Can we talk about the green lingerie for a second? Do we have to? Yes. I rather like it! Well you can't have it. No you can keep it. Possibly after it's ripped a little It's not my favourite, you can rip it. Said with a overbearing amount of lust " It's too early for that shite. | |||
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"What is this shit It only concerns those I may have sex with, you don't need to worry. I know your name and you know mine. Wait… did we have sex? Forgettable sex, yes. Were you that bad or was it too much rum? Best 36 seconds of my Tuesday it was. This is why I like you. You included the breaks and cuddles just to make me look good in public. It pains me hotels don't offer a singular minute charge to this day! " Day use is a bit presumptuous | |||
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"I need a name. It generally helps. I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess. Fab username suffice? No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave. And another Dave then told me it was actually something else. And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it. That's how fab works, right? (Whispers) my name isn't Brucey... Clive.....we know. Oh she's close. Does it have four letters and end with a k? Ah c'mon! My mum didn't know me when I was born remember! " I'm sure quite a few Richards could say the same. | |||
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"I need a name. It generally helps. I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess. Fab username suffice? No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave. And another Dave then told me it was actually something else. And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it. That's how fab works, right? (Whispers) my name isn't Brucey... Next your break it to all the gals your not juicy either….. He is, but he's got a prescription for that. Can we talk about the green lingerie for a second? Do we have to? Yes. I rather like it! Well you can't have it. No you can keep it. Possibly after it's ripped a little It's not my favourite, you can rip it. Said with a overbearing amount of lust It's too early for that shite. " I'll just rip it like a terrier while you sit and have a daim bar | |||
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"What is this shit It only concerns those I may have sex with, you don't need to worry. I know your name and you know mine. Wait… did we have sex? Forgettable sex, yes. Were you that bad or was it too much rum? Best 36 seconds of my Tuesday it was. This is why I like you. You included the breaks and cuddles just to make me look good in public. It pains me hotels don't offer a singular minute charge to this day! Day use is a bit presumptuous " I know. If they really want to utilize space and profit they should just market 'quickie basic' - £1 a minute. Cheap as chips. Thank you kind sir. | |||
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"I need a name. It generally helps. I guess if it's not their actual name as printed on their birth certificate I'd never know..so a name will do. I guess. Fab username suffice? No....it's just that that man over there told me his name was **** but then told me it was Dave. And another Dave then told me it was actually something else. And then there's alan, and Justin, and kev and well.....they tell you one thing but it's actually something else isn't it. That's how fab works, right? (Whispers) my name isn't Brucey... Clive.....we know. Oh she's close. Does it have four letters and end with a k? Ah c'mon! My mum didn't know me when I was born remember! I'm sure quite a few Richards could say the same." My best mate growing up was called Richard and got called Dicky. And he was the stud to be fair that all women fancied. Bloody dicky. | |||
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