"15C here. (Peak summer).
I'm so boiling I've got two fleeces and the heating on and i'm still freezing.
It's great..."
You're so boiling? Take off a layer or two and turn off your heating. Didn't you know that the climate is changing? |
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For balanced reporting, I'm sat here in the same dress I travelled to Spain in (46°C that day) and I'm actually a smidge too warm. Can't go full nekkid though due to our house guests. Anyone seen my fan? |
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"For balanced reporting, I'm sat here in the same dress I travelled to Spain in (46°C that day) and I'm actually a smidge too warm. Can't go full nekkid though due to our house guests. Anyone seen my fan?"
Here I am.
One of your biggest fans  |
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"For balanced reporting, I'm sat here in the same dress I travelled to Spain in (46°C that day) and I'm actually a smidge too warm. Can't go full nekkid though due to our house guests. Anyone seen my fan?"
Didn't you miss a n and a y at the end of your post..?...  |
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"For balanced reporting, I'm sat here in the same dress I travelled to Spain in (46°C that day) and I'm actually a smidge too warm. Can't go full nekkid though due to our house guests. Anyone seen my fan?
Here I am.
One of your biggest fans "
Ah, marvellous. Jennie, please can you fangirl all around me to cool me down? Ta  |
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"For balanced reporting, I'm sat here in the same dress I travelled to Spain in (46°C that day) and I'm actually a smidge too warm. Can't go full nekkid though due to our house guests. Anyone seen my fan?
Didn't you miss a n and a y at the end of your post..?... "
Fan:
a handheld device, typically folding and shaped like a segment of a circle when spread out, that is waved so as to cool the person holding it.
"the girls were giggling behind their fans"
I don't think we forgot any letters |
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"Some people never understand climate science... 
FIFY xx
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Is that the same 'science' that went to the moon on less ram than a zx spectrum, or the science that says men are women?
If you think 'science' is that boiling means freezing you will make a great earth 'scientist'. Good luck. You'll need it soon... |
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"The nutters are out. I'm off.
Surrounded with the fkers.
Well you are in Bumfermilne...
That was good! Lol! 
Really, I didn't feel anything "
What?... You didn't feel my pathetically small penis pressing against you??? |
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"The nutters are out. I'm off.
Surrounded with the fkers.
Well you are in Bumfermilne...
That was good! Lol!
Really, I didn't feel anything
What?... You didn't feel my pathetically small penis pressing against you???"
If you say so. Sorry I thought it was a ant crawling on my crack, that I closed my eyes. |
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"It is small actually... Poor little fkers FROZEN. You hear me??!! FROZEN."
I heard necrophilia can have that effect on people. You should really stop...  |
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"Some people never understand climate science...
FIFY xx
Is that the same 'science' that went to the moon on less ram than a zx spectrum, or the science that says men are women?
If you think 'science' is that boiling means freezing you will make a great earth 'scientist'. Good luck. You'll need it soon..."
It's not how big your ram is that matters, it how you use it.  |
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"Some people never understand climate science...
FIFY xx
Is that the same 'science' that went to the moon on less ram than a zx spectrum, or the science that says men are women?
If you think 'science' is that boiling means freezing you will make a great earth 'scientist'. Good luck. You'll need it soon...
It's not how big your ram is that matters, it how you use it. "
Nah. |
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"It is small actually... Poor little fkers FROZEN. You hear me??!! FROZEN.
I heard necrophilia can have that effect on people. You should really stop... "
I don't know what that is. I see you do though. But I hear that's the only way you can get a stiffy. |
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"Some people never understand climate science...
FIFY xx
Is that the same 'science' that went to the moon on less ram than a zx spectrum, or the science that says men are women?
If you think 'science' is that boiling means freezing you will make a great earth 'scientist'. Good luck. You'll need it soon...
It's not how big your ram is that matters, it how you use it. "
Her ram is in sheeps clothing |
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"It is small actually... Poor little fkers FROZEN. You hear me??!! FROZEN.
I heard necrophilia can have that effect on people. You should really stop...
I don't know what that is. I see you do though. But I hear that's the only way you can get a stiffy."
No I never get a stiff. Only a stiff upper lip. Something you won't have ever seen in Bumfermilne |
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"Some people never understand climate science...
FIFY xx
Is that the same 'science' that went to the moon on less ram than a zx spectrum, or the science that says men are women?
If you think 'science' is that boiling means freezing you will make a great earth 'scientist'. Good luck. You'll need it soon...
It's not how big your ram is that matters, it how you use it.
Her ram is in sheeps clothing "
You're thinkin of aberdeen lol |
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"It is small actually... Poor little fkers FROZEN. You hear me??!! FROZEN.
I heard necrophilia can have that effect on people. You should really stop...
I don't know what that is. I see you do though. But I hear that's the only way you can get a stiffy.
No I never get a stiff. Only a stiff upper lip. Something you won't have ever seen in Bumfermilne "
Oh yeah... thats when you 'fake' bravery. Yep never seen that up here, we're all hard af. |
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"It is small actually... Poor little fkers FROZEN. You hear me??!! FROZEN.
I heard necrophilia can have that effect on people. You should really stop...
I don't know what that is. I see you do though. But I hear that's the only way you can get a stiffy.
No I never get a stiff. Only a stiff upper lip. Something you won't have ever seen in Bumfermilne
Oh yeah... thats when you 'fake' bravery. Yep never seen that up here, we're all hard af."
You misspelt hard up , darling.. |
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"It is small actually... Poor little fkers FROZEN. You hear me??!! FROZEN.
I heard necrophilia can have that effect on people. You should really stop...
I don't know what that is. I see you do though. But I hear that's the only way you can get a stiffy.
No I never get a stiff. Only a stiff upper lip. Something you won't have ever seen in Bumfermilne
Oh yeah... thats when you 'fake' bravery. Yep never seen that up here, we're all hard af.
You misspelt hard up , darling.. "
You... Put the comma in the wrong place!  |
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"It is small actually... Poor little fkers FROZEN. You hear me??!! FROZEN.
I heard necrophilia can have that effect on people. You should really stop...
I don't know what that is. I see you do though. But I hear that's the only way you can get a stiffy.
No I never get a stiff. Only a stiff upper lip. Something you won't have ever seen in Bumfermilne
Oh yeah... thats when you 'fake' bravery. Yep never seen that up here, we're all hard af.
You misspelt hard up , darling..
You... Put the comma in the wrong place! "
Am always putting things in the wrong place.. |
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