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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

If today you had a newspaper totally devoted to you , what would be the front page headline ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lazy wanker does nothing again.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

She's not lost the plot... honestly.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Lazy wanker does nothing again."

Haha fair play

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"She's not lost the plot... honestly."

Fake News

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bomb scare

What a day started out at 10 pm last night

Clocked in to work sacked my self by 12 midnight normal

Went to watch a movie spilled 2 letter bottle off iron bru over the bed had to strip the bed and wash everything

One off the bold pods didn’t de solve right for some reason end up in the tumble dryer melted and stuck to the duvet close to set the house on fire

Had to run and get a new one

Was going for a shower to go out slipped and fell going it to the shower black and blue bruse down my side

Next up missed the train home because I thought my phone sed plantform 2 when it was platform 12 didn’t see the 1 end up needing to wait another hour

Now waiting on dryer and stuff finshing so I can get to bed

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Bomb scare

What a day started out at 10 pm last night

Clocked in to work sacked my self by 12 midnight normal

Went to watch a movie spilled 2 letter bottle off iron bru over the bed had to strip the bed and wash everything

One off the bold pods didn’t de solve right for some reason end up in the tumble dryer melted and stuck to the duvet close to set the house on fire

Had to run and get a new one

Was going for a shower to go out slipped and fell going it to the shower black and blue bruse down my side

Next up missed the train home because I thought my phone sed plantform 2 when it was platform 12 didn’t see the 1 end up needing to wait another hour

Now waiting on dryer and stuff finshing so I can get to bed

"

That's a big front page

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bomb scare

What a day started out at 10 pm last night

Clocked in to work sacked my self by 12 midnight normal

Went to watch a movie spilled 2 letter bottle off iron bru over the bed had to strip the bed and wash everything

One off the bold pods didn’t de solve right for some reason end up in the tumble dryer melted and stuck to the duvet close to set the house on fire

Had to run and get a new one

Was going for a shower to go out slipped and fell going it to the shower black and blue bruse down my side

Next up missed the train home because I thought my phone sed plantform 2 when it was platform 12 didn’t see the 1 end up needing to wait another hour

Now waiting on dryer and stuff finshing so I can get to bed

"

That’s a whole pull out and keep section

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Man forgets to put bin out.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bomb scare

What a day started out at 10 pm last night

Clocked in to work sacked my self by 12 midnight normal

Went to watch a movie spilled 2 letter bottle off iron bru over the bed had to strip the bed and wash everything

One off the bold pods didn’t de solve right for some reason end up in the tumble dryer melted and stuck to the duvet close to set the house on fire

Had to run and get a new one

Was going for a shower to go out slipped and fell going it to the shower black and blue bruse down my side

Next up missed the train home because I thought my phone sed plantform 2 when it was platform 12 didn’t see the 1 end up needing to wait another hour

Now waiting on dryer and stuff finshing so I can get to bed

That's a big front page "

Maximum effort at all times

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman  over a year ago

Essex

Moist Misty Mostly Missed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bomb scare

What a day started out at 10 pm last night

Clocked in to work sacked my self by 12 midnight normal

Went to watch a movie spilled 2 letter bottle off iron bru over the bed had to strip the bed and wash everything

One off the bold pods didn’t de solve right for some reason end up in the tumble dryer melted and stuck to the duvet close to set the house on fire

Had to run and get a new one

Was going for a shower to go out slipped and fell going it to the shower black and blue bruse down my side

Next up missed the train home because I thought my phone sed plantform 2 when it was platform 12 didn’t see the 1 end up needing to wait another hour

Now waiting on dryer and stuff finshing so I can get to bed

That’s a whole pull out and keep section "

Ha ha we all have or off days

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Man forgets to put bin out."

Tomorrow's Headline..

Police appeal for missing man

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple  over a year ago

Cumbria

Waste of tax payers money steals a wage again.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Man makes terrible joke and wonders why his audience aren't laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Man forgets to put bin out.

Tomorrow's Headline..

Police appeal for missing man "

She has been mentioning going to the tip

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Moist Misty Mostly Missed"

Inventive haha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Waste of tax payers money steals a wage again."

OK haha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Man makes terrible joke and wonders why his audience aren't laughing."

Are you Micheal Mcintyre

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Man forgets to put bin out.

Tomorrow's Headline..

Police appeal for missing man

She has been mentioning going to the tip "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Man confronts wife and demands sex but ends up in spare room for a sad wank

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Work Done by Local Man Who Was Once Described...

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"Man makes terrible joke and wonders why his audience aren't laughing.

Are you Micheal Mcintyre "

Or Michael

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Man confronts wife and demands sex but ends up in spare room for a sad wank "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Work Done by Local Man Who Was Once Described..."

Story continues on Page 31 ....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Man makes terrible joke and wonders why his audience aren't laughing.

Are you Micheal Mcintyre

Or Michael"

Him too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sod Freddie Starr and the hamster, my headline would be:

DanBerks ate my pussy!

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By *lexm87Man  over a year ago

Various

Not dead yet!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Filthy twosome caught at it again

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By *BootyfulDayWoman  over a year ago

This silly sausage decided to be a silly goose again

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World

No one puts Boo in the corner!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Sod Freddie Starr and the hamster, my headline would be:

DanBerks ate my pussy!

"

Awesome Clickbait.. We need more info

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"No one puts Boo in the corner! "

Man arrested for putting boo in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

JENNIE TV - ORACLE OR FRAUDSTER?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Not dead yet! "

Exciting Newspaper

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Filthy twosome caught at it again "

I'd read that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"This silly sausage decided to be a silly goose again "

Too Vague I need more info

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"No one puts Boo in the corner! "

That's me in the Corner.

That's me in the Spotlight

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By *asty tatsyMan  over a year ago

london

Tasty tatsy is not so tasty after all

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"JENNIE TV - ORACLE OR FRAUDSTER? "

More Ceefax

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By *KloganMan  over a year ago

Ramsbottom

Local man accidentally joins “search party” which is out looking for himself..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If today you had a newspaper totally devoted to you , what would be the front page headline ?

"

Tranny becomes first woma... Oh sorry I forgot about Michael Obama.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Local man accidentally joins “search party” which is out looking for himself.."

Amnesia is a bitch

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World

Grumpy's:

Local man arrested for breaking yet another Billboard whilst D*unk!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Grumpy's:

Local man arrested for breaking yet another Billboard whilst D*unk! "

Slander that is .. I can Sue

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"Grumpy's:

Local man arrested for breaking yet another Billboard whilst D*unk!

Slander that is .. I can Sue "

They could sue you for the cost of a new pub billboard!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Grumpy's:

Local man arrested for breaking yet another Billboard whilst D*unk!

Slander that is .. I can Sue

They could sue you for the cost of a new pub billboard!! "

It was a small shrub actually

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"Grumpy's:

Local man arrested for breaking yet another Billboard whilst D*unk!

Slander that is .. I can Sue

They could sue you for the cost of a new pub billboard!!

It was a small shrub actually "

I wasn't talking about that occasion, the other one in the town centre ha ha ha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Grumpy's:

Local man arrested for breaking yet another Billboard whilst D*unk!

Slander that is .. I can Sue

They could sue you for the cost of a new pub billboard!!

It was a small shrub actually

I wasn't talking about that occasion, the other one in the town centre ha ha ha

"

It was in the middle of the path at past midnight already knocked over .. I just happened to be walking along that particular section of path

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By *atalie..Woman  over a year ago

Bolton

Manager's button was pushed

She had to deal with one fucktard to many today, and completely lost her shit.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Tranny discovered with a lettuce stalk sticking out of her ear".

..."And that's just the tip of the iceberg", she said.

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

Sentenced to life imprisonment for murder

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"She's not lost the plot... honestly.

Fake News "

You know me too well

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Manager's button was pushed

She had to deal with one fucktard to many today, and completely lost her shit.

"

Is Page 2 a list of sackings haha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


""Tranny discovered with a lettuce stalk sticking out of her ear".

..."And that's just the tip of the iceberg", she said."

Dear Oh Dear

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Sentenced to life imprisonment for murder "

Was thst the Daily Bullet-In

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"Grumpy's:

Local man arrested for breaking yet another Billboard whilst D*unk!

Slander that is .. I can Sue

They could sue you for the cost of a new pub billboard!!

It was a small shrub actually

I wasn't talking about that occasion, the other one in the town centre ha ha ha

It was in the middle of the path at past midnight already knocked over .. I just happened to be walking along that particular section of path "

It was before Midnight, still stood up and under the lights and you still fell over it ha ha

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By *elshcouple18Couple  over a year ago

Cardiff

Husband burns his cock on his pizza!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wonko wins presidency

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