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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Caz, DON'T GO!!!! You'll be in trouble with the consultant again. You're supposed to be trying to stay off your pins. Your hip will need tightening again.
By the way, I really am leaving.  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
Ok then.. Caz!
Please do not go!
Do not go out this evening either as Licks has pointed out you could do yourself some damage.
Do not stop at the liqueur store as we both know what happens when you have too much in one end.
Do, however, come back to this thread asap and cause more havoc (just stay safe ffs!!)
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Please stay. No really I ...
Oh hang on. It's you...
Sorry, sarcasm button off now. Can you get me some Pringles please "
You're not measuring your cock AGAIN...they only had special edition glitter pringles  |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Ok then.. Caz!
Please do not go!
Do not go out this evening either as Licks has pointed out you could do yourself some damage.
Do not stop at the liqueur store as we both know what happens when you have too much in one end.
Do, however, come back to this thread asap and cause more havoc (just stay safe ffs!!)
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I'm having more luck on the single guy's leaving thread so might stay on that one |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Caz, DON'T GO!!!! You'll be in trouble with the consultant again. You're supposed to be trying to stay off your pins. Your hip will need tightening again.
By the way, I really am leaving. "
Still here I see |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"you can borrow my cock..... but i want it back"
Ok, stick it in a jiffy bag and post it to me along with a stamped self-addressed envelope and I'll send you it back when I'm done |
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"Caz, DON'T GO!!!! You'll be in trouble with the consultant again. You're supposed to be trying to stay off your pins. Your hip will need tightening again.
By the way, I really am leaving.
Still here I see"
A certain be-helmeted gentleman complete with cloak and funny breathing also had metal legs....he who shall not be named....oooooh! That's given me an idea!!! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Caz, DON'T GO!!!! You'll be in trouble with the consultant again. You're supposed to be trying to stay off your pins. Your hip will need tightening again.
By the way, I really am leaving.
Still here I see"
Yes, for now. You won't be saying that when I'm not here though. Anyway, you can't go as you still have work to do. |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Caz, DON'T GO!!!! You'll be in trouble with the consultant again. You're supposed to be trying to stay off your pins. Your hip will need tightening again.
By the way, I really am leaving.
Still here I see
A certain be-helmeted gentleman complete with cloak and funny breathing also had metal legs....he who shall not be named....oooooh! That's given me an idea!!!"
Yes but you're still eVadering offering me a cock |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I just wondered... you know the old saying "Imagine there is a war and nobody attends"... what would happen if we all left... "
Nature abhors a vacuum, which is why I never get around to cleaning the floors. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just wondered... you know the old saying "Imagine there is a war and nobody attends"... what would happen if we all left... "
Okay so where are we all leaving to, come on tell me! I know there is a plan :-/ x |
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"I just wondered... you know the old saying "Imagine there is a war and nobody attends"... what would happen if we all left... "
Also, there's a song by The Monkees called 'zor and zam' about what if they gave a war and nobody came? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I just wondered... you know the old saying "Imagine there is a war and nobody attends"... what would happen if we all left...
Waxing all philosophical again Aphro"
Philosophy whilst waxing? It sounds dangerous. |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Dearest caz, I would respectfully refer you to my post on the 'frustrated males' thread or whatever it's called. Yours sincerely, steve x"
Dearest Steve, have checked aforementioned post and thank you for the compliment. Much love, Emperor Maul xxx |
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"Dearest caz, I would respectfully refer you to my post on the 'frustrated males' thread or whatever it's called. Yours sincerely, steve x
Dearest Steve, have checked aforementioned post and thank you for the compliment. Much love, Emperor Maul xxx"
However, I mentioned 'he who shall not be named' so with immediate effect, just like magic in fact!, all my advice, eg. using magic wands etc, will be strictly Harry Potter based. That should relieve you of the StarWars boredom. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I just wondered... you know the old saying "Imagine there is a war and nobody attends"... what would happen if we all left...
Waxing all philosophical again Aphro
Philosophy whilst waxing? It sounds dangerous.Did I ever reveal the story about the epilady ... and the door bell... and an ouch?
I am so bad at multitasking...  "
Step away from the hot wax. |
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"Should have used magic powder."
This is not glittery. You're getting mixed up with Floo Powder, which, when thrown into a fireplace will transport you to wherever you ask. Totally unlike an X-Wing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"to go to the offie for a bottle of wine...I expect more offers of cock and toys off you lot by the time I get back or I'll completely see my arse "
Im leaving " on a jet plane sing a long every body. |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"to go to the offie for a bottle of wine...I expect more offers of cock and toys off you lot by the time I get back or I'll completely see my arse Im leaving " on a jet plane sing a long every body."
Wont know when I ll be back again... |
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