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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If we were to let you write our profile bio.. What would you write about us?

Also - profile advice welcome because I like reading people's feedback and not taking any on board

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Fuck all to change....since it'll be falling on deaf ears

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We are TT2 one of us has great hair the other has a great genitals. We’ll let you decide which is which.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If prefer to write a verification for you op …

*has no one tried this line yet? Come on guys!!!

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

"We were TT² but now I'm TT¹ because Mrs is now surplus to requirements (she was next to useless anyway), therefore this is my singles profile to meet, socialise and drink Gin with some jolly good fellows...".

Or some drivel like that anyway.

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

"If we were to let you write our profile bio.. What would you write about us?

Also - profile advice welcome because I like reading people's feedback and not taking any on board

F"
How could any of us change your profile or give you more patience with the idiots amongst us we can't

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fuck all to change....since it'll be falling on deaf ears

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We are TT2 one of us has great hair the other has a great genitals. We’ll let you decide which is which."

I take it I have the great hair?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Fuck all to change....since it'll be falling on deaf ears

Perfect

Glad to have helped

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If prefer to write a verification for you op …

*has no one tried this line yet? Come on guys!!! "

You can only leave us a verification 6 hours and 6 minutes into our meet I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""We were TT² but now I'm TT¹ because Mrs is now surplus to requirements (she was next to useless anyway), therefore this is my singles profile to meet, socialise and drink Gin with some jolly good fellows...".

Or some drivel like that anyway."

That's some good drivel

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If we were to let you write our profile bio.. What would you write about us?

Also - profile advice welcome because I like reading people's feedback and not taking any on board

FHow could any of us change your profile or give you more patience with the idiots amongst us we can't

Never a truer word spoken

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We are TT2 one of us has great hair the other has a great genitals. We’ll let you decide which is which.

I take it I have the great hair?

Clearly.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Been here before so we know the score. Professional and exceptional looking for same but accepting anyone for banging, humping and all the sexy sex shiz.

No reply means we think you're way out of our league but we will wank ourselves silly over your photos.

It'll be Mr who reads your messages, mainly because Mrs hasn't got time in between servicing all the men who message asking to meet now, as it is rude not to fuck anyone who asks.

Bring a packet of hob nobs.

Put "who's the daddy" as the subject line so we know you've read all of this"

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

""Been here before so we know the score. Professional and exceptional looking for same but accepting anyone for banging, humping and all the sexy sex shiz.

No reply means we think you're way out of our league but we will wank ourselves silly over your photos.

It'll be Mr who reads your messages, mainly because Mrs hasn't got time in between servicing all the men who message asking to meet now, as it is rude not to fuck anyone who asks.

Bring a packet of hob nobs.

Put "who's the daddy" as the subject line so we know you've read all of this""

I need a couples profile for this!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Really couldn’t would need to get to knows yous well personally and intmity to be able to do that but I am wonderful at righting profiles as you can see by my own wall off text

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

""Been here before so we know the score. Professional and exceptional looking for same but accepting anyone for banging, humping and all the sexy sex shiz.

No reply means we think you're way out of our league but we will wank ourselves silly over your photos.

It'll be Mr who reads your messages, mainly because Mrs hasn't got time in between servicing all the men who message asking to meet now, as it is rude not to fuck anyone who asks.

Bring a packet of hob nobs.

Put "who's the daddy" as the subject line so we know you've read all of this"

I need a couples profile for this! "

I'm considering using it for ours.

Not mine and yours ours, obviously.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If prefer to write a verification for you op …

*has no one tried this line yet? Come on guys!!!

You can only leave us a verification 6 hours and 6 minutes into our meet I'm afraid.

So we have to go at it twice then?

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

""Been here before so we know the score. Professional and exceptional looking for same but accepting anyone for banging, humping and all the sexy sex shiz.

No reply means we think you're way out of our league but we will wank ourselves silly over your photos.

It'll be Mr who reads your messages, mainly because Mrs hasn't got time in between servicing all the men who message asking to meet now, as it is rude not to fuck anyone who asks.

Bring a packet of hob nobs.

Put "who's the daddy" as the subject line so we know you've read all of this"

I need a couples profile for this!

I'm considering using it for ours.

Not mine and yours ours, obviously."

Oh it's like that is it! Refuse me access to the profile text, and now knock me back from a couples profile too!

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

We are a young couple who have sex with others.

Like my tits?

That's it. That's all you need.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

Warning: Will steal your wife

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Warning: Will steal your wife

LvM"

You're the one that left your wife in a dark hotel room with strangers.. It's not my fault if the rope tied itself between her and the bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just a couple of improvements:

You forgot to tick the 'Looking for TVs' box.

Your age range upper limit is too low

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just a couple of improvements:

You forgot to tick the 'Looking for TVs' box.

Your age range upper limit is too low"

Ah yes, I see your logic

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

""Been here before so we know the score. Professional and exceptional looking for same but accepting anyone for banging, humping and all the sexy sex shiz.

No reply means we think you're way out of our league but we will wank ourselves silly over your photos.

It'll be Mr who reads your messages, mainly because Mrs hasn't got time in between servicing all the men who message asking to meet now, as it is rude not to fuck anyone who asks.

Bring a packet of hob nobs.

Put "who's the daddy" as the subject line so we know you've read all of this"

I need a couples profile for this!

I'm considering using it for ours.

Not mine and yours ours, obviously.

Oh it's like that is it! Refuse me access to the profile text, and now knock me back from a couples profile too!

I didn't say that. We would need different text

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