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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
A lady called Mrs Jones who bizarrely is not from Wales but from the Davey Crockett state of Texas. Davey Crockett invented the fur hat with racoon tail hanging down and literally put Texas on the map.
Well Mrs Jones was minding her own business outside when a hawk that had caught a wild and dangerous snake accidentally dropped the snake on Mrs Jones. The serpent then wrapped itself around her arms while the snake repeatedly bit her on the face. The hawk then attacked to reclaim it's meal and attacked both the snake and Mrs Jones. Is Mrs Jones the unluckiest Texan ever. What's going on here guys. It's all over the news |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"Is it wrong that this made me giggle when I heard it on the Radio?
I was too busy laughing to hear whether it was a highly toxic snake, so hopefully she was ok  "
She luckily survived and by one account it was her specs that saved her.. the vicious snake kept striking at her eyes but luckily the glass in her specs saved her.. lady lucky to survive |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"Is it wrong that this made me giggle when I heard it on the Radio?
I was too busy laughing to hear whether it was a highly toxic snake, so hopefully she was ok
Made you giggle ? "
Yes Tom. I pictured it in my head but it was a lot more Chaplineseque. I’m a bit weird like that  |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"Is it wrong that this made me giggle when I heard it on the Radio?
I was too busy laughing to hear whether it was a highly toxic snake, so hopefully she was ok
Made you giggle ?
Yes Tom. I pictured it in my head but it was a lot more Chaplineseque. I’m a bit weird like that "
This woman was bitten by a snake that appeared out in of the sky and then a bird of in prey went for her ? |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"Is it wrong that this made me giggle when I heard it on the Radio?
I was too busy laughing to hear whether it was a highly toxic snake, so hopefully she was ok
Made you giggle ?
Yes Tom. I pictured it in my head but it was a lot more Chaplineseque. I’m a bit weird like that
This woman was bitten by a snake that appeared out in of the sky and then a bird of in prey went for her ?"
I know Tom, what are the chances - you couldn’t write that sort of thing! But I’ll consider myself chastised  |
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"A lady called Mrs Jones who bizarrely is not from Wales but from the Davey Crockett state of Texas. Davey Crockett invented the fur hat with racoon tail hanging down and literally put Texas on the map.
Well Mrs Jones was minding her own business outside when a hawk that had caught a wild and dangerous snake accidentally dropped the snake on Mrs Jones. The serpent then wrapped itself around her arms while the snake repeatedly bit her on the face. The hawk then attacked to reclaim it's meal and attacked both the snake and Mrs Jones. Is Mrs Jones the unluckiest Texan ever. What's going on here guys. It's all over the news"
What's going on here ??
She's got a thing going on  |
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"Is Brexit to blame?
What's going on here?
Definitely Brexit. I also blame Boris.
Not you again.
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Yeah! Us.
What say you to Boris being responsible for this monstrous set of circumstances? Probably something his father wrote a book about, once. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"Is Brexit to blame?
What's going on here?
Definitely Brexit. I also blame Boris.
Not you again.
.
Yeah! Us.
What say you to Boris being responsible for this monstrous set of circumstances? Probably something his father wrote a book about, once. "
Shoosh ! |
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"Is Brexit to blame?
What's going on here?
Definitely Brexit. I also blame Boris.
Not you again.
.
Yeah! Us.
What say you to Boris being responsible for this monstrous set of circumstances? Probably something his father wrote a book about, once.
Shoosh !"
I think that *shoosh* sound is what the swooping hawk sounded like. I wonder what the snake sounded like? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is Brexit to blame?
What's going on here?
Definitely Brexit. I also blame Boris.
Not you again.
.
Yeah! Us.
What say you to Boris being responsible for this monstrous set of circumstances? Probably something his father wrote a book about, once.
Shoosh !
I think that *shoosh* sound is what the swooping hawk sounded like. I wonder what the snake sounded like? "
Hisssssszz..... Ouch |
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I was too busy laughing to hear whether it was a highly toxic snake"
WOAH!!!! back the fuck up!
Theres enough confusion in Tomland between Poisonous and Venomous...don't be bringing your bloody toxic nonsense in to the mix too  |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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I was too busy laughing to hear whether it was a highly toxic snake
WOAH!!!! back the fuck up!
Theres enough confusion in Tomland between Poisonous and Venomous...don't be bringing your bloody toxic nonsense in to the mix too "
Toxic you say... |
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I was too busy laughing to hear whether it was a highly toxic snake
WOAH!!!! back the fuck up!
Theres enough confusion in Tomland between Poisonous and Venomous...don't be bringing your bloody toxic nonsense in to the mix too
Toxic you say... "
Yes! Venomous, poisonous, toxic, vicious buggers those sky pythons  |
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Could it have been Samuel Jacksons fault? He threw the snake off the plane it hit an innocent hawk quietly circling minding its own business infuriating the hawk then landed on this woman and repeatedly tried to kill her with its death bite… the hawk sprung to action to save the innocent woman from this aggressive attacker and its good deed has been cruelly misinterpreted by the gutter press … so Samuel Jackson… troublemaking twat!! Should be the headline!! |
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"What I want to know is, "where does Davy Crocket fit in to all this ?
Davy, Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier made famous for his part in the Battle of The Alamo in Texas"
Errr king of the wild frontier was Adam from Adam and the ants!! |
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Yes I know Davy Crocket died at the battle of the Alamo but that was back in March. 1836. So he clearly couldn't have been responsible for the snake attacking the poor woman and subsequently the Hawk, 'who in my opinion is a hero' saving the poor woman's life. |
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"Is Brexit to blame?
What's going on here?
Definitely Brexit. I also blame Boris.
Not you again.
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Yeah! Us.
What say you to Boris being responsible for this monstrous set of circumstances? Probably something his father wrote a book about, once. "
Even if he was he'd be guaranteed to lie about it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It is not known if the hawk dropped the snake deliberately to stun or kill it before eating it but the poor lady was just unlucky and was literally in the wrong place at the wrong time "
The thing is we have only heard from the woman and her side of the story. Until we hear from the hawk and snake its hard to know the full story. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It is not known if the hawk dropped the snake deliberately to stun or kill it before eating it but the poor lady was just unlucky and was literally in the wrong place at the wrong time
The thing is we have only heard from the woman and her side of the story. Until we hear from the hawk and snake its hard to know the full story."
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