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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago
Tipton |
Sounds fishy to me,
I went into my local chip shop the other night, I said have you got any chips left ? They said yes , I replied serves you right for cooking too many
There was a fight in the chip shop the other day, 2 fish got battered |
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"Sounds fishy to me,
I went into my local chip shop the other night, I said have you got any chips left ? They said yes , I replied serves you right for cooking too many
There was a fight in the chip shop the other day, 2 fish got battered "
Shark the number of times I've heard that . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No need to be so salty about it, let's all be pukka.
I do like a pukka pie but today
I couldnt give a flying fish about haveing one "
Changing your Tuna now are you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm sorry that's disappointing I know how you feel yesterday I nearly cried because I was looking forward to icecream and as I got to the door he closed the shutters because in his defence it was closing time and I didn't realise but yeah I was upset so I can relate to this post massively right now. |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
I think we've haddock enough puns now, for shore. No trout about it, some of them were reely good, I've been perch'd on the edge of my seat.
But now it's time to stop being koi, and say stop carping on, for cod's hake!
Witch ever sole started this had the a great threadfin, and you guys shore did fillet. OP's breams really came true on this one.
The net result is some tope puns,a school on how to make fish jokes.
Whelk done.
I'm getting crabby now so I'll stop.
Fish. |
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"I think we've haddock enough puns now, for shore. No trout about it, some of them were reely good, I've been perch'd on the edge of my seat.
But now it's time to stop being koi, and say stop carping on, for cod's hake!
Witch ever sole started this had the a great threadfin, and you guys shore did fillet. OP's breams really came true on this one.
The net result is some tope puns,a school on how to make fish jokes.
Whelk done.
I'm getting crabby now so I'll stop.
Fish."
Brilliant.
Well yes I've had whale of the time
With thread why my man drowning
In the desert died a death i dont know .oh well
That's fab for you . |
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"I fish everyone would scampi on past this t(r)optic (cal fish thread)..
Do like a bit of scampi
Food for the sole…"
Indeed it is and you have inspired me to have scampi for tea . and I might even go indulge in a prawn sarnie for lunch . |
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"I fish everyone would scampi on past this t(r)optic (cal fish thread)..
Do like a bit of scampi
Food for the sole…
Indeed it is and you have inspired me to have scampi for tea . and I might even go indulge in a prawn sarnie for lunch ."
Takes me back to my youth….. parents ran a fish and chip shop and I loved putting in some scampi to the fryer… also loved a piece of rock which they don’t advertise too much down my way… |
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"I fish everyone would scampi on past this t(r)optic (cal fish thread)..
Do like a bit of scampi
Food for the sole…
Indeed it is and you have inspired me to have scampi for tea . and I might even go indulge in a prawn sarnie for lunch .
Takes me back to my youth….. parents ran a fish and chip shop and I loved putting in some scampi to the fryer… also loved a piece of rock which they don’t advertise too much down my way…"
Don’t forget the tartar sauce…delish |
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Some of these comments are skating on thin ice.
Batter the door in.
Ask them what sort of plaice they are running.
Have they no sole, denying your fishy fix?
Its not all about the bass.
Also, his mullet is out of fashion.
If they haddock had the decency to tell you, you cod of gone somewhere else.
They sound a bit crabby to me. |
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"I'll have cod please"
"Sorry, we've no cod left"
"In that case I'll have cod please"
"I said we've not got any cod"
"OK, I'll have cod instead"
"OK, answer me this. How many f's in fish?"
"One"
"How many f's in fork?"
"One"
"How many f's in cod?"
"There's no f in cod"
"That's what I've been trying to tell you!!"
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""I'll have cod please"
"Sorry, we've no cod left"
"In that case I'll have cod please"
"I said we've not got any cod"
"OK, I'll have cod instead"
"OK, answer me this. How many f's in fish?"
"One"
"How many f's in fork?"
"One"
"How many f's in cod?"
"There's no f in cod"
"That's what I've been trying to tell you!!"
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ffffffffff fucksake have haddock or a hake |
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