Doctor revisited

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A man went to the doctor with a stick of lettuce sticking out of his ear.

The doctor said:

"That's very strange".

"It is"; agreed the man... "And that's only the tip of the iceberg".

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doctor: “Nurse, how is that gurl doing who swallowed 10 quarters last night?”

Nurse: “No change yet.”