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"Drop the Mrs off somewhere in Gateshead so she could shag a bloke in his shed whilst his girlfriend was asleep in the house  "
If he had offered her his “man cave” would that have made a difference? |
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over a year ago
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"Drop the Mrs off somewhere in Gateshead so she could shag a bloke in his shed whilst his girlfriend was asleep in the house
If he had offered her his “man cave” would that have made a difference?"
As long as that wasn’t a nickname for his gape  |
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over a year ago
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"Drop the Mrs off somewhere in Gateshead so she could shag a bloke in his shed whilst his girlfriend was asleep in the house
I hope the shed at least had an off cut of carpet on the floor mind "
I’ll let you know when I pick her back up  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Someone once printed a picture of me on a pillow.
Fuck me, that's bordering on stalking
Definitely needed reporting. To the police."
I would have been round there ASAP to have it out with them.
They could be doing all kinds of pervy stuff with it. |
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"Drop the Mrs off somewhere in Gateshead so she could shag a bloke in his shed whilst his girlfriend was asleep in the house
I hope the shed at least had an off cut of carpet on the floor mind
I’ll let you know when I pick her back up "
With an offer like that she may not return |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Please pretend to be my daughter. I've had that one several times. I wish you could phone the police when it comes to messages like that.
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I've had the mum/mom one a few times.
I tell them it's past their bedtime so go to sleep.
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"Please pretend to be my daughter. I've had that one several times. I wish you could phone the police when it comes to messages like that.
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That is seriously too far mind, there should be more done about this kinda thing. |
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over a year ago
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I was asked if I would stand on the edge of a slurry pit and watch a man lower himself into it. There would be £3k cash on the edge of the pit that I could walk away with once he'd lowered himself down.
I was extremely concerned about his mental health. |
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"I was asked if I would stand on the edge of a slurry pit and watch a man lower himself into it. There would be £3k cash on the edge of the pit that I could walk away with once he'd lowered himself down.
I was extremely concerned about his mental health."
Was the plan he would just drown in it or was he gonna miraculously rise from the slurry like some kind of 2nd coming of the poop lords ? |
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"Someone once printed a picture of me on a pillow. "
A guy sent me a picture once of a photo on his office wall. Nice big scenic landscape thing, he told me to look closer. He'd take one of my public pics and it was in the background of the photo.
He was shit in bed aswell.
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"Someone once printed a picture of me on a pillow.
A guy sent me a picture once of a photo on his office wall. Nice big scenic landscape thing, he told me to look closer. He'd take one of my public pics and it was in the background of the photo.
He was shit in bed aswell.
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You said I was adequate  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone once printed a picture of me on a pillow.
A guy sent me a picture once of a photo on his office wall. Nice big scenic landscape thing, he told me to look closer. He'd take one of my public pics and it was in the background of the photo.
He was shit in bed aswell.
You said I was adequate "
Oh, you're on here. This is awkward. |
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"Someone once printed a picture of me on a pillow.
A guy sent me a picture once of a photo on his office wall. Nice big scenic landscape thing, he told me to look closer. He'd take one of my public pics and it was in the background of the photo.
He was shit in bed aswell.
You said I was adequate
Oh, you're on here. This is awkward. "
I’m taking your picture down. |
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"Couple asking for a meet at their house while kids were in bed …….. yuck ??
What social meet or jiggy jiggy meet ? Well either way isn’t good is it "
Yep a sex meet ,I wouldn’t even consider a social and sadly this isn’t a one off incident , |
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"I was asked if I would stand on the edge of a slurry pit and watch a man lower himself into it. There would be £3k cash on the edge of the pit that I could walk away with once he'd lowered himself down.
I was extremely concerned about his mental health.
Was the plan he would just drown in it or was he gonna miraculously rise from the slurry like some kind of 2nd coming of the poop lords ? "
I really don't think he realised the dangers |
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"Someone once printed a picture of me on a pillow.
A guy sent me a picture once of a photo on his office wall. Nice big scenic landscape thing, he told me to look closer. He'd take one of my public pics and it was in the background of the photo.
He was shit in bed aswell.
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"Couple asking for a meet at their house while kids were in bed …….. yuck ??
What social meet or jiggy jiggy meet ? Well either way isn’t good is it
Yep a sex meet ,I wouldn’t even consider a social and sadly this isn’t a one off incident , "
We’ve not encountered it yet but it’ll be a firm no from us |
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"I was asked if I would stand on the edge of a slurry pit and watch a man lower himself into it. There would be £3k cash on the edge of the pit that I could walk away with once he'd lowered himself down.
I was extremely concerned about his mental health.
Was the plan he would just drown in it or was he gonna miraculously rise from the slurry like some kind of 2nd coming of the poop lords ?
I really don't think he realised the dangers "
I’d not even class that as a fetish/kink it’s just suicide isn’t it really and paying someone to watch you do it |
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over a year ago
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Back when I was om here as a couple a bloke asked my other half if he would be kind enough to post him her used tampons in a jiffy bag.
Apparently he wanted to make cups of tea with them...
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"Back when I was om here as a couple a bloke asked my other half if he would be kind enough to post him her used tampons in a jiffy bag.
Apparently he wanted to make cups of tea with them...
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I’ve just been sick in my mouth ! Too far, far too far ! |
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"Back when I was om here as a couple a bloke asked my other half if he would be kind enough to post him her used tampons in a jiffy bag.
Apparently he wanted to make cups of tea with them...
I’ve just been sick in my mouth ! Too far, far too far !"
New side line idea... |
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"Back when I was om here as a couple a bloke asked my other half if he would be kind enough to post him her used tampons in a jiffy bag.
Apparently he wanted to make cups of tea with them...
I’ve just been sick in my mouth ! Too far, far too far !
New side line idea..."
Get Ann Summers on the phone ! |
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"Back when I was om here as a couple a bloke asked my other half if he would be kind enough to post him her used tampons in a jiffy bag.
Apparently he wanted to make cups of tea with them...
I’ve just been sick in my mouth ! Too far, far too far !
New side line idea...
Get Ann Summers on the phone ! "
I vaguely remember him saying Kotex made the best cuppas... if that helps your venture! |
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"Back when I was om here as a couple a bloke asked my other half if he would be kind enough to post him her used tampons in a jiffy bag.
Apparently he wanted to make cups of tea with them...
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Bloody hell!! |
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By *evenishMan
over a year ago
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"Couple asking for a meet at their house while kids were in bed …….. yuck ?? "
Yep, I've had that one, only I wasn't told the 8 year old daughter was asleep in her bedroom until AFTER we'd had the sex and both fucked his wife. I was shocked. |
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"Drop the Mrs off somewhere in Gateshead so she could shag a bloke in his shed whilst his girlfriend was asleep in the house
I hope the shed at least had an off cut of carpet on the floor mind
I’ll let you know when I pick her back up "
Boom boom! |
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"Back when I was om here as a couple a bloke asked my other half if he would be kind enough to post him her used tampons in a jiffy bag.
Apparently he wanted to make cups of tea with them...
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I've heard of this too. He was from Leeds and doing the rounds a few years ago. He asked a lady I was meeting at the time for hers too. |
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"I was asked if I would stand on the edge of a slurry pit and watch a man lower himself into it. There would be £3k cash on the edge of the pit that I could walk away with once he'd lowered himself down.
I was extremely concerned about his mental health."
I had this one. I'm sure it was the same guy and he was rather rife on the fetish sites.
From what I could gather, he didn't intend on coming back up... |
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over a year ago
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"Someone once printed a picture of me on a pillow.
Fuck me, that's bordering on stalking
Definitely needed reporting. To the police.
I put you on a t-shirt instead, and wear it to bed"
I need to start selling merch. |
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"I was asked if I would stand on the edge of a slurry pit and watch a man lower himself into it. There would be £3k cash on the edge of the pit that I could walk away with once he'd lowered himself down.
I was extremely concerned about his mental health."
I think he messages everyone.
Same with the guy who wants women to shit on his chest.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was asked to give a lap dance to a guy while he put money in my boxers and he said I could keep the money. I would've accepted but he'd be asking for it all back after seeing me dance |
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"I was asked to give a lap dance to a guy while he put money in my boxers and he said I could keep the money. I would've accepted but he'd be asking for it all back after seeing me dance "
... if I were a stripper people would be paying me to put my clothes ON! |
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"I was asked if I would stand on the edge of a slurry pit and watch a man lower himself into it. There would be £3k cash on the edge of the pit that I could walk away with once he'd lowered himself down.
I was extremely concerned about his mental health.
I had this one. I'm sure it was the same guy and he was rather rife on the fetish sites.
From what I could gather, he didn't intend on coming back up... "
It was a few years ago now. I've never forgotten that message, it really was quite concerning  |
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"Drop the Mrs off somewhere in Gateshead so she could shag a bloke in his shed whilst his girlfriend was asleep in the house "
Ooo god been there done that went through with it to get home not sure if marriage or girlfriend but definitely sounded like it with the sanaro
Back when staying with parents use to get guys to pick me up as house was a no go
Guy picked me up got to his place and he sed we need to round the back I thought ok maybe you don’t want people to see someone comeing and going at this time off night ie 1am
Got around the back and he sed this way went up the top off the garden and open the sed and sed ok let’s get started
I was like emmm no then thought ooo wait a minute I am like 20 miles from home no money or way home
If I say no he’s not running me house
So yip went though with it got ran home never meet him again |
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"Most of the disgusting, weird and downright horrifying things I've been asked are listed on my profile "wall of shame" bit at the bottom of my profile. Don't read if you've just eaten. "
Fuck a melon on what’s app hahahaha |
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"Drop the Mrs off somewhere in Gateshead so she could shag a bloke in his shed whilst his girlfriend was asleep in the house "
How long did you leave her for? Hopefully enough time to grab a burger!
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"Most of the disgusting, weird and downright horrifying things I've been asked are listed on my profile "wall of shame" bit at the bottom of my profile. Don't read if you've just eaten. "
Had a few of these in your profile list but yours win hands down! lol x |
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over a year ago
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All kinds of random freaky stuff - a lot of it for shock value I’m sure but it just makes me laugh! I don’t reply or block & leave them on read which invariably ends up with a couple of them imploding  |
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I was asked:
"Turn up to the house wearing a corset and suspenders, rail the waiting wife who would be bent over the bed with a paper bag on her head. Then, shoot my load over the hubby who would be watching in the corner and leave afterwards without saying a word. I would also have to provide the lingerie."
It's a no from me |
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"I was asked:
"Turn up to the house wearing a corset and suspenders, rail the waiting wife who would be bent over the bed with a paper bag on her head. Then, shoot my load over the hubby who would be watching in the corner and leave afterwards without saying a word. I would also have to provide the lingerie."
It's a no from me "
Sweet baby Jesus |
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"Drop the Mrs off somewhere in Gateshead so she could shag a bloke in his shed whilst his girlfriend was asleep in the house "
Think that same bloke wanted to shag me in his shed  |
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"Drop the Mrs off somewhere in Gateshead so she could shag a bloke in his shed whilst his girlfriend was asleep in the house
Think that same bloke wanted to shag me in his shed "
It must be some shed this mind, is it wrong I’d like to see it hahaha |
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"Drop the Mrs off somewhere in Gateshead so she could shag a bloke in his shed whilst his girlfriend was asleep in the house
Think that same bloke wanted to shag me in his shed "
I feel cheated. I thought we were special. |
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"Drop the Mrs off somewhere in Gateshead so she could shag a bloke in his shed whilst his girlfriend was asleep in the house
Think that same bloke wanted to shag me in his shed
It must be some shed this mind, is it wrong I’d like to see it hahaha"
Shall we all agree to meet him and turn up at the same time? |
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"Drop the Mrs off somewhere in Gateshead so she could shag a bloke in his shed whilst his girlfriend was asleep in the house
Think that same bloke wanted to shag me in his shed
It must be some shed this mind, is it wrong I’d like to see it hahaha
Shall we all agree to meet him and turn up at the same time?"
Like a communal shed viewing haha I am imagining like a top end shed no disused inflatable hot tubs or six kids bikes stuffed in it, like a shed that Titchmarsh would be proud of |
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"Drop the Mrs off somewhere in Gateshead so she could shag a bloke in his shed whilst his girlfriend was asleep in the house
Think that same bloke wanted to shag me in his shed
It must be some shed this mind, is it wrong I’d like to see it hahaha
Shall we all agree to meet him and turn up at the same time?"
Turn up as a coach party, blow his mind  |
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I blocked loads of men when I was pregnant (wasn't meeting) the obsession with the bump and what they wanted to do was just minging, I've never felt less of a person as that period on fab, having people interested in the bump and not you as a person is strange.
I won't post all the requests but some were just gross.
Mrs
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"Most of the disgusting, weird and downright horrifying things I've been asked are listed on my profile "wall of shame" bit at the bottom of my profile. Don't read if you've just eaten. "
Tbf the donut one is funny! |
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"I blocked loads of men when I was pregnant (wasn't meeting) the obsession with the bump and what they wanted to do was just minging, I've never felt less of a person as that period on fab, having people interested in the bump and not you as a person is strange.
I won't post all the requests but some were just gross.
Mrs
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Yeah I can well imagine mind it’s just strange as well isn’t it, like why |
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"Drop the Mrs off somewhere in Gateshead so she could shag a bloke in his shed whilst his girlfriend was asleep in the house
Think that same bloke wanted to shag me in his shed
It must be some shed this mind, is it wrong I’d like to see it hahaha
Shall we all agree to meet him and turn up at the same time?
Like a communal shed viewing haha I am imagining like a top end shed no disused inflatable hot tubs or six kids bikes stuffed in it, like a shed that Titchmarsh would be proud of "
If he hasn’t got a ride on lawnmower I’m out. |
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"Drop the Mrs off somewhere in Gateshead so she could shag a bloke in his shed whilst his girlfriend was asleep in the house
Think that same bloke wanted to shag me in his shed
It must be some shed this mind, is it wrong I’d like to see it hahaha
Shall we all agree to meet him and turn up at the same time?
Turn up as a coach party, blow his mind "
It’ll be the only thing being blown |
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"Please pretend to be my daughter. I've had that one several times. I wish you could phone the police when it comes to messages like that.
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I've been asked to role play as mother a few times for younger men. That's not for me. |
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By *oxesMan
over a year ago
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"…. You’ve ever been asked to take part In or undertake on fab ? And have you ever reported/blocked anyone for a request that crosses your moral line ? If so what was said request ? "
As bloke tis well known that you go though periods of time where you get no messages. So when the message button goes yellow, it can quite disheartening to see it is a random bloke who can't read and sometimes can't write.
I got into a conversation with a guy who wanted to be verbally , emotionaly and psychologicaly made to feel worthless . It was weird but at the same time I felt sorry for him. |
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"Drop the Mrs off somewhere in Gateshead so she could shag a bloke in his shed whilst his girlfriend was asleep in the house
Is it wrong that i like the sound pf ths giy "
He’s verified so I’m guessing it’s worked for him at least once. Try it and report back. |
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"After pointing out to a guy I was straight he offered me a none sexually naked oily massage he was 25years older than me "
The male half often gets those offers, we asked why he wouldn’t do the female once and he got really angry saying he hates women etc |
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"Drop the Mrs off somewhere in Gateshead so she could shag a bloke in his shed whilst his girlfriend was asleep in the house
Is it wrong that i like the sound pf ths giy
He’s verified so I’m guessing it’s worked for him at least once. Try it and report back."
Who is this person that’s verified him ? We need to speak to them and get the down low on this shed haha |
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By *oxesMan
over a year ago
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"Drop the Mrs off somewhere in Gateshead so she could shag a bloke in his shed whilst his girlfriend was asleep in the house
Is it wrong that i like the sound pf ths giy
He’s verified so I’m guessing it’s worked for him at least once. Try it and report back.
Who is this person that’s verified him ? We need to speak to them and get the down low on this shed haha"
I think he upgraded to a log cabin maybe that what swayed her, and was a deal breaker |
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"Drop the Mrs off somewhere in Gateshead so she could shag a bloke in his shed whilst his girlfriend was asleep in the house
Is it wrong that i like the sound pf ths giy
He’s verified so I’m guessing it’s worked for him at least once. Try it and report back.
Who is this person that’s verified him ? We need to speak to them and get the down low on this shed haha
I think he upgraded to a log cabin maybe that what swayed her, and was a deal breaker "
Either that or he has offered to show them around his greenhouse as well as his shed, double delight ! |
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"Drop the Mrs off somewhere in Gateshead so she could shag a bloke in his shed whilst his girlfriend was asleep in the house
Is it wrong that i like the sound pf ths giy
He’s verified so I’m guessing it’s worked for him at least once. Try it and report back.
Who is this person that’s verified him ? We need to speak to them and get the down low on this shed haha"
It’s in Gateshead. Chances are it’s a pigeon coop |
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"Drop the Mrs off somewhere in Gateshead so she could shag a bloke in his shed whilst his girlfriend was asleep in the house
Is it wrong that i like the sound pf ths giy
He’s verified so I’m guessing it’s worked for him at least once. Try it and report back.
Who is this person that’s verified him ? We need to speak to them and get the down low on this shed haha
It’s in Gateshead. Chances are it’s a pigeon coop "
Brought back memories of watching Geordie Racer at school there |
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"Drop the Mrs off somewhere in Gateshead so she could shag a bloke in his shed whilst his girlfriend was asleep in the house
Is it wrong that i like the sound pf ths giy
He’s verified so I’m guessing it’s worked for him at least once. Try it and report back.
Who is this person that’s verified him ? We need to speak to them and get the down low on this shed haha
It’s in Gateshead. Chances are it’s a pigeon coop
Brought back memories of watching Geordie Racer at school there "
There’s my next profile name sorted |
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