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If you could change the sound of your farts what would you change it to

By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An American train horn

By *ensualist-xMan over a year ago

London/Colchester

The opening chords of 'Crossroads'

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An asthmatic duck

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Mario noise

By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Crazy frog.

Mrs TMN x

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A wolf whistle

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dukes of Hazzard air horn.

By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

The horn of the General Lee in Dukes of Hazard.

By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

It's the smell you should worry about

By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

I quite like the sound of my farts ! The dog don't!