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Why do footballers scratch their balls so much?
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"there just rearranging them i did it all the time when i was playing,, i even got booked for it" That’s a harsh booking. It was only your own balls you were fiddling with was it? Hadn’t done a vinnie Jones? | |||
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"Any ideas? " Because the don't use Jocko Inch remdy know to cure all Ball affliction in one application | |||
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"Cause they’ve just shagged their team mates Mrs " Like xhaka? | |||
"It’s like asking ‘why do dogs lick their own balls’ " Thats an easy one. | |||
"You see people doing that in the street all the time "I try to be discreet 
Frank | |||
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"Not noticed" Me neither. I don't watch football. | |||
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"Not been watching it but are the women footballers adjusting knicker sandwiches? " They just tuck in a stray beef curtain | |||
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"It’s like asking ‘why do dogs lick their own balls’ " This reminds me of when a few mates and myself were in the pub and old Alfred was there with his dog Oscar. Oscar was laid there hind leg in the air licking his balls when one of my mates said “I wish I could do that” I quickly replied to him “well if you ask him nicely”  | |||
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"It’s like asking ‘why do dogs lick their own balls’ This reminds me of when a few mates and myself were in the pub and old Alfred was there with his dog Oscar. Oscar was laid there hind leg in the air licking his balls when one of my mates said “I wish I could do that” I quickly replied to him “well if you ask him nicely” "Hahahahaha | |||
"To sniff them " Joachim Löw was infamous for this - caught on camera too (as the coach of Germany, not a player though). He was also caught picking boogers out of his nose - but that's a separate topic. | |||
