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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
Dear gentlemen, fellows, lotharios and cads,
When was the last time you were woo'd and romantically pursued by the opposite sex?
Does it happen often? Is it happening now? Do you enjoy and take delight in the attention and relish the experience?
At the very least it must put a smile on your face! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Step one of how to woo a man.
1. Show boobs.
Man is sufficiently wooed.
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Mrs sent me booby pics from the bathroom last night. I can confirm you are right. |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
I met a lewd nude in Bermuda
Who thought she was shrewd: I was shrewder;
She thought it quite crude
To be wooed in the nude;
I pursued her, subdued her, and screwed her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Step one of how to woo a man.
1. Show boobs.
Man is sufficiently wooed.
Mrs sent me booby pics from the bathroom last night. I can confirm you are right."
I always am
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"Ahh Nero! But would a cad wish to be pursued? Would this not bore him? Take away the thrill of the chase? The ego trip of catching the damsell?  "
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This is a fair point! I shall remove all references to "cad". Thank you, dear damsell. X |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I'm not really the wooing sort. Or the woo'd sort. I'd love to be but no, alas, that's not me! I do like making an effort when I'm interested in someone, whether that's planning a date, purchasing/baking little things I know they'd like. Paying attention to them I guess. Making them feel like they're something to me, because they are.
Maybe that's a millennial version of wooing? |
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Was a very long time ago, but to be honest I don’t mind it. The only exception I take is if they pursue with grand gestures, not a fan of those.
I like small gestures as it means a lot of thought has gone in, even something as simple as a coffee or flowers.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Step one of how to woo a man.
1. Show boobs.
Man is sufficiently wooed.
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I'm going to do the impossible and ask you to test that theory, Jåg. Send forth a montage of your breasts, please."
I didn't mean my boobs
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Step one of how to woo a man.
1. Show boobs.
Man is sufficiently wooed.
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I'm going to do the impossible and ask you to test that theory, Jåg. Send forth a montage of your breasts, please.
I didn't mean my boobs
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Or lack of   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Step one of how to woo a man.
1. Show boobs.
Man is sufficiently wooed.
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I'm going to do the impossible and ask you to test that theory, Jåg. Send forth a montage of your breasts, please.
I didn't mean my boobs
Or lack of "
Yeah alright |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"I'm not really the wooing sort. Or the woo'd sort. I'd love to be but no, alas, that's not me! I do like making an effort when I'm interested in someone, whether that's planning a date, purchasing/baking little things I know they'd like. Paying attention to them I guess. Making them feel like they're something to me, because they are.
Maybe that's a millennial version of wooing? "
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I keep forgetting that you're a relative puppy compared to some of us relics on here. Allow me to woo you.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I could be easily seduced, but I wouldnt say anything stood out to be woo'd.
That being said, there are some things women do that really impresss me, like;
- Offering to pay for a meal
- Holding the door open for another person - male or female
- Helping someone with a pram (mother or father) up stairs.
Those kinds of things. Perhaps this speak to my annoyance when I have the door slam in my face or when I had a pram and two kids and no one offering to help.
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
Isn't it just a case of sending tit pics in the messages
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Never romantically woo'd 
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However, a while back i was invited for tea by an older woman work colleague in a previous job. I thought was just a friendly catch-up, but When I met her at the train station, she admitted tea was a metaphor for inviting to her apartment as she's been wanting to invite me for so long   |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm not really the wooing sort. Or the woo'd sort. I'd love to be but no, alas, that's not me! I do like making an effort when I'm interested in someone, whether that's planning a date, purchasing/baking little things I know they'd like. Paying attention to them I guess. Making them feel like they're something to me, because they are.
Maybe that's a millennial version of wooing?
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I keep forgetting that you're a relative puppy compared to some of us relics on here. Allow me to woo you.
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Ha! Teach me how to woo. I think men like being woo'd to a certain extent, I've often heard the surprise that they're not having to plan the social/date. I think even now it's expected the man will take the lead and woo, the woman with bosom heaving will be woo'd. |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"Was a very long time ago, but to be honest I don’t mind it. The only exception I take is if they pursue with grand gestures, not a fan of those.
I like small gestures as it means a lot of thought has gone in, even something as simple as a coffee or flowers. "
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Men receiving flowers... This should happen more often. No, not more often - it should just happen! |
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I’m sometimes surprised to find out I’ve been wooed without my knowledge. I’m oblivious.
Like with my wife. First I’d noticed was when she leaned in for a kiss, but apparently she’d been seducing me for weeks - or so her best friend told me later.
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"A long fucking time ago
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You get woo'd by Bøø all the time. It's a Boo Woo. 
Stop spreading those rumours, i don't touch him!!
I’d do a Boo Woo too  "
I'm an expert at the Boo Woo Game!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear gentlemen, fellows, lotharios and cads,
When was the last time you were woo'd and romantically pursued by the opposite sex?
Does it happen often? Is it happening now? Do you enjoy and take delight in the attention and relish the experience?
At the very least it must put a smile on your face!"
I can’t actually ever recount being wooed pretty sad state of affairs really seeing as I’d enjoy being wooed |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"I met a lewd nude in Bermuda
Who thought she was shrewd: I was shrewder;
She thought it quite crude
To be wooed in the nude;
I pursued her, subdued her, and s
crewed her.
Did you marry her?? "
The answer should read. "She said, I do, do, do!" |
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"Dear gentlemen, fellows, lotharios and cads,
When was the last time you were woo'd and romantically pursued by the opposite sex?
Does it happen often? Is it happening now? Do you enjoy and take delight in the attention and relish the experience?
At the very least it must put a smile on your face!"
Twice today |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Terwit a woo, terwit a woo here he comes to me.. Flirty girty from number thirty
I look radiant
Smell so sweet
Hope he wisks me off my feet
That frog he would a wooing go |
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"What about being wooed by a gentleman? Offering a coffee and expecting her knickers to fall, doesn't cut it."
To be fair, offering a coffee ranks quite highly in the *acts of wooing hierarchy*
I like to woo and be wooed.
But I dont drink coffee unfortunately. |
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"What about being wooed by a gentleman? Offering a coffee and expecting her knickers to fall, doesn't cut it.
To be fair, offering a coffee ranks quite highly in the *acts of wooing hierarchy*
I like to woo and be wooed.
But I dont drink coffee unfortunately."
So I should offer you a coffee then drink it myself?
I really don’t think I’ve got the hang of this |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Wait a minute - I have to do more than shave???
Not in!!
Nah, they're just trying to play hard to get. Flash them boob and you're in. "
Oh that's ok then! Sounded like effort otherwise |
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"I'm not really the wooing sort. Or the woo'd sort. I'd love to be but no, alas, that's not me! I do like making an effort when I'm interested in someone, whether that's planning a date, purchasing/baking little things I know they'd like. Paying attention to them I guess. Making them feel like they're something to me, because they are.
Maybe that's a millennial version of wooing? "
That's every version of wooing, Meli...
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