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By *he_original_polo OP Woman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

If you are offended by a partner farting, which bit is worse:

A) Hearing one (with no smell)

B) Smelling a silent one

C) It's only offensive when loud and smelly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im not offended, you cant hold whats not in your hand....but them silent but deadlies are the fickin worst.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you are offended by a partner farting, which bit is worse:

A) Hearing one (with no smell)

B) Smelling a silent one

C) It's only offensive when loud and smelly"

got to be B silent but deadly is the worst

at least with the others there's an audible alarm sounded

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"If you are offended by a partner farting, which bit is worse:

A) Hearing one (with no smell)

B) Smelling a silent one

C) It's only offensive when loud and smelly"
i only get cross when im dutch ovened!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you are offended by a partner farting, which bit is worse:

A) Hearing one (with no smell)

B) Smelling a silent one

C) It's only offensive when loud and smelly

got to be B silent but deadly is the worst

at least with the others there's an audible alarm sounded "

And you can have a jolly good laugh at the noise......

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By *ig badMan over a year ago

Up North :-)

Its natural. i figure all that wind in wummen has to get out some place so its one end or t'other.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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Silent deadly ones that do a lap of honour are the worst

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By *ig badMan over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Silent deadly ones that do a lap of honour are the worst

bit of vic under each nostril works wonders.

Its when a wummon drops one when your inches away that really naffs me off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love the happy gurgling sound of a fanny fart....

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By *ig badMan over a year ago

Up North :-)

"I love the happy gurgling sound of a fanny fart....

You don't apply bubbles by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love the happy gurgling sound of a fanny fart....

You don't apply bubbles by any chance?

Yes!

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By *ig badMan over a year ago

Up North :-)

"I love the happy gurgling sound of a fanny fart....

You don't apply bubbles by any chance?

Yes!

Ha knew it you KINKY bugger!!! Bet you have a marsbar in your pocket too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love the happy gurgling sound of a fanny fart....

You don't apply bubbles by any chance?

Yes!

Ha knew it you KINKY bugger!!! Bet you have a marsbar in your pocket too! "

No Im just pleased to see you...

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