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What would you do if a bird shit on your car ??

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By *reelove1969 OP Couple over a year ago

bristol

dump her ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

clean it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

whats pink and hard?

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By *reelove1969 OP Couple over a year ago

bristol

hmmm .. do tell !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a pig with a flick knife

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

not try shagging on the bonnet again lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out yr trousers ?

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By *amslam1000Man over a year ago

willenhall

"What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out yr trousers ?"

your granny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never mind a car, you can wash that when you get home. A seagull once shit down my face in the middle of town on my way to work. Their cries still sound like laughter to this day!

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By *evilwolfCouple over a year ago

Leicestershire

Tell it to aim better next time

Wolf

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By *inky BunnyMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"whats pink and hard?"

Damn, always thought it was : what's black 'n white and hard?

a NUN with a flick knife! R well who gives a damn!?

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By *amslam1000Man over a year ago

willenhall

Whats Black + White And brown on top

A nun with a monk on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

U need to call Funky or Invictus can't remember which one had a little moment with a seagull on his car recently lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aslong as it weren't an ostrich :O

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By *ashful BazMan over a year ago

poole dorset

Shit, Happens!

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By *xpresMan over a year ago

Elland

Track it down n kill it slowly n painfuly

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Buy a shit car, in the 70's brown was considered almost En Vogue

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