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When I see a TV chef (i.e. one on the telly, not... oh, you know) they have this strange tip when adding a small amount of something like spice or pepper or whatever. They say...
"Not too much."
How is this helpful?! Obviously "too much" is the wrong amount by definition!
Have you ever wondered how much of something to put into food you are making and thought "How much of this should I put in? I know. Too much. Yes, I think I'll put *too much* in. That sounds about the right amount." |
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"When I see a TV chef (i.e. one on the telly, not... oh, you know) they have this strange tip when adding a small amount of something like spice or pepper or whatever. They say...
"Not too much."
How is this helpful?! Obviously "too much" is the wrong amount by definition!
Have you ever wondered how much of something to put into food you are making and thought "How much of this should I put in? I know. Too much. Yes, I think I'll put *too much* in. That sounds about the right amount." "
It also helps to be cooking in a fully stocked kitchen bigger than most other people's houses  |
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"Heard a consultant tell a diabetic lady, 'just lose weight, it's easy'
I'm not diabetic, but a surgeon told me to lose weight as follows: "just stop eating entirely.""
They had to go to medical school for that |
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"A survey of 2000 British adults found that "just stop worrying " was voted the most futile.
What's some useless advice that you have been given?"
The correct advice is stop worrying about shit that you can’t do anything about |
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"Go swimming, get more fresh air.
My Dr for literally any problem I've ever had to call with. Pretty sure neither of them would have helped a UTI  "
Maybe dip thier head tween your thighs.
Here taste that. Does taste right to you.
Sorry chuck. Just my warped sence of humour. Life tends to do that. Xx |
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"Go swimming, get more fresh air.
My Dr for literally any problem I've ever had to call with. Pretty sure neither of them would have helped a UTI
Maybe dip thier head tween your thighs.
Here taste that. Does taste right to you.
Sorry chuck. Just my warped sence of humour. Life tends to do that. Xx"
 brilliant! Also completely gross  |
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Karma will get them.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Time is a great healer.
He/she had a good innings.
Anyone who says those things to me receives a very useful piece of advice from me, ending in 'off'. |
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