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"Well, I don't want breakfast anymore. " Is that because you want to put it up the OP’s arse? | |||
"Well, I don't want breakfast anymore. " They have their own condoms on... The sausages can be washed then cooked  | |||
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"Just so I can picture it, are we talking chipolatas or jumbo hotdogs?" Hot dogs break too easy... A friend told me. | |||
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"Just so I can picture it, are we talking chipolatas or jumbo hotdogs? Hot dogs break too easy... A friend told me. " Maybe "your friend" just had a very hungry arse. | |||
"Just so I can picture it, are we talking chipolatas or jumbo hotdogs? Hot dogs break too easy... A friend told me. Maybe "your friend" just had a very hungry arse." I’ve seen a few arses trying eat a pair of knickers. There’s a hungry arse in Telford, oh hang on that’s horse.  | |||
"Because the other four are two up the nostril and two in your lug holes? Maybe " They should come in packs of 13 and he'd have one for "sounding" too! | |||
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"Well, I don't want breakfast anymore. " You're a vegetarian. | |||
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"Why do sausages come in packs of 12 when I can only fit 8 up my arse? " . Try 12 cocktail bangers  | |||
