You know what Bruce, I'm so tired I don't even want to suck dick.
Come rest your weary head.
If you start snoring before I'm asleep you're getting a slap though. But once I'm out it doesn't matter how loud you get |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
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"You know what Bruce, I'm so tired I don't even want to suck dick.
Come rest your weary head.
If you start snoring before I'm asleep you're getting a slap though. But once I'm out it doesn't matter how loud you get "
I don't snore! Do any sexy people? |
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" I don't snore! Do any sexy people?"
Yes.
Both of my favourite people sound like angry chainsaws when they fall asleep before me.
Coincidentally, angry chainsaws are exactly what I crave in those moments.
But tonight it's just me and the mutts so it's nice and quiet |
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over a year ago
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"Any spare boob pillows for me? Insomnia is so bad right now I am living off 3 hours a night
Squidge up "
*Cwtches up on the right boob*
Right is my preferred lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ASMR is my go to for sleep. simplykel/creative calm/scottish murmurs
It's so ridiculously soothing. Tragic but lovely.
Nah freaks me out. I do however always sleep with a fan "
Lilith? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Living in Asia for 8 years got me accustomed to sleeping with the sound of a fan or an air-conditioning unit murmur. Now I play the sound on YouTube to help me sleep |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thunderstorm sounds "
I was using campfire sounds until my wife suggested if I get used to the sound of fire when I am sleeping I might not wake up during a real fire. |
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