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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago
Wellingborough |
"But poetry, beauty, romance, love. These are what we stay alive for."
"Carpe Diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary." Both from Dead Poets Society and quotes that stick with me.
And then "it can't rain all the time" from The Crow. |
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""But poetry, beauty, romance, love. These are what we stay alive for."
"Carpe Diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary." Both from Dead Poets Society and quotes that stick with me.
And then "it can't rain all the time" from The Crow."
Robin Williams oh yes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt — me |
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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago
ashford |
"I did a rally driving course a couple of years ago........ I was sooo happy for the exact reason everyone knows haha
First one I don't know sorry  "
Haha that wasn't a quote!
I was just saying I actually did a rally driving course a few years back
I was happy I could now use
" he's done a rally driving course, ain't ya Tyrone " "course I ave"
Accurately haha |
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"I did a rally driving course a couple of years ago........ I was sooo happy for the exact reason everyone knows haha
First one I don't know sorry
Haha that wasn't a quote!
I was just saying I actually did a rally driving course a few years back
I was happy I could now use
" he's done a rally driving course, ain't ya Tyrone " "course I ave"
Accurately haha"
Ah yes of course .. My bad oops  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For every action there is a reaction and a Pikey reaction, is quite a fucking thing"
Also, "Do you like Dags?"
So many great one liners to list.
Snatch is a Gr8 film, but I much prefer Lock, Stock... |
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""For every action there is a reaction and a Pikey reaction, is quite a fucking thing"
Also, "Do you like Dags?"
So many great one liners to list.
Snatch is a Gr8 film, but I much prefer Lock, Stock..."
Both Amazing tbf  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""For every action there is a reaction and a Pikey reaction, is quite a fucking thing"
Also, "Do you like Dags?"
So many great one liners to list.
Snatch is a Gr8 film, but I much prefer Lock, Stock...
Both Amazing tbf "
"Tommy, the tit, is praying. And if he isn't, he fucking should be." |
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""For every action there is a reaction and a Pikey reaction, is quite a fucking thing"
Also, "Do you like Dags?"
So many great one liners to list.
Snatch is a Gr8 film, but I much prefer Lock, Stock...
Both Amazing tbf
"Tommy, the tit, is praying. And if he isn't, he fucking should be.""
Golden Brown texture like Sun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""We've lost gorgeous George.
Well where'd you lose him? He ain't a set of fucking car keys is he?"
Top 10 "
"Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work, you can always hit 'em with it." |
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers and you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
I believe that closes off the subject nicely? |
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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers and you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
I believe that closes off the subject nicely?"
Haha now that is a legendary piece of Cinema  |
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"Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt — me"
Top line,delivery brilliant.....impact, hurt my ribs |
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"Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt — me
Top line,delivery brilliant.....impact, hurt my ribs"
Absofuckinlutely  |
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"I’m gonna have to watch this again tonight now Grumps
Snatch Watching Party 
That’s something entirely different 
Being the innocent Angel I am , I don't know what you mean
Oh me either  "
Pahahahahahaha |
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Other movies quotes
My name is indigo Montoya, you killed my father prepare to die
Game over man, game over.
You should never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Anything to declare? - Yeah. Don't go to England."
Top 5 "
"I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats."
"Your seats? Tyrone, this is a s t o l e n car, mate." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don’t know why but the conversation in the car before robbing the bookies is my favourite and best bit
“ Vinny:
Did he have four fingers?
Sol:
I'm sorry, I couldn't get the bi-noc-u-lars out in time” |
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"I don’t know why but the conversation in the car before robbing the bookies is my favourite and best bit
“ Vinny:
Did he have four fingers?
Sol:
I'm sorry, I couldn't get the bi-noc-u-lars out in time”"
Awesome line I agree |
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"Can't believe no one mentioned this already:
"You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now fuck off! " "
That's the beauty of the film , so many memorable lines |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Don't think I've actually ever watched all of it.....
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Well clear a couple of hours one night and get it sorted "
Pfft you'll have to remind me to actually put it on as I'm unlikely to remember!!  |
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"Don't think I've actually ever watched all of it.....
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Well clear a couple of hours one night and get it sorted
Pfft you'll have to remind me to actually put it on as I'm unlikely to remember!! "
Right next night you have a couple of hours to yourself??
I'll remind you and you'll thank me trust me |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've never seen any of it. At all.
Looks like we need a date night to watch it together then "
Or...
We could watch something else? I mean... neither of us has chosen that film yet, so I can't imagine you fancy it any more than I do! |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"I've never seen any of it. At all.
Looks like we need a date night to watch it together then
Or...
We could watch something else? I mean... neither of us has chosen that film yet, so I can't imagine you fancy it any more than I do!"
Deal!!! |
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"I've never seen any of it. At all.
Looks like we need a date night to watch it together then
Or...
We could watch something else? I mean... neither of us has chosen that film yet, so I can't imagine you fancy it any more than I do!
Deal!!! "
So that's a No then  |
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"'yeah dad, you told us'
Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.
Avi, pull your socks up
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Oh you've just pulled out some of the best lines haha |
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Who took the jam out of your doughnuts ?
You took the fucking jam out my doughnuts Tommy. You did.
From Snatch.
If you don't mind, I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!
From The Thing |
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"Who took the jam out of your doughnuts ?
You took the fucking jam out my doughnuts Tommy. You did.
From Snatch.
If you don't mind, I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!
From The Thing"
Oh yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary.
I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
Okay, Flaming Dragon. Fuckface. First, take a big step back... and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!
Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy |
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"Obviously the film with the best one liners in history right ??
What's everyone's personal favourite one liners from Snatch or another movie if you so wish "
Snatch-adjacent I would say “it’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the faaarkin century” from Lock Stock. Otherwise
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The unlicensed boxer, right?
Do you know something that I don't?
Bubbe, I probably know a lot you don't."
"He's bad to the bone, ain't you, Tyrone?
Of course I am."
"Tyrone is gonne be driving for us. He's done a rally driving course, didn't you, Tyrone?
Of course I have."
"While I'm at the wheel, it's my car, so stop that dog dribbling on my seats. All right?"
"If you got to deal with him, you just make sure you don't end up owing him. Because then you're in his debt. Which means, you're in his pocket. And once you're in that, you ain't ever coming out."
"I don't like leaving my own country and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less than warm, sandy beaches and cocktails with little straw hats." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Watching this now "
I'd be watching my fav. Lock Stock... but it seems like the Southern Fairies have taken my DvD
Barry the Baptist: Right, where was we?
Gary: Shotguns? Well, like guns that fire shots?
Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains, then. That's right, guns that fire shots. Make sure you bring everything from inside the gun cabinet. There'll be a load of old guns, that's all I want. Everything else, outside the cabinet, you can keep, it's yours.
Gary: [sarcastically] Oh, thank you very much. There better be something there for us.
Barry the Baptist: It's a fucking stately home. Of course there'll be something there.
Dean: Like what?
Barry the Baptist: Like fucking antiques.
Dean: Antiques? What the fuck do we know about antiques? We rob post offices...
Gary:... and steal cars.
Dean: What the fuck do we know about antiques, mate?
Barry the Baptist: If it looks old, it's worth money. Simple. So stop fucking moaning and rob the place!
Gary: So who's the Guv? Who we doing this for?
Barry the Baptist: You're doing it for me is all you need to know. You know because you need to know.
Gary: I see. One of those "on a need to know basis" things, is it? Like one of those James Bond films.
Barry the Baptist: Careful. Remember who's giving you this job... Right, I'm off. Call me when you're done. Ta-ta.
Barry the Baptist: Fucking northern monkeys!
Gary: I hate these fucking southern fairies. |
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