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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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A cure for these f**king hiccups. I sound ridiculous. They've been plaguing me for most of the day and now I'm irked by myself. No one can take me seriously and people keep laughing. 
I also need someone to come and tell me what to wear because I have no clue and I'd really appreciate that. |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"A cure for these f**king hiccups. I sound ridiculous. They've been plaguing me for most of the day and now I'm irked by myself. No one can take me seriously and people keep laughing.
I also need someone to come and tell me what to wear because I have no clue and I'd really appreciate that."
I can help!
Get the largest container of water you can drink from, bottle, pint glass, whatever.
Now drink the slowest you ever have in your life and don't stop til it is all gone. Breathe through your nose slowly, but always have water going in your mouth slowly and keep swallowing.
Don't stop. Don't take a breath, just keep going until the water is all gone.
Works everytime! |
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Somebody to either mind my youngest while I clean or clean for me. Little bugger is following me around undoing everything
A day off work,been on for 8 evenings straight now.
A big sleep,a lie in and someone to do the cooking.
An orgasm,a spoon and then another orgasm 
Em x |
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"I need a cuddle, a massage, a lie down, an orgasm and a sleep. 
Anyone else? 
F"
I've had ball ache of a day I've got two large knots in my neck
Need a massage and long sleep
A blow job if possible .my magic finger will reward any lady stepping forward to ease my pain . |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"A cure for these f**king hiccups. I sound ridiculous. They've been plaguing me for most of the day and now I'm irked by myself. No one can take me seriously and people keep laughing.
I also need someone to come and tell me what to wear because I have no clue and I'd really appreciate that.
I can help!
Get the largest container of water you can drink from, bottle, pint glass, whatever.
Now drink the slowest you ever have in your life and don't stop til it is all gone. Breathe through your nose slowly, but always have water going in your mouth slowly and keep swallowing.
Don't stop. Don't take a breath, just keep going until the water is all gone.
Works everytime!"
I'm going to try this shortly. Thank you Brucey, it's the most sensible post you've ever done. And without dryhumping every word as you typed it. Really appreciate it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A cure for these f**king hiccups. I sound ridiculous. They've been plaguing me for most of the day and now I'm irked by myself. No one can take me seriously and people keep laughing.
I also need someone to come and tell me what to wear because I have no clue and I'd really appreciate that.
I can help!
Get the largest container of water you can drink from, bottle, pint glass, whatever.
Now drink the slowest you ever have in your life and don't stop til it is all gone. Breathe through your nose slowly, but always have water going in your mouth slowly and keep swallowing.
Don't stop. Don't take a breath, just keep going until the water is all gone.
Works everytime!
I'm going to try this shortly. Thank you Brucey, it's the most sensible post you've ever done. And without dryhumping every word as you typed it. Really appreciate it.
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Taking a breath in and holding my nose, then swallowing three times works for me. Virtually every time. |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"A cure for these f**king hiccups. I sound ridiculous. They've been plaguing me for most of the day and now I'm irked by myself. No one can take me seriously and people keep laughing.
I also need someone to come and tell me what to wear because I have no clue and I'd really appreciate that.
I can help!
Get the largest container of water you can drink from, bottle, pint glass, whatever.
Now drink the slowest you ever have in your life and don't stop til it is all gone. Breathe through your nose slowly, but always have water going in your mouth slowly and keep swallowing.
Don't stop. Don't take a breath, just keep going until the water is all gone.
Works everytime!
I'm going to try this shortly. Thank you Brucey, it's the most sensible post you've ever done. And without dryhumping every word as you typed it. Really appreciate it.
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Who says I wasn't dryhumping it? |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"A cure for these f**king hiccups. I sound ridiculous. They've been plaguing me for most of the day and now I'm irked by myself. No one can take me seriously and people keep laughing.
I also need someone to come and tell me what to wear because I have no clue and I'd really appreciate that.
I can help!
Get the largest container of water you can drink from, bottle, pint glass, whatever.
Now drink the slowest you ever have in your life and don't stop til it is all gone. Breathe through your nose slowly, but always have water going in your mouth slowly and keep swallowing.
Don't stop. Don't take a breath, just keep going until the water is all gone.
Works everytime!
I'm going to try this shortly. Thank you Brucey, it's the most sensible post you've ever done. And without dryhumping every word as you typed it. Really appreciate it.
Taking a breath in and holding my nose, then swallowing three times works for me. Virtually every time."
Oh I see the competition has entered the building...  |
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"A cure for these f**king hiccups. I sound ridiculous. They've been plaguing me for most of the day and now I'm irked by myself. No one can take me seriously and people keep laughing.
I also need someone to come and tell me what to wear because I have no clue and I'd really appreciate that."
Drinking out of a glass from the wrong side works for me. You need to stand up, glass of water in hand and lean forward with your mouth on the w ring side of the glass. Keep leaving forward until you can take drink. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Works everytime!
I'm going to try this shortly. Thank you Brucey, it's the most sensible post you've ever done. And without dryhumping every word as you typed it. Really appreciate it.
Taking a breath in and holding my nose, then swallowing three times works for me. Virtually every time."
Oh perfect, I'll try this as well! Thank you. I'll report back, x |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"Works everytime!
I'm going to try this shortly. Thank you Brucey, it's the most sensible post you've ever done. And without dryhumping every word as you typed it. Really appreciate it.
Taking a breath in and holding my nose, then swallowing three times works for me. Virtually every time.
Oh perfect, I'll try this as well! Thank you. I'll report back, x"
Just don't say her method worked and mine didn't. It's competition for me now  |
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"A cure for these f**king hiccups. I sound ridiculous. They've been plaguing me for most of the day and now I'm irked by myself. No one can take me seriously and people keep laughing.
I also need someone to come and tell me what to wear because I have no clue and I'd really appreciate that."
Did you know you will never know when your last hic cup will be |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I need a woman who is driving me wild. I want to get her in my hands and worship every inch of her.
Hard. Rough. Soft and slow, I want my lips on her nipples as I slide my hand between her legs, feeling how wet she’s getting when she holds my hard cock in her hand.
That’s what I need.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For once I'm actually quite content. I'm home. Dinner is cooking, teenagers seem happy, dog is happy and it's only 56 days until our holiday
I mean, a lottery win and a hug would be perfection but I'm not greedy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I need to get out of holiday mode! I've been back over a week and I'm still eating like I'm on holiday. I'm 8lbs up but can not get back into a good mindset.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A long child free, stress free holiday to relax and unwind.
Can you take me with you please? "
Yes!!!!! Get your case packed and I'll be there in half an hour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A cure for these f**king hiccups. I sound ridiculous. They've been plaguing me for most of the day and now I'm irked by myself. No one can take me seriously and people keep laughing.
I also need someone to come and tell me what to wear because I have no clue and I'd really appreciate that."
I once had hiccups for 3 days 24/7.
Show me your entire wardrobe and I'll order you to wear what I want.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A loaf of bread for toasted cheese sarnies.
A cuddle..
A break in this weather
A spa break
A massage. Taking up first class of massage.. India head massage first.
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