I love it, does it do it for you. 
I genuinely consider being called a wanker a compliment.
I’m guessing that wanker as an insult has it’s genesis in the suggestion that the said recipient of the slur wanker, is so unattractive that they cannot have sex with anyone but themselves.
Anyway, I feel the love for wanking. |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
Derry |
"I love it, does it do it for you.
I genuinely consider being called a wanker a compliment.
I’m guessing that wanker as an insult has it’s genesis in the suggestion that the said recipient of the slur wanker, is so unattractive that they cannot have sex with anyone but themselves.
Anyway, I feel the love for wanking. "
Sex with someone you care deeply about, what's wrong with that. |
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over a year ago
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"No....I did that last night.
This morning I've woken having dreamt about kissing a woman while my hands were on her pussy.
I need a dam good fucking"
Or a massage that turns into one.  |
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"No....I did that last night.
This morning I've woken having dreamt about kissing a woman while my hands were on her pussy.
I need a dam good fucking
Or a massage that turns into one. "
 I think he's too busy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No....I did that last night.
This morning I've woken having dreamt about kissing a woman while my hands were on her pussy.
I need a dam good fucking
Or a massage that turns into one.
I think he's too busy "
Cue 200 men offering to step into the breach! |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
Derry |
"No....I did that last night.
This morning I've woken having dreamt about kissing a woman while my hands were on her pussy.
I need a dam good fucking"
You need to get that horn under control woman. |
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"I’m a wanker too Fids. Wanking never let’s you down
I’ve wanked over you. Is that too much info? It’s too much info isn’t it. "
No I like this kind of info. It’s the kind of info that makes me want to wank more |
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"No....I did that last night.
This morning I've woken having dreamt about kissing a woman while my hands were on her pussy.
I need a dam good fucking
Or a massage that turns into one.
I think he's too busy
Cue 200 men offering to step into the breach! "
They'd never show up!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No....I did that last night.
This morning I've woken having dreamt about kissing a woman while my hands were on her pussy.
I need a dam good fucking
Or a massage that turns into one.
I think he's too busy
Cue 200 men offering to step into the breach!
They'd never show up! "
Well, maybe a couple. |
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"I’ve been told it’s quite beneficial to my health.
Who am I to argue with sound medical advice.!
Does that mean if I wanked you that it would be good for my health? "
Oh, I'm getting a big bag of popcorn for that one x |
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"I’ve been told it’s quite beneficial to my health.
Who am I to argue with sound medical advice.!
Does that mean if I wanked you that it would be good for my health? "
Surely it’s beneficial to both of us..?
Therefore it could be considered health work.!
We’ll be clapping in the streets for your services.. |
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"I’ve been told it’s quite beneficial to my health.
Who am I to argue with sound medical advice.!
Does that mean if I wanked you that it would be good for my health?
Surely it’s beneficial to both of us..?
Therefore it could be considered health work.!
We’ll be clapping in the streets for your services.. "
I’m happy to wank you any day of the week, not just Thursday.
Perhaps I’ll get discount in the shops too. |
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"Sadly my mrs no longer masturbates as she has lost the desire to do it. Getting old is not much fun.
It's like a switch has been turned off  "
Hopefully still enjoys sex though? Perhaps someone stimulating her manually is as good as doing it herself? |
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