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By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago
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Was having a laugh with a mate at work & asked him the question: Approx how many chickens (adding all the bits to make whole) do you think you’ve consumed in your life? Total
100, 250, 500 or in the thousands?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was having a laugh with a mate at work & asked him the question: Approx how many chickens (adding all the bits to make whole) do you think you’ve consumed in your life? Total
100, 250, 500 or in the thousands? "
I have no idea but I'm more amused by the fact _rispyduck is asking about Chickens.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I haven't eaten any roughly. I take my time and give the flesh the respect it deserves."
Waiting for someone to mention Fluffy Chicken (conspicuous by her absence)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I haven't eaten any roughly. I take my time and give the flesh the respect it deserves.
Waiting for someone to mention Fluffy Chicken (conspicuous by her absence) "
She's with the Colonel. |
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By *rispyDuck OP Man
over a year ago
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"Was having a laugh with a mate at work & asked him the question: Approx how many chickens (adding all the bits to make whole) do you think you’ve consumed in your life? Total
100, 250, 500 or in the thousands?
I have no idea but I'm more amused by the fact _rispyduck is asking about Chickens. "
Haha didn’t wanna offend ducks they are my friends  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Was having a laugh with a mate at work & asked him the question: Approx how many chickens (adding all the bits to make whole) do you think you’ve consumed in your life? Total
100, 250, 500 or in the thousands?
I have no idea but I'm more amused by the fact _rispyduck is asking about Chickens. "
He knows us paupers can't afford duck.
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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I couldn't put a number on how many I've eaten.
As a child we had chicken most Sundays; although I wasn't a big eater back then.
I've had chicken burgers, southern fried chicken, chicken soup, chicken curry, chicken pasta and chicken wraps.
Could be a thousand.
I'm a bit sick of chicken, to be honest.
Gimme duck |
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"I estimate I've consumed somewhere in the region of 1728 chickens in my life so far."
Correction, 1680. I added Xmas weeks in to my formula, and those weeks would mostly have been exclusively turkey. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does that include things like chicken soup?
Haha well skip chicken soup on this one "
What if you are talking about chicken bones to make the stock. Nothing is wasted x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmmm, not sure, but I reckon whatever the actual number is it’s enough to make me worry for my safety should they all magically come back to life seeking revenge  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My poor family 
I’d like to eat you….
* Has no one has tried this line yet? Guys…come on!
Yes. Yes they have  "
Can I coat you in the cornels secret recipe then lick you clean? |
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"It's a good question OP. I have no idea how I would begin to even calculate the numbers! "
You could take a reasonable guess.
Take your current age, minus the age you stated eating chicken. Eg, 5/6 perhaps ?
Work on the basis that most families will eat 1 chicken a week. Perhaps a roast on one day, and 2 days of leftovers in a curry or stir fry perhaps.
Thus you could say, you ate 1 chicken a week. (Ok, or whatever your portion size would have been), but to keep it simple, I said 1 a week.
51 a year (I skipped Xmas week)
51 x number of years
Not terribly accurate, but more accurate then wild guesses I suppose. |
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