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If you were to meet the opposite of what you're looking for..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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..what wound your preference be?
Me and Mr had this conversation over dinner. If we were to meet single men then Mr would prefer it to be a fast comer so I was left unsatisfied!!  
For me it would have to just be a guy with a great sense of humour and a willy that feels OK when it's in and that allowed me to finish first. 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd meet a small person, with baby size hands with zero personality that doesn't like kissing or sex but when they do it they last 7 seconds or 2 thrusts, jump straight in the shower, and fall sleep.......wait I'm having de ja vu |
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I would be looking for dullard; a woman who is prone to juvenile text speak and illegible acronyms that mean very little to her and indeed even less to me, someone who gets easily confused between her grandma and her grammar.
An abrasive creature with crass photographs in her profile and images of her vagina with quarts of freshly milked semen flowing out of it like the Ganges. |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"..what wound your preference be?
Me and Mr had this conversation over dinner. If we were to meet single men then Mr would prefer it to be a fast comer so I was left unsatisfied!!
For me it would have to just be a guy with a great sense of humour and a willy that feels OK when it's in and that allowed me to finish first.
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Ah that rules me out damn it WINK |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You've made this so confusing. Opposite of what I'm looking for would be an arrogant male that has no sense of humour. Basically like the popular forum user here who goes by the name of....
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Bugger off you. I was typing and pooing. OK? 
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"You've made this so confusing. Opposite of what I'm looking for would be an arrogant male that has no sense of humour. Basically like the popular forum user here who goes by the name of....
Bugger off you. I was typing and pooing. OK?
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Must have been a strenuous one |
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"I would be looking for dullard; a woman who is prone to juvenile text speak and illegible acronyms that mean very little to her and indeed even less to me, someone who gets easily confused between her grandma and her grammar.
An abrasive creature with crass photographs in her profile and images of her vagina with quarts of freshly milked semen flowing out of it like the Ganges."
Dammnnnn nailed me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Miserable
Unattractive
No sense of humour
Shit at sex
Won’t let me sit on their face.
2 out of 5 ain’t bad…. Fancy meeting?  "
Depends on which 2 there’s some things I’m not willing to negotiate on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Opposite gender. Blooming Nora, I've ruined the thread already. Don't worry guys, scrap it, ignore me
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That would be me. I got confused by the post so just went with the subject.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Miserable
Unattractive
No sense of humour
Shit at sex
Won’t let me sit on their face.
2 out of 5 ain’t bad…. Fancy meeting?
Depends on which 2 there’s some things I’m not willing to negotiate on "
Which ones are they. If you tell me, I’ll tell you if they’re the same as what I was going to say.  |
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"I would be looking for dullard; a woman who is prone to juvenile text speak and illegible acronyms that mean very little to her and indeed even less to me, someone who gets easily confused between her grandma and her grammar.
An abrasive creature with crass photographs in her profile and images of her vagina with quarts of freshly milked semen flowing out of it like the Ganges.
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Dammnnnn nailed me."
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I'm more than certain that one day someone will.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Miserable
Unattractive
No sense of humour
Shit at sex
Won’t let me sit on their face.
Sold!
No joe! This is the opposite of what I want  "
I'll let you sit on my face but I can't promise the rest  |
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