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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
Three housemates visit a second hand TV store. They buy a TV for £30 each handing over a £10 note to the salesman.
As they leave the boss tells the salesman it had just been reduced to £25 in the sale.
He gives him 5 £1 coins and says run after them and give them £5 back.
He catches them up but he’s dishonest. He says it was reduced to £27 , gives them £1 each and pockets £2 for himself.
Each flatmate has now paid £9 each (£27 in total) and the salesman pocketed £2.
Where is the last £1 ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Three housemates visit a second hand TV store. They buy a TV for £30 each handing over a £10 note to the salesman.
As they leave the boss tells the salesman it had just been reduced to £25 in the sale.
He gives him 5 £1 coins and says run after them and give them £5 back.
He catches them up but he’s dishonest. He says it was reduced to £27 , gives them £1 each and pockets £2 for himself.
Each flatmate has now paid £9 each (£27 in total) and the salesman pocketed £2.
Where is the last £1 ?
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One each back = £3
Salesman keeps =£2
No last £1...£3+£2 = £5 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The total cost is actually £28, not £29.
The original 30, less 5, plus 3 pounds refund = 28.
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And so there is no spare £1. Just the £2 the sales clerk has. |
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"Lose me once I come back stronger.
Lose me twice I am gone forever.
What am I?
Teeth
Fuckit. Yes
You are a lot cleverer than you look x"
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"You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
They're all married. "
Fab single? |
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"You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?"
Because they're all married. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lose me once I come back stronger.
Lose me twice I am gone forever.
What am I?
Teeth
Fuckit. Yes
You are a lot cleverer than you look x
Didn’t think they was possible as I look like an colossal "
FIFY |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
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"You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
Because they're all married. "
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. Explain. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lose me once I come back stronger.
Lose me twice I am gone forever.
What am I?
Teeth
Fuckit. Yes
You are a lot cleverer than you look x
Didn’t think they was possible as I look like an colossal
FIFY cos I can spell FIFY and just quote the other big words "
FIFIFY |
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"You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
Because they're all married.
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. Explain. "
It’s a photograph |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
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"You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
Because they're all married.
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. Explain.
It’s a photograph "
You play with it at night and it vibrates in your hand. What is it? |
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"You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
Because they're all married.
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. Explain.
It’s a photograph
You play with it at night and it vibrates in your hand. What is it?"
Phone |
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"You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
Because they're all married.
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. Explain.
It’s a photograph
You play with it at night and it vibrates in your hand. What is it?"
Glowup's ArseDestroyer2000? |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
"You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
Because they're all married.
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. Explain.
It’s a photograph
You play with it at night and it vibrates in your hand. What is it?
Phone "
I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
Because they're all married.
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. Explain.
It’s a photograph
You play with it at night and it vibrates in your hand. What is it?
Glowup's ArseDestroyer2000?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They bought a TV for £30 each and only handed over £10. Why is the shop refunding any money to them at all when they still owe £20 for the £30 TV?
Miles
We have a winner……Not."
I’m flattered you chose to reply only to me. 
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