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"Out.
And in and out
The Mrs might if you catch her in the mood but I’ll have to pass.
Give her something nice for dinner
Steak bake from greggs?
I reckon a sausage roll as well "
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"Out.
And in and out
The Mrs might if you catch her in the mood but I’ll have to pass.
Give her something nice for dinner
Steak bake from greggs?
I reckon a sausage roll as well
That’s pushing it."
No that's after the sausage roll  |
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"Kerb stomping seems unnecessarily cruel
That just reminds me of a film where he gets the guy to bite the curb and stomps on his head 
American history X?"
That's the one, couldn't remember what it was called |
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"Bounce on me like I'm a space hopper?
To Brighton & Back.
Note, other distances are available.
460 miles
Sounds amazing, when do we start ?
How many bounces would that be?  "
Well some calculations are required.
Bounces per meter.
Meters per mile x 460 miles. |
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"Kerb stomping seems unnecessarily cruel
That just reminds me of a film where he gets the guy to bite the curb and stomps on his head
American history X?
That's the one, couldn't remember what it was called "
That scene still makes my teeth itch, in fact I just can't watch it! Brilliant film though |
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"Bounce on me like I'm a space hopper?
To Brighton & Back.
Note, other distances are available.
460 miles
Sounds amazing, when do we start ?
How many bounces would that be?
Well some calculations are required.
Bounces per meter.
Meters per mile x 460 miles."
Also depends on if they're a big bouncer or more a little one to conserve energy |
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"Kerb stomping seems unnecessarily cruel
That just reminds me of a film where he gets the guy to bite the curb and stomps on his head
American history X?
That's the one, couldn't remember what it was called
That scene still makes my teeth itch, in fact I just can't watch it! Brilliant film though"
It's a great film |
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"Why not
You'd have to ask others for reasons "
I wasn’t meaning it that way it’s my go to saying whare I try anything ones to see I like
Like ooo why not let’s go for it |
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"For about 15 seconds before I pass out.
What, you'd only do me for 15 seconds and then sleep?
That's nothing like my fantasies of us together at all "
Exhaustion due to the bouncing obvs, I’m unfit  |
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"Why not
You'd have to ask others for reasons
I wasn’t meaning it that way it’s my go to saying whare I try anything ones to see I like
Like ooo why not let’s go for it "
That's living on the edge |
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"For about 15 seconds before I pass out.
What, you'd only do me for 15 seconds and then sleep?
That's nothing like my fantasies of us together at all
Exhaustion due to the bouncing obvs, I’m unfit "
I'm happy to forgot the you bouncing on me and just let me do my thing |
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over a year ago
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"For about 15 seconds before I pass out.
What, you'd only do me for 15 seconds and then sleep?
That's nothing like my fantasies of us together at all
Exhaustion due to the bouncing obvs, I’m unfit "
Dont worry buddy, for me you can put a pillow under your belly and just bite on another pillow, I've got this  |
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"For about 15 seconds before I pass out.
What, you'd only do me for 15 seconds and then sleep?
That's nothing like my fantasies of us together at all
Exhaustion due to the bouncing obvs, I’m unfit
Dont worry buddy, for me you can put a pillow under your belly and just bite on another pillow, I've got this "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why not
You'd have to ask others for reasons
I wasn’t meaning it that way it’s my go to saying whare I try anything ones to see I like
Like ooo why not let’s go for it
That's living on the edge "
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