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By *r.SJ OP   Man  over a year ago

Wellingborough

I've got to go to church this morning and worry I may be smited at the door

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By *mf123Man  over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Dangerous be careful next thing we see you could be on our doorsteps spreading the lies of jeebus

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

That's a certainty with having a Jaffa Cake box on your peen....

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By *ikesEmBigMan  over a year ago

Herts


"I've got to go to church this morning and worry I may be smited at the door "

Only if you believe in fairy stories

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Omg! Up in flames when you step over the threshold!,

It was nice knowing you!

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester


"I've got to go to church this morning and worry I may be smited at the door "
Bar mitzvah?

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By *r.SJ OP   Man  over a year ago

Wellingborough


"Dangerous be careful next thing we see you could be on our doorsteps spreading the lies of jeebus"

Ummm... nope!

If I did, I'd be preaching the best bits, the bits they tend to ignore.

I've found previously they have quite good books in these places and if you look through when it gets boring, their's some pretty gruesome stories.

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"I've got to go to church this morning and worry I may be smited at the door Bar mitzvah? "

Who has a bar mitzvah in church ?

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By *r.SJ OP   Man  over a year ago

Wellingborough


"That's a certainty with having a Jaffa Cake box on your peen....

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does the supposed being upstairs not like jaffa cakes

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester


"I've got to go to church this morning and worry I may be smited at the door Bar mitzvah?

Who has a bar mitzvah in church ?"

lol exactly who

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By *lan157Man  over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

You should go OP you might enjoy it .

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By *r.SJ OP   Man  over a year ago

Wellingborough


"Omg! Up in flames when you step over the threshold!,

It was nice knowing you! "

Entertainment value for the congregation. I bet visitor numbers would increase if they could start pulling that one off... though think of the risk assessments and insurance on some of those old buildings

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Change religion and avoid churches.

Miles

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

I can't enter churches.

I'd spontaneously combust.....

A

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By *r.SJ OP   Man  over a year ago

Wellingborough


"I've got to go to church this morning and worry I may be smited at the door Bar mitzvah?

Who has a bar mitzvah in church ?lol exactly who "

A bar might not be such a bad thing though

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By *ankShandyMan  over a year ago

West Midlands


"I've got to go to church this morning and worry I may be smited at the door Bar mitzvah?

Who has a bar mitzvah in church ?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Omg! Up in flames when you step over the threshold!,

It was nice knowing you!

Entertainment value for the congregation. I bet visitor numbers would increase if they could start pulling that one off... though think of the risk assessments and insurance on some of those old buildings"

Not to mention retrofitting sprinklers and fire extinguishers!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kinky... Sex in a church at the altar.. I had keys. Was a great experience, I was blessed, carried down aisle.. Mmmm

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