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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

In the interests of equality, guys, does the size of a woman’s vagina matter?

Discuss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Baggy ftw.

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

"In the interests of equality, guys, does the size of a woman’s vagina matter?

Discuss

I once went into an absolute cave, 40 inches deep. I got lost.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't like digging for treasure

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Depends how many sausages you can chuck up the 10-foot

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Baggy ftw."

What constitutes baggy? When you can’t touch the sides?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

Yes it matters.

If it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, it's too big.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In the interests of equality, guys, does the size of a woman’s vagina matter?

Discuss

I once went into an absolute cave, 40 inches deep. I got lost.

Did you take a head torch?

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

I've been in some buckets, I'm assuming they have spent a lot of weekends sitting on traffic cones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Baggy ftw.

What constitutes baggy? When you can’t touch the sides? "

Loose enough so I last longer than 30 seconds

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't like digging for treasure "

What about data mining?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't like digging for treasure

What about data mining?"

I have a dongle for that

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

"In the interests of equality, guys, does the size of a woman’s vagina matter?

Discuss

I once went into an absolute cave, 40 inches deep. I got lost.

Did you take a head torch?"

Nah I'm more of a root around touching the sides kinda guy. It was when I heard a grizzly roar I really knew I had fucked up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Depends how many sausages you can chuck up the 10-foot

Pahaha chipolatas?

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Depends how many sausages you can chuck up the 10-foot

Pahaha chipolatas?"

Fucking hope not

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes it matters.

If it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, it's too big."

But why would you throw a hotdog down a hallway

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've been in some buckets, I'm assuming they have spent a lot of weekends sitting on traffic cones"

That image made my eyes water

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

"Yes it matters.

If it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, it's too big.

But why would you throw a hotdog down a hallway

For the dog to chase

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think the bigger the labia the better the sex. For sure. Right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes it matters.

If it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, it's too big.

But why would you throw a hotdog down a hallway

For the dog to chase "

What a horrible thing to say about Brucey

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

"Yes it matters.

If it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, it's too big.

But why would you throw a hotdog down a hallway

Maybe the hallway was hungry for a hotdog

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Baggy ftw.

What constitutes baggy? When you can’t touch the sides?

Loose enough so I last longer than 30 seconds

Ah so tight isn’t necessarily a good thing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't like digging for treasure

What about data mining?

I have a dongle for that

Most men call it a dick

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I think the bigger the labia the better the sex. For sure. Right?"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In the interests of equality, guys, does the size of a woman’s vagina matter?

Discuss

I once went into an absolute cave, 40 inches deep. I got lost.

Did you take a head torch?

Nah I'm more of a root around touching the sides kinda guy. It was when I heard a grizzly roar I really knew I had fucked up."

Christ , this is the stuff of nightmares brucey no wonder you are the way you are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I see what your doing op nice little test to see who really knows about a woman’s anatomy and how things work well played op well played

The simple answer is no it doesn’t matter

As depth isn’t really a problem or in less the guy is bigger and doesn’t know what he’s doing and try and ram it home

As for width the average width is 2-3.5cm

So even the thinist off penis will fit

If a woman feels “loose” it means she’s turned on as the more turned on a woman is the more her muscles in that area relax witch in turn will make it feel looser to accommodate

Sorry op to bust your test but had to

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes it matters.

If it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, it's too big.

But why would you throw a hotdog down a hallway

For the dog to chase "

Ew!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Baggy ftw.

What constitutes baggy? When you can’t touch the sides?

Loose enough so I last longer than 30 seconds

Ah so tight isn’t necessarily a good thing?"

I’m probably in the minority here but I think tight is overrated. It’s not bad but it’s not as great as dirty talk would make you think.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think the bigger the labia the better the sex. For sure. Right?"

Labia down to the knees

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't like digging for treasure

What about data mining?

I have a dongle for that

Most men call it a dick

I can't process some of the hard drives I put it in

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

"Baggy ftw.

What constitutes baggy? When you can’t touch the sides?

Loose enough so I last longer than 30 seconds

Ah so tight isn’t necessarily a good thing?

I’m probably in the minority here but I think tight is overrated. It’s not bad but it’s not as great as dirty talk would make you think."

One person in my life was genuinely too tight. Loads of foreplay, lube was needed, and still she was borderline painful to have sex with.

Long story short every one is different and you can definitely tell and there are some out there that just feel PERFECT around your dude

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think the bigger the labia the better the sex. For sure. Right?"

I like labia.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I see what your doing op nice little test to see who really knows about a woman’s anatomy and how things work well played op well played

The simple answer is no it doesn’t matter

As depth isn’t really a problem or in less the guy is bigger and doesn’t know what he’s doing and try and ram it home

As for width the average width is 2-3.5cm

So even the thinist off penis will fit

If a woman feels “loose” it means she’s turned on as the more turned on a woman is the more her muscles in that area relax witch in turn will make it feel looser to accommodate

Sorry op to bust your test but had to

You’re a cleverer girl than me nat, I just wondered whether women were bothered about vag size the way men are about dick size

and also whether any men would be honest enough to admit they have preferences

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Baggy ftw.

What constitutes baggy? When you can’t touch the sides?

Loose enough so I last longer than 30 seconds

Ah so tight isn’t necessarily a good thing?

I’m probably in the minority here but I think tight is overrated. It’s not bad but it’s not as great as dirty talk would make you think.

One person in my life was genuinely too tight. Loads of foreplay, lube was needed, and still she was borderline painful to have sex with.

Long story short every one is different and you can definitely tell and there are some out there that just feel PERFECT around your dude

Slightly bizarre question but do you feel the fanny all around your knob? Like all sides and the end?

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Sure does. That's why many men prefer anal, over risking swimming in a wizards sleeve...

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"In the interests of equality, guys, does the size of a woman’s vagina matter?

Discuss

If I can fit my head in it it's possibly too large.

Would be an interesting experiment though.

Swimming hat and headtorch of course.

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Sure does. That's why many men prefer anal, over risking swimming in a wizards sleeve..."

Like Nemo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sure does. That's why many men prefer anal, over risking swimming in a wizards sleeve..."

Omg is THAT why? I just thought it was a naughty thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In the interests of equality, guys, does the size of a woman’s vagina matter?

Discuss

If I can fit my head in it it's possibly too large.

Would be an interesting experiment though.

Swimming hat and headtorch of course.

Goggles and a snorkel?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sure does. That's why many men prefer anal, over risking swimming in a wizards sleeve...

Like Nemo?

Memo is the fish equivalent of brucey, cute, hyperactive and eager

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"In the interests of equality, guys, does the size of a woman’s vagina matter?

Discuss

If I can fit my head in it it's possibly too large.

Would be an interesting experiment though.

Swimming hat and headtorch of course.

Goggles and a snorkel?"

Nah. Would obscure vision and I can hold my breath.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"In the interests of equality, guys, does the size of a woman’s vagina matter?

Discuss

If its not echoing I'm not playing

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Sure does. That's why many men prefer anal, over risking swimming in a wizards sleeve...

Like Nemo?

Memo is the fish equivalent of brucey, cute, hyperactive and eager

Absofuckinglutely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I see what your doing op nice little test to see who really knows about a woman’s anatomy and how things work well played op well played

The simple answer is no it doesn’t matter

As depth isn’t really a problem or in less the guy is bigger and doesn’t know what he’s doing and try and ram it home

As for width the average width is 2-3.5cm

So even the thinist off penis will fit

If a woman feels “loose” it means she’s turned on as the more turned on a woman is the more her muscles in that area relax witch in turn will make it feel looser to accommodate

Sorry op to bust your test but had to

You’re a cleverer girl than me nat, I just wondered whether women were bothered about vag size the way men are about dick size

and also whether any men would be honest enough to admit they have preferences

Thanks and I think most woman are but it’s more stupid fear from a way off thinking and the way men perceive things

Most fear they be Loose or such because off the way things are deemed and such but in reality

Tight means she isn’t turned on at all as her body way off saying no and trying to reject it

Her being loose means she’s turned on and her body is ready to accommodate

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I see what your doing op nice little test to see who really knows about a woman’s anatomy and how things work well played op well played

The simple answer is no it doesn’t matter

As depth isn’t really a problem or in less the guy is bigger and doesn’t know what he’s doing and try and ram it home

As for width the average width is 2-3.5cm

So even the thinist off penis will fit

If a woman feels “loose” it means she’s turned on as the more turned on a woman is the more her muscles in that area relax witch in turn will make it feel looser to accommodate

Sorry op to bust your test but had to

You’re a cleverer girl than me nat, I just wondered whether women were bothered about vag size the way men are about dick size

and also whether any men would be honest enough to admit they have preferences

Thanks and I think most woman are but it’s more stupid fear from a way off thinking and the way men perceive things

Most fear they be Loose or such because off the way things are deemed and such but in reality

Tight means she isn’t turned on at all as her body way off saying no and trying to reject it

Her being loose means she’s turned on and her body is ready to accommodate

Ah so actually it would be a compliment to the man for the woman to be looser?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In the interests of equality, guys, does the size of a woman’s vagina matter?

Discuss

If its not echoing I'm not playing "

Did someone say help?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Baggy ftw.

What constitutes baggy? When you can’t touch the sides?

Loose enough so I last longer than 30 seconds

Ah so tight isn’t necessarily a good thing?

I’m probably in the minority here but I think tight is overrated. It’s not bad but it’s not as great as dirty talk would make you think.

One person in my life was genuinely too tight. Loads of foreplay, lube was needed, and still she was borderline painful to have sex with.

Long story short every one is different and you can definitely tell and there are some out there that just feel PERFECT around your dude

I had that with someone who didn’t like lots of foreplay and lube. Practically needed a crowbar to jab the little fella in

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I think one of my favourite things about them is the variety in a single one. That it can take a whole adult male fist and then still be able to feel the muscles tense and grip around a single finger just minutes after. It's fucking beautiful.

Personally, I wish mine had a touch more depth before the cervix, as it does put me off going whole hog with anyone remotely above average size. But I have other orifices without such limitations, so it's not all bad.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"In the interests of equality, guys, does the size of a woman’s vagina matter?

Discuss

If its not echoing I'm not playing

Did someone say help? "

My dad still lost in my mum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most fear they be Loose or such because off the way things are deemed and such but in reality

Tight means she isn’t turned on at all as her body way off saying no and trying to reject it

Her being loose means she’s turned on and her body is ready to accommodate

Ermm... there is definitely a difference in anatonmy, no matter how aroused people are. I honestly don't care either way as long as I'm in to the person.

Also.. kegles. Someone I used to know who felt amazing anyway used but sex into turbo - I generally find it difficult to finsh, but daaaaammmn.

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By *iddle ManMan over a year ago

Walsall

Does it matter, I think not.

In the same way all cocks are different, so are all heavenly holes

Of course people can have their preferences, but ultimately they are all fun, and much as the same as cocks, it has more to do with the person it belongs too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I see what your doing op nice little test to see who really knows about a woman’s anatomy and how things work well played op well played

The simple answer is no it doesn’t matter

As depth isn’t really a problem or in less the guy is bigger and doesn’t know what he’s doing and try and ram it home

As for width the average width is 2-3.5cm

So even the thinist off penis will fit

If a woman feels “loose” it means she’s turned on as the more turned on a woman is the more her muscles in that area relax witch in turn will make it feel looser to accommodate

Sorry op to bust your test but had to

You’re a cleverer girl than me nat, I just wondered whether women were bothered about vag size the way men are about dick size

and also whether any men would be honest enough to admit they have preferences

Thanks and I think most woman are but it’s more stupid fear from a way off thinking and the way men perceive things

Most fear they be Loose or such because off the way things are deemed and such but in reality

Tight means she isn’t turned on at all as her body way off saying no and trying to reject it

Her being loose means she’s turned on and her body is ready to accommodate

Ah so actually it would be a compliment to the man for the woman to be looser? "

Yes if the man knows about a woman’s anatomy and how things work but the sad reality is 90 off men don’t care to learn or pick up things like that

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

"Baggy ftw.

What constitutes baggy? When you can’t touch the sides?

Loose enough so I last longer than 30 seconds

Ah so tight isn’t necessarily a good thing?

I’m probably in the minority here but I think tight is overrated. It’s not bad but it’s not as great as dirty talk would make you think.

One person in my life was genuinely too tight. Loads of foreplay, lube was needed, and still she was borderline painful to have sex with.

Long story short every one is different and you can definitely tell and there are some out there that just feel PERFECT around your dude

Slightly bizarre question but do you feel the fanny all around your knob? Like all sides and the end? "

Depends on the position and tightness of the woman! But you can yes, not so often the end because you know...you're not supposed to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most fear they be Loose or such because off the way things are deemed and such but in reality

Tight means she isn’t turned on at all as her body way off saying no and trying to reject it

Her being loose means she’s turned on and her body is ready to accommodate

Ermm... there is definitely a difference in anatonmy, no matter how aroused people are. I honestly don't care either way as long as I'm in to the person.

Also.. kegles. Someone I used to know who felt amazing anyway used but sex into turbo - I generally find it difficult to finsh, but daaaaammmn."

The world average off a woman’s vigina width is 2cm to 3.5cm resting

As for the width, the most recent research is from a 1995 (yes, seriously!) paper in Obstetrics & Gynecology called “Vaginal anatomy and sexual function.” Still, even though it isn't recent, McFadden is comfortable with its assertion that the range for vaginal diameter is 2.1 to 3.5 centimeters.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think one of my favourite things about them is the variety in a single one. That it can take a whole adult male fist and then still be able to feel the muscles tense and grip around a single finger just minutes after. It's fucking beautiful.

I must admit I’m looking forward to experiencing sex without a cervix now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In the interests of equality, guys, does the size of a woman’s vagina matter?

Discuss

If its not echoing I'm not playing

Did someone say help?

My dad still lost in my mum

No wonder she’s always mad

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Does it matter, I think not.

In the same way all cocks are different, so are all heavenly holes

Of course people can have their preferences, but ultimately they are all fun, and much as the same as cocks, it has more to do with the person it belongs too.

Now say that again for the men at the back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In the interests of equality, guys, does the size of a woman’s vagina matter?

Discuss

If its not echoing I'm not playing

Did someone say help?

My dad still lost in my mum

Definitely went out to buy milk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Baggy ftw.

What constitutes baggy? When you can’t touch the sides?

Loose enough so I last longer than 30 seconds

Ah so tight isn’t necessarily a good thing?

I’m probably in the minority here but I think tight is overrated. It’s not bad but it’s not as great as dirty talk would make you think.

One person in my life was genuinely too tight. Loads of foreplay, lube was needed, and still she was borderline painful to have sex with.

Long story short every one is different and you can definitely tell and there are some out there that just feel PERFECT around your dude

Slightly bizarre question but do you feel the fanny all around your knob? Like all sides and the end?

Depends on the position and tightness of the woman! But you can yes, not so often the end because you know...you're not supposed to

Ah brucey you must have smashed a cervix or two in your time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Most fear they be Loose or such because off the way things are deemed and such but in reality

Tight means she isn’t turned on at all as her body way off saying no and trying to reject it

Her being loose means she’s turned on and her body is ready to accommodate

Ermm... there is definitely a difference in anatonmy, no matter how aroused people are. I honestly don't care either way as long as I'm in to the person.

Also.. kegles. Someone I used to know who felt amazing anyway used but sex into turbo - I generally find it difficult to finsh, but daaaaammmn.

The world average off a woman’s vigina width is 2cm to 3.5cm resting

Goes to show how often women’s bodies are covered In research

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"In the interests of equality, guys, does the size of a woman’s vagina matter?

Discuss

If its not echoing I'm not playing

Did someone say help?

My dad still lost in my mum

Definitely went out to buy milk."

No no i can here Him somewhere, or Fuck am I really an orphan

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In the interests of equality, guys, does the size of a woman’s vagina matter?

Discuss

If its not echoing I'm not playing

Did someone say help?

My dad still lost in my mum

Definitely went out to buy milk."

Snort

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

"Baggy ftw.

What constitutes baggy? When you can’t touch the sides?

Loose enough so I last longer than 30 seconds

Ah so tight isn’t necessarily a good thing?

I’m probably in the minority here but I think tight is overrated. It’s not bad but it’s not as great as dirty talk would make you think.

One person in my life was genuinely too tight. Loads of foreplay, lube was needed, and still she was borderline painful to have sex with.

Long story short every one is different and you can definitely tell and there are some out there that just feel PERFECT around your dude

Slightly bizarre question but do you feel the fanny all around your knob? Like all sides and the end?

Depends on the position and tightness of the woman! But you can yes, not so often the end because you know...you're not supposed to

Ah brucey you must have smashed a cervix or two in your time?"

One or two and it isn't pleasant

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"In the interests of equality, guys, does the size of a woman’s vagina matter?

Discuss

If its not echoing I'm not playing

Did someone say help?

My dad still lost in my mum

No wonder she’s always mad "

Thats not the old man, that's her disappointment of a son

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Baggy ftw.

What constitutes baggy? When you can’t touch the sides?

Loose enough so I last longer than 30 seconds

Ah so tight isn’t necessarily a good thing?

I’m probably in the minority here but I think tight is overrated. It’s not bad but it’s not as great as dirty talk would make you think.

One person in my life was genuinely too tight. Loads of foreplay, lube was needed, and still she was borderline painful to have sex with.

Long story short every one is different and you can definitely tell and there are some out there that just feel PERFECT around your dude

Slightly bizarre question but do you feel the fanny all around your knob? Like all sides and the end?

Depends on the position and tightness of the woman! But you can yes, not so often the end because you know...you're not supposed to

Ah brucey you must have smashed a cervix or two in your time?

One or two and it isn't pleasant

What it hurts your knob?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In the interests of equality, guys, does the size of a woman’s vagina matter?

Discuss

If its not echoing I'm not playing

Did someone say help?

My dad still lost in my mum

No wonder she’s always mad

Thats not the old man, that's her disappointment of a son "

Aw ghandi she was only saying last night how proud of you she is

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By *ornucopiaMan over a year ago

Bexley

Ah so actually it would be a compliment to the man for the woman to be looser? "

It would be a compliment to the man if a loose one feels tight!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most fear they be Loose or such because off the way things are deemed and such but in reality

Tight means she isn’t turned on at all as her body way off saying no and trying to reject it

Her being loose means she’s turned on and her body is ready to accommodate

Ermm... there is definitely a difference in anatonmy, no matter how aroused people are. I honestly don't care either way as long as I'm in to the person.

Also.. kegles. Someone I used to know who felt amazing anyway used but sex into turbo - I generally find it difficult to finsh, but daaaaammmn.

The world average off a woman’s vigina width is 2cm to 3.5cm resting

Goes to show how often women’s bodies are covered In research

Yes the paper is a bit outdated and should be recovered

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

"Baggy ftw.

What constitutes baggy? When you can’t touch the sides?

Loose enough so I last longer than 30 seconds

Ah so tight isn’t necessarily a good thing?

I’m probably in the minority here but I think tight is overrated. It’s not bad but it’s not as great as dirty talk would make you think.

One person in my life was genuinely too tight. Loads of foreplay, lube was needed, and still she was borderline painful to have sex with.

Long story short every one is different and you can definitely tell and there are some out there that just feel PERFECT around your dude

Slightly bizarre question but do you feel the fanny all around your knob? Like all sides and the end?

Depends on the position and tightness of the woman! But you can yes, not so often the end because you know...you're not supposed to

Ah brucey you must have smashed a cervix or two in your time?

One or two and it isn't pleasant

What it hurts your knob? "

No it just feels weird and not natural if that makes sense? I dunno I don't want to hurt them or do anything that's gonna cause aggro so it's off-putting if you're slamming it into a pretty delicate part of the reproductive system

I'm not even joking here. My sex style is pretty hard and deep (I see so many huge cocks having sex on here and they have to go so gently and slow - I am glad I don't have to do that

)

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"In the interests of equality, guys, does the size of a woman’s vagina matter?

Discuss

If its not echoing I'm not playing

Did someone say help?

My dad still lost in my mum

No wonder she’s always mad

Thats not the old man, that's her disappointment of a son

Aw ghandi she was only saying last night how proud of you she is

She talks about my brother so nicely at times

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I know that this thread is silly in parts but I've really enjoyed reading how men view it. Thanks OP for starting it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One or two and it isn't pleasant

What it hurts your knob? "

It doesn't, but hurting someone you're trying to pleasure is upsetting for both parties.

You kind of need to know the person well if going through different positions.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There can be too tight, I've had partners who were too tight and it hurt them too much to fuck...

Not ideal for a partner with a libido!

There is a fine line to not tight enough though!

HP x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There can be too tight, I've had partners who were too tight and it hurt them too much to fuck...

Not ideal for a partner with a libido!

There is a fine line to not tight enough though!

HP x"

I suppose you need a bit of squeezing room for the elusive lady orgasm?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spacious is good right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Spacious is good right?"

In a transit van?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I know that this thread is silly in parts but I've really enjoyed reading how men view it. Thanks OP for starting it!

And no one’s thrown their toys out the pram!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Spacious is good right?

In a transit van?"

Never heard it called that before

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Spacious is good right?"

The general consensus seems to be yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Spacious is good right?

In a transit van?"

Can get loads in a tranny if you pack it right

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

"There can be too tight, I've had partners who were too tight and it hurt them too much to fuck...

Not ideal for a partner with a libido!

There is a fine line to not tight enough though!

HP x

I suppose you need a bit of squeezing room for the elusive lady orgasm?"

Elusive? I need to make mine harder to find then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Spacious is good right?

In a transit van?

Never heard it called that before "

Does it wolf whistle when it passes a good looking person?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Spacious is good right?

In a transit van?

Can get loads in a tranny if you pack it right

Can I write “wash me” on it?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I know that this thread is silly in parts but I've really enjoyed reading how men view it. Thanks OP for starting it!

And no one’s thrown their toys out the pram!"

Nob yet give it time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Spacious is good right?

The general consensus seems to be yes

An ex used to call herself "wide set".

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There can be too tight, I've had partners who were too tight and it hurt them too much to fuck...

Not ideal for a partner with a libido!

There is a fine line to not tight enough though!

HP x

I suppose you need a bit of squeezing room for the elusive lady orgasm?

Elusive? I need to make mine harder to find then

Mine are non existent

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Spacious is good right?

In a transit van?

Can get loads in a tranny if you pack it right

Can I write “wash me” on it?

Not on mine, it’s squeaky clean!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *mf123Man over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Yes if it dont cover my elbow then its not gonna work

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By *eFCUKaLotCouple over a year ago

somewhere close

Yes size does matter, size of the wallet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Spacious is good right?

In a transit van?

Can get loads in a tranny if you pack it right

Can I write “wash me” on it?

Not on mine, it’s squeaky clean!"

Good to know

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes if it dont cover my elbow then its not gonna work "

Hope you’ve got t-Rex arms

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes size does matter, size of the wallet. "

Do you keep yours in there then?

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By *mf123Man over a year ago

with one foot out the door

"Yes if it dont cover my elbow then its not gonna work

Hope you’ve got t-Rex arms

"
t rex arms were 3 feet long sure im sure you could manage then

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By *eFCUKaLotCouple over a year ago

somewhere close

"Yes size does matter, size of the wallet.

Do you keep yours in there then?"

It doesn’t fit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes if it dont cover my elbow then its not gonna work

Hope you’ve got t-Rex arms

t rex arms were 3 feet long sure im sure you could manage then

Oh yeah, good point actually. Mouse arms then

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

No. Warm, wet with a great personality will do

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By *mf123Man over a year ago

with one foot out the door

"Yes if it dont cover my elbow then its not gonna work

Hope you’ve got t-Rex arms

t rex arms were 3 feet long sure im sure you could manage then

Oh yeah, good point actually. Mouse arms then

"
muhahahaaaa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For future reference, how do we measure our otter's pocket? Just so I'm ready when I want to advertise.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For future reference, how do we measure our otter's pocket? Just so I'm ready when I want to advertise.

Markers on a traffic cone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For future reference, how do we measure our otter's pocket? Just so I'm ready when I want to advertise.

Markers on a traffic cone."

Ooh good call. Not sure how I will explain it to the kids but

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By *ictoriaathomeTV/TS over a year ago

Huddersfield

If its as wet as an otters pocket it dosnt really matter!!

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

It’s the personality that matters

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No. Warm, wet with a great personality will do

I can do warm

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"For future reference, how do we measure our otter's pocket? Just so I'm ready when I want to advertise.

Sky remote? If you can get it in up to the zero you’re winning

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If its as wet as an otters pocket it dosnt really matter!! "

Do otters have pockets?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It’s the personality that matters "

Aw sproutypants what if I’m a total cow?

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By *ictoriaathomeTV/TS over a year ago

Huddersfield

"If its as wet as an otters pocket it dosnt really matter!!

Do otters have pockets?"

Of course they do, it's where they keep their sweets!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For future reference, how do we measure our otter's pocket? Just so I'm ready when I want to advertise.

Sky remote? If you can get it in up to the zero you’re winning

on it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If its as wet as an otters pocket it dosnt really matter!!

Do otters have pockets?"

Otters hold hands while they sleep to stop floating away from each other.

They also pick a stone/rock when they're young and keep it with them in their pockets.

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan over a year ago

Wigan

As its something that ranges from holding a tiny little tampon in place all the way up to pushing a whole (some times not so)little human through it then no, it really doesn't matter. Tight usually means either someone is good at their kegels, they're not turned on enough or vaginismus.

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By *ictoriaathomeTV/TS over a year ago

Huddersfield

"For future reference, how do we measure our otter's pocket? Just so I'm ready when I want to advertise.

Sky remote? If you can get it in up to the zero you’re winning

on it

Which way round are you putting the remote?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If its as wet as an otters pocket it dosnt really matter!!

Do otters have pockets?

Of course they do, it's where they keep their sweets! "

Otter sweets!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If its as wet as an otters pocket it dosnt really matter!!

Do otters have pockets?

Otters hold hands while they sleep to stop floating away from each other.

They also pick a stone/rock when they're young and keep it with them in their pockets."

Omg that’s adorable! Like an emotional support stone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As its something that ranges from holding a tiny little tampon in place all the way up to pushing a whole (some times not so)little human through it then no, it really doesn't matter. Tight usually means either someone is good at their kegels, they're not turned on enough or vaginismus. "

Off to google that last one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"For future reference, how do we measure our otter's pocket? Just so I'm ready when I want to advertise.

Sky remote? If you can get it in up to the zero you’re winning

on it

Which way round are you putting the remote? "

The top end in first

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"For future reference, how do we measure our otter's pocket? Just so I'm ready when I want to advertise.

Sky remote? If you can get it in up to the zero you’re winning

on it

Which way round are you putting the remote?

The top end in first

I don't have a sky remote anymore! Does that mean I have to use a deodorant can?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"For future reference, how do we measure our otter's pocket? Just so I'm ready when I want to advertise.

Sky remote? If you can get it in up to the zero you’re winning

on it

Which way round are you putting the remote?

The top end in first

I don't have a sky remote anymore! Does that mean I have to use a deodorant can? "

Only if it’s a full size lynx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

this still going

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

this still going

We going 175 baby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

this still going

We going 175 cubic metres baby

That’s some vag volume.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

this still going

We going 175 cubic metres baby

That’s some vag volume.

Now we're talking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To be fair if it stinks I'm out

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan over a year ago

Wigan

Off to google that last one

Got to admit, I only know about the last one because a friend in college years ago had it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To be fair if it stinks I'm out"

You won’t know until the pants are off.

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By *ictoriaathomeTV/TS over a year ago

Huddersfield

"For future reference, how do we measure our otter's pocket? Just so I'm ready when I want to advertise.

Sky remote? If you can get it in up to the zero you’re winning

on it

Which way round are you putting the remote?

The top end in first

I don't have a sky remote anymore! Does that mean I have to use a deodorant can?

Only if it’s a full size lynx

Not the cat Lynx cos them and otters don't get along at all!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To be fair if it stinks I'm out

You won’t know until the pants are off."

I'll still be able to form an excuse to leave

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By *sh1962Man over a year ago

Stonehouse

On this site it seems to .

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"For future reference, how do we measure our otter's pocket? Just so I'm ready when I want to advertise.

Sky remote? If you can get it in up to the zero you’re winning

on it

Which way round are you putting the remote?

The top end in first

I don't have a sky remote anymore! Does that mean I have to use a deodorant can?

Only if it’s a full size lynx

Are we talking the average size or XL size

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To be fair if it stinks I'm out

You won’t know until the pants are off.

I'll still be able to form an excuse to leave "

“I left my snorkel at home. BRB”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If its as wet as an otters pocket it dosnt really matter!!

Do otters have pockets?

Otters hold hands while they sleep to stop floating away from each other.

They also pick a stone/rock when they're young and keep it with them in their pockets.

Omg that’s adorable! Like an emotional support stone?"

I'm afraid not. They use it to smash things open - more of a tool.

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By *aribbean King 1985Man over a year ago

South West London

Size of a woman's vagina doesnt matter to me at all. In fact I never thought about size

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm not looking to get sucked in and spat out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

this still going

We going 175 cubic metres baby

That’s some vag volume.

If you’ve got it flaunt it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"For future reference, how do we measure our otter's pocket? Just so I'm ready when I want to advertise.

Sky remote? If you can get it in up to the zero you’re winning

on it

Which way round are you putting the remote?

The top end in first

I don't have a sky remote anymore! Does that mean I have to use a deodorant can?

Only if it’s a full size lynx

Not the cat Lynx cos them and otters don't get along at all!! "

Yeah, fanny size would be the least of your worries if you had a lynx and an otter in your front room

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"On this site it seems to ."

Fanny size ash. Not cock size

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"For future reference, how do we measure our otter's pocket? Just so I'm ready when I want to advertise.

Sky remote? If you can get it in up to the zero you’re winning

on it

Which way round are you putting the remote?

The top end in first

I don't have a sky remote anymore! Does that mean I have to use a deodorant can?

Only if it’s a full size lynx

Are we talking the average size or XL size

Well if you can go xl you may as well!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If its as wet as an otters pocket it dosnt really matter!!

Do otters have pockets?

Otters hold hands while they sleep to stop floating away from each other.

They also pick a stone/rock when they're young and keep it with them in their pockets.

Omg that’s adorable! Like an emotional support stone?

I'm afraid not. They use it to smash things open - more of a tool."

And they have one that lasts forever? That’s still adorable

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Size of a woman's vagina doesnt matter to me at all. In fact I never thought about size "

Bet you think about it next time you’re in one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm not looking to get sucked in and spat out "

Sounds fun, no?

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By *ictoriaathomeTV/TS over a year ago

Huddersfield

"For future reference, how do we measure our otter's pocket? Just so I'm ready when I want to advertise.

Sky remote? If you can get it in up to the zero you’re winning

on it

Which way round are you putting the remote?

The top end in first

I don't have a sky remote anymore! Does that mean I have to use a deodorant can?

Only if it’s a full size lynx

Not the cat Lynx cos them and otters don't get along at all!!

Yeah, fanny size would be the least of your worries if you had a lynx and an otter in your front room

Very true. Last time the lynx was in the front room its claws just ripped the couch to shreds, the otter took his hands out of his wet pocket and slapped him so hard for being disrespectful. Told you they don't get on at all!!

Forgot about the big fanny after that little spat I can tell you!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"For future reference, how do we measure our otter's pocket? Just so I'm ready when I want to advertise.

Sky remote? If you can get it in up to the zero you’re winning

on it

Which way round are you putting the remote?

The top end in first

I don't have a sky remote anymore! Does that mean I have to use a deodorant can?

Only if it’s a full size lynx

Not the cat Lynx cos them and otters don't get along at all!!

Yeah, fanny size would be the least of your worries if you had a lynx and an otter in your front room

Forgot about the big fanny after that little spat I can tell you!! "

Fuckinell hope your home insurance paid out for the sofa?

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By *estarossa.Woman over a year ago

Flagrante

Theres no such things as otters, they are just wet dogs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Theres no such things as otters, they are just wet dogs

Do they play fetch?

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan over a year ago

Wigan

"Theres no such things as otters, they are just wet dogs

That's Otter-ly ridiculous!

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By *aribbean King 1985Man over a year ago

South West London

"Size of a woman's vagina doesnt matter to me at all. In fact I never thought about size

Bet you think about it next time you’re in one

"
Nah not really, as long as a pussy is clean, smells nice and looks good then size is the least of my worries

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By *ictoriaathomeTV/TS over a year ago

Huddersfield

"For future reference, how do we measure our otter's pocket? Just so I'm ready when I want to advertise.

Sky remote? If you can get it in up to the zero you’re winning

on it

Which way round are you putting the remote?

The top end in first

I don't have a sky remote anymore! Does that mean I have to use a deodorant can?

Only if it’s a full size lynx

Not the cat Lynx cos them and otters don't get along at all!!

Yeah, fanny size would be the least of your worries if you had a lynx and an otter in your front room

Forgot about the big fanny after that little spat I can tell you!!

Fuckinell hope your home insurance paid out for the sofa? "

Bastards didn't, said it was my fault for not letting the otter build his dam which caused him (the otter) to piss off the lynx which in turn made him (the lynx) decide to come inside away from him (the otter) which made the otter follow him (the lynx) inside and so therefore he (the lynx) got on the sofa away from him (the otter) which in turn caused all the mess. And they (the insurance) said it was my fault due to neglect not letting him (the otter) build his dam in the first place.

Little bastard, last time he built a dam it flooded the house and the bastard insurance didn't pay up then because I never said I had an otter in the first place!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Measure with a sure deodorant can

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Size of a woman's vagina doesnt matter to me at all. In fact I never thought about size

Bet you think about it next time you’re in one

Nah not really, as long as a pussy is clean, smells nice and looks good then size is the least of my worries

Maybe looks should be the next thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"For future reference, how do we measure our otter's pocket? Just so I'm ready when I want to advertise.

Sky remote? If you can get it in up to the zero you’re winning

on it

Which way round are you putting the remote?

The top end in first

I don't have a sky remote anymore! Does that mean I have to use a deodorant can?

Only if it’s a full size lynx

Not the cat Lynx cos them and otters don't get along at all!!

Yeah, fanny size would be the least of your worries if you had a lynx and an otter in your front room

Forgot about the big fanny after that little spat I can tell you!!

Fuckinell hope your home insurance paid out for the sofa?

Little bastard, last time he built a dam it flooded the house and the bastard insurance didn't pay up then because I never said I had an otter in the first place!!

Absolutely crying here

Moral of the story? Put the otter in the lake

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By *ictoriaathomeTV/TS over a year ago

Huddersfield

"For future reference, how do we measure our otter's pocket? Just so I'm ready when I want to advertise.

Sky remote? If you can get it in up to the zero you’re winning

on it

Which way round are you putting the remote?

The top end in first

I don't have a sky remote anymore! Does that mean I have to use a deodorant can?

Only if it’s a full size lynx

Not the cat Lynx cos them and otters don't get along at all!!

Yeah, fanny size would be the least of your worries if you had a lynx and an otter in your front room

Forgot about the big fanny after that little spat I can tell you!!

Fuckinell hope your home insurance paid out for the sofa?

Little bastard, last time he built a dam it flooded the house and the bastard insurance didn't pay up then because I never said I had an otter in the first place!!

Absolutely crying here

Moral of the story? Put the otter in the lake

Moral of the story is don't let the lynx swim in the otters dam in the first place, that's what bust the dam!!

And that's why they don't get on anymore!!

Little fuckers!!!

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

"It’s the personality that matters

Aw sproutypants what if I’m a total cow?"

I’ll let it slide because you have nice tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It’s the personality that matters

Aw sproutypants what if I’m a total cow?

I’ll let it slide because you have nice tits

Aw thanks pet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Baggy ftw.

What constitutes baggy? When you can’t touch the sides? "

I can’t touch the sides even if it’s not baggy

…wait…

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By *ucky1Man over a year ago

Visiting

"In the interests of equality, guys, does the size of a woman’s vagina matter?

Discuss

Nope for me its all about the intimacy that you build together

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Baggy ftw.

What constitutes baggy? When you can’t touch the sides?

I can’t touch the sides even if it’s not baggy

…wait… "

Waiting

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By *oupot56Man over a year ago

Ruislip

It doesn’t matter I’m more about how it looks

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

If she’s not got a fanny like a donkey’s yawn then I’m out

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

"If she’s not got a fanny like a donkey’s yawn then I’m out

Mouses ear all the way. #amirite

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By *estarossa.Woman over a year ago

Flagrante

"If she’s not got a fanny like a donkey’s yawn then I’m out

Hiiiiiiiik

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It doesn’t matter I’m more about how it looks "

That’s gonna be the next one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If she’s not got a fanny like a donkey’s yawn then I’m out

Yeehaw

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By *estarossa.Woman over a year ago

Flagrante

Why is that song "shrivelled little short dick man" running through my head

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Why is that song "shrivelled little short dick man" running through my head

Little donkey is running through mine now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why is that song "shrivelled little short dick man" running through my head

Amazing song

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why is that song "shrivelled little short dick man" running through my head

Little donkey is running through mine now

Not an amazing song!

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Why is that song "shrivelled little short dick man" running through my head

Little donkey is running through mine now

Not an amazing song!"

On a dusty road

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why is that song "shrivelled little short dick man" running through my head

Little donkey is running through mine now

Not an amazing song!

On a dusty road "

Primary school Christmas assembly memories

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Why is that song "shrivelled little short dick man" running through my head

Little donkey is running through mine now

Not an amazing song!

On a dusty road

Primary school Christmas assembly memories

Yes, Mrs Duffy my 1st year teacher had a big wizard’s sleeve

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why is that song "shrivelled little short dick man" running through my head

Little donkey is running through mine now

Not an amazing song!

On a dusty road

Primary school Christmas assembly memories

Yes, Mrs Duffy my 1st year teacher had a big wizard’s sleeve

HOW do you even know that

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By *rofessor ElementalMan over a year ago

Durham

The vagina is a very “elastic” small enough to hold a tampon in place, but can expand enough to pass a baby through it’ll spring back elasitgirl.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Why is that song "shrivelled little short dick man" running through my head

Little donkey is running through mine now

Not an amazing song!

On a dusty road

Primary school Christmas assembly memories

Yes, Mrs Duffy my 1st year teacher had a big wizard’s sleeve

HOW do you even know that

I’ve always been a swinger

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"The vagina is a very “elastic” small enough to hold a tampon in place, but can expand enough to pass a baby through it’ll spring back elasitgirl. "

Hhmmmm maybe not spring back to ‘exact’ same size

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The vagina is a very “elastic” small enough to hold a tampon in place, but can expand enough to pass a baby through it’ll spring back elasitgirl. "

So it’s springy?

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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