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By *heekyDemand OP Couple over a year ago

Leicester

I stole a load of pool inflatables

I need to Lilo

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By *efinatelyMaybe100Man over a year ago

bradford

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

__________________________________

Dam

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

There were two weevils who were brothers and lived on a farm.

One went off to Hollywood and became a rich and famous.

The other one stayed on the farm and did ordinary weevil things. He was know as the lesser of two weevils.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got hit on the head with a book.

I only have my shelf to blame.

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By *abyblues2023Woman over a year ago

Everywhere and Nowhere baby thats where im at

Was walking down the street and some guy throw cheese at me....

I thought how dairy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a conversation between two rubbish bins?

Trash Talk.

Bess x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why do bees stay in their beehive in winter?

Swarm.

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By *ldbutable1Man over a year ago

hewish

how do you make a nun pregnant ?

fuck her

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By *EAT..85Woman over a year ago

Nottingham

Why did the mouse need oiling?

_________

Because it was squeaky

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By *ldbutable1Man over a year ago

hewish

2 flys on a pussy ,

which one's on drugs ?

the one sniffing up the crack

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To show his mates he had guts

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By *ldbutable1Man over a year ago

hewish

why is ryana like an ice hockey goalie

both change their pads after 3 periods

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a girl with a tile on her head

Ruth

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By *hapLeedsMan over a year ago

Leeds

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot….a carrot

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By *rystal DreamtimeTV/TS over a year ago

horsham

A tortoise gets mugged on his way home by two snails ... when the police arrive they ask the tortoise to tell them what happened ... I don’t know said the tortoise it all happened so fast !

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By *odyorCouple over a year ago

Farnham

I am training my dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground. He’s picking it up very quickly, he went from Barking to Tooting in just over an hour.

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Q: What does a Lumberjack shout at the start of Autumn?

A: "Sep - timberrrrrrr!"

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By *ent in BlackMan over a year ago

Silsden

"I am training my dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground. He’s picking it up very quickly, he went from Barking to Tooting in just over an hour. "

That’s epic

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By *ieselJuiceMan over a year ago

Stratford

The London Mayor, Khan and his uselez charge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My Uncle has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

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By *uffolk_bigguyMan over a year ago

Tractor Town

I remember one from the Adam and Joe show - think it was Adam's young son who made it up.

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Beano

Beano who?

Beano weano

It's silly, makes no sense, yet always makes me giggle.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

A Cow just threw their Milk at me ..

How Dairy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What would a block of Greek cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Hallo..mi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick

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By *imon the owlMan over a year ago

barnsley

How do you make a hormone?

Don’t pay her

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By *ndycoinsMan over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"The London Mayor, Khan and his uselez charge"

The Nightmayor and his ultra low ECONOMIC zone

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By *icknmix500Man over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

Whats brown and sits on a piano stool ?

Beethoven's last movement

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By *icknmix500Man over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

He's a cunt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why did the guy go to the toilet?

Cause he needed a pee.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's black and white and looks like a cat?

A cat.

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By *assword123Couple over a year ago

few miles from London and not far from Cambridge

Two cows in a field

First cow says “mooooo”

Second cow says “you fuckker, i was just about to say that “

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Two cows in a field

First cow says “mooooo”

Second cow says “you fuckker, i was just about to say that “"

LOL!!!

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By *estarossa.Woman over a year ago

Flagrante

Im not a fan of elevator music at all.

Its bad on so many levels.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan over a year ago

Sussex

What do Rupert The Bear, Catherine The Great and Ivan The Terrible all have in common?

THE- same middle name

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By *ndycoinsMan over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Two pigs shivering in the cold in a field,one says to the other "don't worry that bloke said he's going to bring us some blankets"

What's the difference between a cow and a woman?

The cow can stand up to its tits in water and not get it's pussy wet.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan over a year ago

Willenhall

I managed to swallow the cat's medication by mistake.

Don't ask meow.

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By *uchasGMan over a year ago

Northwest

Two goldfish in a tank...one turns to the other and say "you drive, I'll shoot the gun"

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan over a year ago

Sussex

Two monies sitting in a bath.... one monkey says

Ooohhhoo arhhgh aargh!

The other monkey says

Well, you should put more cold water in then!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You hear about the explosion in the cheese factory?

Nothing left but de brie.

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

All the street signs in yorkshire were nicked overnight

Police have spent the morning looking for leads

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