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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Assemble your team.....
5 people (couples can count as 1, as the woman can't shoot anyway)
The overall winning team with the most votes* will genuinely have to go paintballing 
*forumites named
Mine.....
Me - obviously
Granny Crumpet - Analysis the ground and come up with a battle winning plan.
Posh - Her tits can be used as a target for the enemy team and take pressure off the rest of us (sorry)
Rex - He can deal with captured Persononel 
Tempting Twosome - Only because I'd like to see F get riddled with paintballs.
K - Storms the final position with me and rains victorious. With Lilith in his backpack.
You will lose. All of you.
AND it's only a bit fun  don't turn it salty 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I pick all the American posters. If everyone else can wear school uniforms we’re obliterating you.
Omgggg
Too far?"
Hey, if it's a winning team it works! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I pick all the American posters. If everyone else can wear school uniforms we’re obliterating you.
Omgggg
Too far?
Hey, if it's a winning team it works!"
We’re about to unleash some freedom and liberty on these bitches.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Scrap this thread.
Was only a matter of time
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It would have been a good thread but then you up and poked the bear with saying woman can’t shoot that was your mistake op |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Scrap this thread.
Was only a matter of time
It would have been a good thread but then you up and poked the bear with saying woman can’t shoot that was your mistake op "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What kind off guns op are we just use the standerd hoppers
Can can we bring out more exutic stuff like a replica 338 lupua with a trechcon 8x on it
Or like a Hk mp rep with some lazer and red dots |
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From my impression from fab threads….
Lilith….she’d be the sniper, one shot to the balls for fun then the headshot….
Fluffy Chicken…..everybody else gets custard paintballs and she’s just let loose….hopefully she doesn’t kill anybody…..( hope it’s the right person)
Nero….probably be the smartest camouflage out here and will give the opposition something to aim for…..
Juicy Brucie……..judging by the threads everybody will fall at his feet and then can be easily picked off…..
Caucasian ghandi……. If we can take prisoners he can just do his thing and rim, finger, bum to gain intelligence……
And me….opposition will just laugh at the wheezing pile of mess stopping to swig rum at every opportunity…….
I have way too much time on my hands…. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What kind off guns op are we just use the standerd hoppers
Can can we bring out more exutic stuff like a replica 338 lupua with a trechcon 8x on it
Or like a Hk mp rep with some lazer and red dots "
Standard hoppers, although bring a 7.62mm if you want to suppress the enemy from a distance. CQB shotgun for urban environmens, lazer will be decent at night but need a flash eliminator. NVG's can be provided at the start as well for a fee of 6 Freddos. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"From my impression from fab threads….
Lilith….she’d be the sniper, one shot to the balls for fun then the headshot….
Fluffy Chicken…..everybody else gets custard paintballs and she’s just let loose….hopefully she doesn’t kill anybody…..( hope it’s the right person)
Nero….probably be the smartest camouflage out here and will give the opposition something to aim for…..
Juicy Brucie……..judging by the threads everybody will fall at his feet and then can be easily picked off…..
Caucasian ghandi……. If we can take prisoners he can just do his thing and rim, finger, bum to gain intelligence……
And me….opposition will just laugh at the wheezing pile of mess stopping to swig rum at every opportunity…….
I have way too much time on my hands…."
That is a competitive team  |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"What kind off guns op are we just use the standerd hoppers
Can can we bring out more exutic stuff like a replica 338 lupua with a trechcon 8x on it
Or like a Hk mp rep with some lazer and red dots
Standard hoppers, although bring a 7.62mm if you want to suppress the enemy from a distance. CQB shotgun for urban environmens, lazer will be decent at night but need a flash eliminator. NVG's can be provided at the start as well for a fee of 6 Freddos."
Ahhh using all the ones the women definitely can't use well  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What kind off guns op are we just use the standerd hoppers
Can can we bring out more exutic stuff like a replica 338 lupua with a trechcon 8x on it
Or like a Hk mp rep with some lazer and red dots
Standard hoppers, although bring a 7.62mm if you want to suppress the enemy from a distance. CQB shotgun for urban environmens, lazer will be decent at night but need a flash eliminator. NVG's can be provided at the start as well for a fee of 6 Freddos."
Sounds awesome |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What kind off guns op are we just use the standerd hoppers
Can can we bring out more exutic stuff like a replica 338 lupua with a trechcon 8x on it
Or like a Hk mp rep with some lazer and red dots
Standard hoppers, although bring a 7.62mm if you want to suppress the enemy from a distance. CQB shotgun for urban environmens, lazer will be decent at night but need a flash eliminator. NVG's can be provided at the start as well for a fee of 6 Freddos.
Ahhh using all the ones the women definitely can't use well "
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I can have as many as I like cos the OP can't count.
So, I will have
PP- Ubique- covering fire, nuff said,
Julie and Beef- Julie will lull you into a false sense of security, and mesmerise you all with her boobs while I use Beef for errrr ummm a body guard to get me across open ground, sorry Beef!,
Jims Mum- the best  on Fab, and
Chunky Gent- in his Hawkeye cosplay- because he never misses. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Scrap this thread.
Was only a matter of time
It would have been a good thread but then you up and poked the bear with saying woman can’t shoot that was your mistake op
Exactly"
yip that is whare the mistake was made |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can have as many as I like cos the OP can't count.
So, I will have
PP- Ubique- covering fire, nuff said,
Julie and Beef- Julie will lull you into a false sense of security, and mesmerise you all with her boobs while I use Beef for errrr ummm a body guard to get me across open ground, sorry Beef!,
Jims Mum- the best on Fab, and
Chunky Gent- in his Hawkeye cosplay- because he never misses. "
My team would fix bayonets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From my impression from fab threads….
Lilith….she’d be the sniper, one shot to the balls for fun then the headshot….
Fluffy Chicken…..everybody else gets custard paintballs and she’s just let loose….hopefully she doesn’t kill anybody…..( hope it’s the right person)
Nero….probably be the smartest camouflage out here and will give the opposition something to aim for…..
Juicy Brucie……..judging by the threads everybody will fall at his feet and then can be easily picked off…..
Caucasian ghandi……. If we can take prisoners he can just do his thing and rim, finger, bum to gain intelligence……
And me….opposition will just laugh at the wheezing pile of mess stopping to swig rum at every opportunity…….
I have way too much time on my hands…."
Crying laughing at this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*Looks in gun safe * No paintball ones. 
You can't bring real guns to a paintball match "
I Guess painting a Tennis ball and using it as a suppressor wouldn't qualify as a "Paintball" gun. |
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"From my impression from fab threads….
Lilith….she’d be the sniper, one shot to the balls for fun then the headshot….
Fluffy Chicken…..everybody else gets custard paintballs and she’s just let loose….hopefully she doesn’t kill anybody…..( hope it’s the right person)
Nero….probably be the smartest camouflage out here and will give the opposition something to aim for…..
Juicy Brucie……..judging by the threads everybody will fall at his feet and then can be easily picked off…..
Caucasian ghandi……. If we can take prisoners he can just do his thing and rim, finger, bum to gain intelligence……
And me….opposition will just laugh at the wheezing pile of mess stopping to swig rum at every opportunity…….
I have way too much time on my hands….
Crying laughing at this "
Just checking you are the custard lady right? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*Looks in gun safe * No paintball ones.
You can't bring real guns to a paintball match I Guess painting a Tennis ball and using it as a suppressor wouldn't qualify as a "Paintball" gun. "
Yes you can do that, that's fine |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I use a modified GAU 8 Avenger please?
Yes Wonko
Wonko wins again
I'm guessing you're bringing a trailer
It's shoulder mounted "
That is some modification |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From my impression from fab threads….
Lilith….she’d be the sniper, one shot to the balls for fun then the headshot….
Fluffy Chicken…..everybody else gets custard paintballs and she’s just let loose….hopefully she doesn’t kill anybody…..( hope it’s the right person)
Nero….probably be the smartest camouflage out here and will give the opposition something to aim for…..
Juicy Brucie……..judging by the threads everybody will fall at his feet and then can be easily picked off…..
Caucasian ghandi……. If we can take prisoners he can just do his thing and rim, finger, bum to gain intelligence……
And me….opposition will just laugh at the wheezing pile of mess stopping to swig rum at every opportunity…….
I have way too much time on my hands….
Crying laughing at this
Just checking you are the custard lady right?"
Absolutely I am! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I use a modified GAU 8 Avenger please?
Yes Wonko
Wonko wins again
I'm guessing you're bringing a trailer
It's shoulder mounted
That is some modification "
You maybe should have checked before saying yes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I use a modified GAU 8 Avenger please?
Yes Wonko
Wonko wins again
I'm guessing you're bringing a trailer
It's shoulder mounted
That is some modification
You maybe should have checked before saying yes "
Fuck it, you can still bring it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll be a sniper, lone wolf,I can just stroll past all the downed bodies to the end 
Em x
No snipers allowed Em
Rude  "
If you survive with Rex for 30mins you can have a Sniper |
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"I'll be a sniper, lone wolf,I can just stroll past all the downed bodies to the end
Em x
No snipers allowed Em
Rude
If you survive with Rex for 30mins you can have a Sniper "
Are there rules or can I use any tactic I like? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll be a sniper, lone wolf,I can just stroll past all the downed bodies to the end
Em x
No snipers allowed Em
Rude
If you survive with Rex for 30mins you can have a Sniper
Are there rules or can I use any tactic I like?"
No rules |
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"I'll be a sniper, lone wolf,I can just stroll past all the downed bodies to the end
Em x
No snipers allowed Em
Rude
If you survive with Rex for 30mins you can have a Sniper
Are there rules or can I use any tactic I like?
No rules "
Deal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we have a thread on the best weapons for home “ de -fence”
Glock 19 by the bed, pump action shotgun above headboard,full velocity ammo because we have brick walls not box walls. "
semi auto shotgun. 10 round magazine loaded with 00 buck.i am shooting 9 53 grain projectiles to perps 1 each trigger pull. I have ARs but you don't have to be accurate with the shotgun. My shotgun is a AR platform. So it's great muscle memory for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can we have a thread on the best weapons for home “ de -fence”
Glock 19 by the bed, pump action shotgun above headboard,full velocity ammo because we have brick walls not box walls. semi auto shotgun. 10 round magazine loaded with 00 buck.i am shooting 9 53 grain projectiles to perps 1 each trigger pull. I have ARs but you don't have to be accurate with the shotgun. My shotgun is a AR platform. So it's great muscle memory for me."
A golf club is all I need. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can we have a thread on the best weapons for home “ de -fence”
Glock 19 by the bed, pump action shotgun above headboard,full velocity ammo because we have brick walls not box walls. semi auto shotgun. 10 round magazine loaded with 00 buck.i am shooting 9 53 grain projectiles to perps 1 each trigger pull. I have ARs but you don't have to be accurate with the shotgun. My shotgun is a AR platform. So it's great muscle memory for me.
A golf club is all I need."
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"Can we have a thread on the best weapons for home “ de -fence”
Glock 19 by the bed, pump action shotgun above headboard,full velocity ammo because we have brick walls not box walls. semi auto shotgun. 10 round magazine loaded with 00 buck.i am shooting 9 53 grain projectiles to perps 1 each trigger pull. I have ARs but you don't have to be accurate with the shotgun. My shotgun is a AR platform. So it's great muscle memory for me."
Love it. |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"From my impression from fab threads….
Lilith….she’d be the sniper, one shot to the balls for fun then the headshot….
Fluffy Chicken…..everybody else gets custard paintballs and she’s just let loose….hopefully she doesn’t kill anybody…..( hope it’s the right person)
Nero….probably be the smartest camouflage out here and will give the opposition something to aim for…..
Juicy Brucie……..judging by the threads everybody will fall at his feet and then can be easily picked off…..
Caucasian ghandi……. If we can take prisoners he can just do his thing and rim, finger, bum to gain intelligence……
And me….opposition will just laugh at the wheezing pile of mess stopping to swig rum at every opportunity…….
I have way too much time on my hands…."
Oh fuck yes what a team! I do have nice feet so I've got my role covered guys  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm picking all women, you say they don't know how to shoot, ah honey, at least they know where the target is..."
This will officially be called by Y team |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm picking all women, you say they don't know how to shoot, ah honey, at least they know where the target is..."
Shut up Lilith. I'd look at you and you'd get pregnant |
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"Is this event wheelchair accessible?
Yes
*Applies off-road wheels and FrontWheel system*
*Applies BMX gloves*
*Applies goggles*
Ready 
have mercy!"
I'll be leading the downhill charge with an army of shooters behind me. Excuse my snow plough attachment at the front.
Is *this* a piece of your shin? |
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"Is this event wheelchair accessible?
Yes
*Applies off-road wheels and FrontWheel system*
*Applies BMX gloves*
*Applies goggles*
Ready
have mercy!
Wait, we can bring an APC?"
An armoured personnel carrier? Da fuck is this K!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this event wheelchair accessible?
Yes
*Applies off-road wheels and FrontWheel system*
*Applies BMX gloves*
*Applies goggles*
Ready
have mercy!
I'll be leading the downhill charge with an army of shooters behind me. Excuse my snow plough attachment at the front.
Is *this* a piece of your shin?"
This isn't Death Race |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this event wheelchair accessible?
Yes
*Applies off-road wheels and FrontWheel system*
*Applies BMX gloves*
*Applies goggles*
Ready
have mercy!
I'll be leading the downhill charge with an army of shooters behind me. Excuse my snow plough attachment at the front.
Is *this* a piece of your shin?"
I'm on this team |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this event wheelchair accessible?
Yes
*Applies off-road wheels and FrontWheel system*
*Applies BMX gloves*
*Applies goggles*
Ready
have mercy!
I'll be leading the downhill charge with an army of shooters behind me. Excuse my snow plough attachment at the front.
Is *this* a piece of your shin?
I'm on this team "
This isn't about collecting scalps it's just some paintball fun |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"Is this event wheelchair accessible?
Yes
*Applies off-road wheels and FrontWheel system*
*Applies BMX gloves*
*Applies goggles*
Ready
have mercy!
Wait, we can bring an APC?
An armoured personnel carrier? Da fuck is this K!!!!!"
Well they clearly are bringing the god damn T-9069! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this event wheelchair accessible?
Yes
*Applies off-road wheels and FrontWheel system*
*Applies BMX gloves*
*Applies goggles*
Ready
have mercy!
Wait, we can bring an APC?
An armoured personnel carrier? Da fuck is this K!!!!!
Well they clearly are bringing the god damn T-9069!"
It has escalated a little |
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"Is this event wheelchair accessible?
Yes
*Applies off-road wheels and FrontWheel system*
*Applies BMX gloves*
*Applies goggles*
Ready
have mercy!
Wait, we can bring an APC?
An armoured personnel carrier? Da fuck is this K!!!!!"
Me  |
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"Is this event wheelchair accessible?
Yes
*Applies off-road wheels and FrontWheel system*
*Applies BMX gloves*
*Applies goggles*
Ready
have mercy!
I'll be leading the downhill charge with an army of shooters behind me. Excuse my snow plough attachment at the front.
Is *this* a piece of your shin?
I'm on this team "
You're in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this event wheelchair accessible?
Yes
*Applies off-road wheels and FrontWheel system*
*Applies BMX gloves*
*Applies goggles*
Ready
have mercy!
Wait, we can bring an APC?
An armoured personnel carrier? Da fuck is this K!!!!!
Me "
need an applause emoji!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this event wheelchair accessible?
Yes
*Applies off-road wheels and FrontWheel system*
*Applies BMX gloves*
*Applies goggles*
Ready
have mercy!
Wait, we can bring an APC?
An armoured personnel carrier? Da fuck is this K!!!!!
Well they clearly are bringing the god damn T-9069!"
* now where did I put that javelin* |
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"Is this event wheelchair accessible?
Yes
*Applies off-road wheels and FrontWheel system*
*Applies BMX gloves*
*Applies goggles*
Ready
have mercy!
Wait, we can bring an APC?
An armoured personnel carrier? Da fuck is this K!!!!!
Well they clearly are bringing the god damn T-9069! * now where did I put that javelin*"
Stuck in the mud. Motion denied. |
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